what are a womens fav animals?

[TheMistress]

A minx in the closet
A Tiger in the bedroom
A jaguar in the garage
and a Jackass to pay for it all!

haha
hey, and dont start with the fur is murder stuff. Its a joke, and I definitly DONT have any real fur coats in my closet..nor will I ever.

[IronGoth]

I take more offense to the "jackass to pay for it all" comment.

[TheMistress]

hahahahahah ohh come on irongoth!
dont let your self be one of those...
how bout be a tiger in the bedroom instead.
its not too late for new years resolutions.

and Dirk Pitt...you like green eyes I assume by your sig?!

[IronGoth]

I'll pass at both.

I have low testosterone, it's not worth getting out of bed most days.

[IronGoth]

Your cute little joke is not original....

"It is an amazing thing to see in our city the wife of a shoemaker, or a butcher, or a porter dressed in silk with chains of gold at the throat, with pearls and a ring of good value... and then in contrast to see her husband cutting the meat, all smeared with cow's blood, poorly dressed, or burdened like an ass, clothed with the stuff from which sacks are made... but whoever considers this carefully will find it reasonable, because it is necessary that the lady, even if low-born and humble, be draped with such clothes for her natural excellence and dignity, and that the man less adorned [b]as if a slave, or a little ass, born to her service."

- Lucrezia Marinella, Venice, Italy - 1600
Feminism throughout the ages...

Tee hee! You go girl! Oprah! Holla!

[TheMistress]

uhhh
I dont like oprah.
and I never said I made the joke up.
A guy at work told it too me yesterday.
:)

[IronGoth]

I don't write racist jokes either, but I'm sure you'd take me to task if I told one (not that I would)

[TheMistress]

huh^
take me to task????

[MooneyPilot]

Replace "tiger" with...WOLVERINE ! LoL