Blonde joke..love it

[maryjaneguitargurl]

Ok So this blonde was driving down the road about 90 miles per hour knitting a sweater and a cop pulled up beside her and said "PULL OVER!". And the blonde said "NO ITS A SWEATER!". LOL I LOVE THAT JOKE

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[lovelightlisa]

ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


:D

[Sophie-Jo]

Lol, my dad always told me that as being a mad little old lady, think he was thinking of his mum...

What did the blonde's mother say to her?

If you're not in bed by 12, come home

[AcousticPeace]

lol

[Silver_Rat]

I love blonde jokes...they are priceless...I am a dark blonde, but blonde jokes do not offend me...they make me smile or laugh...:D

[old tiger]

2 dumb blondes are walking in the street..
says the first one..look there..
a dead bird..
the other one..
looked up to the sky..

dumb blonde..on a motorbike..
always carried a BIG knive..
to cut off the bends..

dumb blonde..always carried..
bread crumbs..while going to the toilet..
to feed the toilet duck..


tiger

[~AmyLeeLoo~]

there was this blonde prostitute who had a lot of money...
she came out of a bar, totally drunk and she walks to her 2006 BMW,
but instead of getting in the car she sits on the sidewalk beside it.

She starts talking to her pussy:
"because of you, i have this car..."
"because of you, i have a lot of money on the bank"
"because of ............."
*starts to pee*
then she stares at her pussy and says:
"now why the fuck are you crying?, i'm not mad at you.."

:D

[cerridwen]

lol I love the knitting joke :)

[busmama]

What's black and blue and lying in a ditch???

A brunette who told too many blond jokes.

[newo]

A cop is walking his beat when he sees a blonde coming toward him with one of her boobs hanging out. He approaches her and says, "Hey lady, cover up before I arrest you for indecent exposure!" She looks down, sees her boob and screams, "Oh my God! I left the baby on the bus again!"

[solaray]

there were these two blonde guys, each one on oppositie sides of a river...after a while one calls over to the other, "HEY, how do you get to the other side!?" the other one scratches his head thinkin for a minute, and then says, "you ARE on the other side!!"

[cosmic**girl]

haha

q:what do you call a smart blonde??
a:A golden retriever

q:what do you call a blonde who dyed her hair brown?
a: artificial intelligence