An upper deck

[TheGanjaKing]

4. upper deck

Where you go to someone's house, shit in the tank part of the toilet. the shit in there starts rotting, and starts smelling up the bathroom, and people don't know where the smell is coming from because they never look in the tank part of the toilet.



I took a crap in CJ's Top Tank and left him a Upper Deck he will never forget.

[TheGanjaKing]

1. Upper Deck Deluxe

Where you do a standard Upper Decker (take a dump into the Upper toilet tank), BUT you have disconnected the chain beforehand so that some poor sap has to reach into your poop soup to even flush it.



That bitch pissed me off so bad, I got her back with a full upper deck deluxe so she'd have full shit hands after fixing it.


now that is just plain funny :D

[alex714]

well, now we know. you can post more pics of men kissing if youd like.

[TheGanjaKing]

well, now we know. you can post more pics of men kissing if youd like.
as soon as I'm done feeding the baby....I'll see what I can do :P

[alex714]

where the hell are my pictures

[TheGanjaKing]

oh shit....I totally forgot about the forums....

[alex714]

damn, I was under the impression that theyre all you think of

[TheGanjaKing]

damn, I was under the impression that theyre all you think of
If I had things my way, then that would probably be true

[alex714]

I think of the forums too much actually


I have to start phasing myself out of here, but we both know thats never going to happen. ever.

[TheGanjaKing]

I think of the forums too much actually


I have to start phasing myself out of here, but we both know thats never going to happen. ever.
I've already just accepted the fact that I'm addicted and there is nothing I can do about it....that sorta makes it easier, but not really.

[alex714]

I've already just accepted the fact that I'm addicted and there is nothing I can do about it....that sorta makes it easier, but not really.

Just as long as others are addicted, I dont feel as bad

[TheGanjaKing]

we aren't alone, I know that...

[alex714]

Saturday night on the fora just isnt the same without you

[TheGanjaKing]

Saturday night on the fora just isnt the same without you
its become a ritual for me now....cuz I'm always home

[alex714]

its become a ritual for me now....cuz I'm always home

Id say get out more often, but that would be so hypocritical of me

[TheGanjaKing]

I wish I could get out more often....but I'm stuck in my boring little life.

[alex714]

Me too


and Im only 21 :(

[TheGanjaKing]

don't feel bad, I'm only 24....and I've been doing this since I was about your age

[alex714]

I dont feel bad


Its been downhill for me since I was 16 or so :D

[TheGanjaKing]

think about an explosive diarrhea upper deck....the ultimate revenge....

[alex714]

youd get along well with hiro and I, we talk a lot about bodily functions.

[TheGanjaKing]

youd get along well with hiro and I, we talk a lot about bodily functions.
like queefing?

[alex714]

like queefing?

actually, I dont believe that has come up yet in our daily conversations

[TheGanjaKing]

well that should be your next convo

[alex714]

it will.....she is set to call me tonight.

[TheGanjaKing]

so, did that call ever come?

[daisymae]

I prefer this sort of upper deck.

http://www.tonykj.com/photos/Atlantis_Cruise_Jan_2004/Upper%20Deck%20Scene.JPG

[daisymae]

hahaha....and I just noticed that they are all men...:D

I stumbled on someone's gay vacation photos...
http://www.tonykj.com/photos/Atlantis_Cruise_Jan_2004/

[TheGanjaKing]

hahaha....and I just noticed that they are all men...:D

I stumbled on someone's gay vacation photos...
http://www.tonykj.com/photos/Atlantis_Cruise_Jan_2004/
i'm not complaining....although it would have been nicer if they would have been naked.

[alex714]

ha, I noticed they were all men right away :D


thats ganja in the hot pink speedo

[TheGanjaKing]

don't you love my TIGHT ass

[alex714]

Yes, youve got a lovely ass



Oh, and hiro never called me last night, I left her a voicemail though

[TheGanjaKing]

did you mention queefing?

[alex714]

No, I had something more important to say than that :D

[TheGanjaKing]

masturbating does overpower queefing.

[daisymae]

i'm not complaining....although it would have been nicer if they would have been naked.
Sorry, we have buns but no sausages.....:D


http://www.tonykj.com/photos/Atlantis_Cruise_Jan_2004/Bottoms%20up%20at%20Little%20Magens%20Bay%20St%20T homas.JPG

[TheGanjaKing]

thats ok, I've got the sausage to fill up the buns

[alex714]

thats so euro trash

[TheGanjaKing]

but I'll take it.

[alex714]

I wouldnt touch them or go near them.

[TheGanjaKing]

I'd do em all.

[daisymae]

We know. They look kinda stereotypical Village People-ish to me....

[TheGanjaKing]

We know. They look kinda stereotypical Village People-ish to me....
which makes them irresistable to me

[alex714]

Getting sand up your bum is no fun.

[TheGanjaKing]

Getting sand up your bum is no fun.
well, depending on how deep it is, it can be sorta fun...