I am not Gay

[avacado_salesman]

But I kissed man once...for about an hour.

[Disarray]

shit happens.

[Sunburst]

Hahahahaha:P

[MinneBi]

whatever trips your trigger there!

[Defence_mechanism]

im not straight but ive kissed a guy... actually two.

is there a point?

[Duncan]

...is there a point?
The point is that the forum allows absolute freedom of speech and expression. And this person simply wants to be outlandish, silly, offensive, childish or annoying. He feeds on your vexation and delights gleefully in knowing that you are clueless in trying to find deeper meaning in his shallow, superficial foolishness.

Do I care? Nope. He's on my ignore list with all the rest :)

[Snowdancer]

OK, maybe you're just pulling our chains but I'll play along anyhow. What the hell, it's only words....

So tell us more about this unnecessarily long kiss. I can only remember kissing for long periods of time when I was in my early teens. After a while you figure out that you don't need to hold a kiss for ever to get the message. Besides, there are other things to get underway. :p

How did you feel about this kiss? How did your co-kisser? Do you still see each other? Have you formed any permanent relationship with him? Did you at least hug while you were kissing so you didn't fall down? What were you wearing? What is your favorite color? Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? Were you stoned when you did this kissing? How about when you wrote your original message? Is there any reason to believe that maybe you are actually gay or bi & just repressing it? Could you quantify your arousal while doing this kissing? Does it get you hot to remember it? Did you twirl around dancing with joy for days after this momentous event? Did you check with the Guinness Book of World records to see if you qualified for anything with it? Does it make you hot thinking that you are getting a reply from an athletically built old hippie wearing a tight miniskirt & sleeveless top? My hair flowing down my back, dreadlock jutting off the side of my head just above my gray streak? Would you try to cop a peek up my skirt if you were here? Would you kiss me if we met? How about a hug? What if I grabbed your tush as you walked by? If you were a tree what kind of tree would you be? If you were an animal what kind of animal would you be? How high is up? If you were on a deserted island what album would you take with you? If it takes 50 crickets to make a full cacophony of crickets, does that mean that elephants blow their noses on cumquats?

But I kissed man once...for about an hour.

[Sunburst]

...I think he was just making a joke, people...

[Patch]

...i think tequilla was involved...or you're just a fag.

[sasja]

if you like pina colada!!!!!!!!! *sings the song
:)