lmfoa godd jok

[bird_migration]

liek diz guy go 2 teh doker n he saz liek dude wut r u no c.
he liek goes sit n tak of his clos n the dok saz liek ju nhere of. ye so he saz u no wut u better do 4 nutn goes. saz ye but dez not rite dude!!11!111!

lmfoa i hop u liek diz jokE n i post sum more soon!!1

[Lodog]

LOl!!!1!

[bird_migration]

hehe

[FNA]

what?

[JavaJade]

what?
yeah, i didn't understand that at all

[Lying in a field]

sadly, webspeak has gone too far

[~peace~]

will someone translate for me?
~peace~

[confessor]

liek diz guy go 2 teh doker n he saz liek dude wut r u no c.Guy walks into a bar ....
he liek goes sit n tak of his clos n the dok saz liek ju nhere of. ye so he saz u no wut u better do 4 nutn goes. Sits down and orders 2 beers and a whiskey. Chugs all three drinks and hands the bartender a slip of paper with a phone number.
saz ye but dez not rite dude!!11!111!Bartender says "I can't take that, we don't have a phone here!


lmfoa i hop u liek diz jokE n i post sum more soon!!1Be Right Back

[JavaJade]

i don't get it.

[confessor]

Did I mention the bartender was Danish? :)
Or was the guy Danish, and the bartender only had one eye ???
Oh I know what it was - I left out the part about the boat ...

[blueeyedson]

stpdst j/k evr cuz idn unrztnd

loloolxzzzlol

stl fny azshit tho

[Lying in a field]

wtf iz evry1 talkin bout wid diz shit?

dnt fkn undrstnd ne of it

[SageDreamer]

If you like that, you'll like this one. In the middle of a clearing in the jungle, there is a bathtub. In the bathtub are a male lion and a female lion. The female lion says, "Honey, pass the soap." The male lion says, "No soap, radio!"

[Dead_executive]

will someone translate for me?
~peace~

lol same here! is she english? that sorta typing should be banned lol! its jus retarted! get a fuckin clue