...

[Lodog]

*accidently swallows bug*

[Peanuts]

*hit's him on the back of the head in hopes it will spit back up*

[Dustinthewind]

ewwwwww, lets hope it didnt lay any eggs. You could have bugs everywhere.

this reminds me of that email that was going around. The one where it said the lady licked the envelope and her tongue got alll swollen, then all these little tiny, creepy crawly.

[Peanuts]

All envelopes should be self-adhesive. Less having to worry about cutting my lip. I do it all the time.

[andcrs2]

Staplers for us po Folk...

[Dustinthewind]

i think that if they are going to have adhesive envelopes, they should be flavored at least. They are yucky tasting.

[Peanuts]

Staplers for us po Folk...

Staples work. Do you know how long it takes to go through a box of staples? I've had a box in my desk for almost 10 years.

I need to do more stapling.:)

[daisymae]

Don't lick an envelope the long way....give it several licks the short way...I have done this ever since cutting my tongue....:eek:

haha..and no pervy replies about my licking..:D

[TheGanjaKing]

yes yes yes.....more useless bullshit please.

[stinkfoot]

yes yes yes.....more useless bullshit please. Ad captandum vulgus

[TheGanjaKing]

Ad captandum vulgus
exactly

[Death]

I lick envelopes to get high

[TheGanjaKing]

they get you high?

[daisymae]

yes yes yes.....more useless bullshit please.
What would you like advice on next? Licking envelopes is covered.

[TheGanjaKing]

What would you like advice on next? Licking envelopes is covered.
how about proper tecniques of butt shaving

[alex714]

stop shaving already

[TheGanjaKing]

i have to shave my ass crack or the shit gets all stuck

[daisymae]

Well, you should first have the proper tools....

Use this to pry your butt apart....
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/jaws-life-spreader2.jpg

Then after you hose off the dingleberries, get grooming....
http://www.petsmart.com/media/ps/images/products/detail/large/i/inP0/inP028036large_eaa1.jpg

[TheGanjaKing]

Well, you should first have the proper tools....

Use this to pry your butt apart....
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/jaws-life-spreader2.jpg

Then after you hose off the dingleberries, get grooming....
http://www.petsmart.com/media/ps/images/products/detail/large/i/inP0/inP028036large_eaa1.jpg
you are a life saver...i'm going to order this stuff right now

[alex714]

tammy, you suprise me. in a good way.

[daisymae]

haha...Thank you dear Alex...:D

[TheGanjaKing]

tammy, you suprise me. in a good way.
you get surprised by things? after me?

[alex714]

you get surprised by things? after me?

Looks like it. Youre gonna have to step things up, you dont sicken me like you used to.

[TheGanjaKing]

Looks like it. Youre gonna have to step things up, you dont sicken me like you used to.
I think you've just grown immune to it.

[alex714]

I think you've just grown immune to it.

ha

I have


Youre like a bad smell. I just got used to you.

[daisymae]

Bad smells are really gross. Worse than the sight of the smelly object itself....
Of course, I'd rather smell it than touch it....I don't know where I'm going with this so I'll stop now...:D

[alex714]

Worse smell ever=people eating mcdonalds on the subway trains *barf*

[daisymae]

My friend went to Starbuck's last week and there was a shit-filled Depend's in the parking lot....I'm glad I wasn't there....:D

[alex714]

My friend went to Starbuck's last week and there was a shit-filled Depend's in the parking lot....I'm glad I wasn't there....:D

HA


that made me laugh

I wish I was there so I could have laughed my ass off

[TheGanjaKing]

i think that could have been my depends.......I was wearing one after getting fucked by a homeless guy from the park. I got rid of it after I aborted. :)