your best hellen keller joke

[PR3CIOU5]

i was trying to remember them all the other day and i cant seem to remember more than like 4
so....
give me your best hellen keller jokes


how did hellen keller's parents punish her

they put doorknob's on the walls

[theshaman]

What did Helen Keller plant in her garden?



She didn't know either.

[Kempo]

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Because she was a woman.

[find_freedom]

i hate myself for this one but it makes people laugh
why cant helen keller golf??



because shes dead

[marbchic]

what was Helen Keller's dog named?





arggggguuuarrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[marbchic]

why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow?




'cause her dog was blind, too

[cerridwen]

so bad, yet so funny....

[theshaman]

what was Helen Keller's dog named?





arggggguuuarrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why did Helen Keller's dog jump off a cliff?



You'd kill yourself too if your name was arggggguuuuarrrrraaaaaaaaa.

[Zajko]

Michael: "Have you heard the latest Hellen Keller joke?"

Isaac: "No, Please tell!"

Michael: (Takes Isaac's hand and scrawls on it with his finger as if spelling out a joke in a tactile braille code)

[TheMadcapSyd]

How did Hellen Keller's parent's punish her?


They re-arranged the furniture.

[Devin]

How did hellen kellers parents punish her?

They stuck a plunger in the toilet :)

[Maggie Sugar]

Why does Hellen Keller need two hands to masturbate?
One to play with herself and one to moan in sign language