What's your stupidest childhood memory?

[MoonjavaSeed]

HAHAH.. Like.. something you look back fondly of and think... "My god. I was a fracking idiot AHAHHAHAHA"

Here's mine.

My best friend and I used to collect pine cones and discard them elsewhere, because they were "deadly grenades." HAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHHAHA :D

And.. This one time.. We put tea towels on our heads and pretended we were nuns. We were eating granola bars and making dirty jokes. AhaHAhHah :D :D

[Inavacuum]

Back when I was 9 and 10 me and all my friends used to jsut play with fire all day everyday. Once we had a big bonfire and we threw a full can of baked means in it and forgot about it and abut an hour later it exploded and we all got boiling hot baked beans all over our arms, legs, faces etc. We all jumped in the near by lake and had little red burn marks on us for a few weeks hahaha.

ANother stupid incident with fire.........

We had a big bonfire going and weduct taped 4 competely full, new bottles of Lysol together and threw it in. We started juming on a trampoline that wa slike 15 feet away from the fire. So the trampoline was up agaisnt this wooden fence that divided my friends yard and his neighbors. So after about 10 minutes of jumping the thing explodes. My two friends taht were up in the air get blown over the fence and into the neighbors yard. I was down when it went off and it blew me up agaisnt the fence. The explosion made so much wind it put the fire out and there was about a 40 ft black column of straight black smoke. It was the funniest thing taht I have ever been involved with.

[MoonjavaSeed]

HAHAHAHAHA JESUS :D

Ahhhh I remember my two buddies and I wrapped ourselves in bubble wrap.. Everything but our face.. and duct taped random shit to ourselves... Then paraded out in the village for a while.. :D hahaah I had a plastic T-Rex taped on my shoulder like a parrot lmfao. :D

[Inavacuum]

Yea, allll we ever did was set nething on fire. Anything taht came in an aerosol can was the best shit ever! hahaha http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[maryfairy]

once i put a paper lunch sack under my pillow at St Patricks Day. I put cookies in the bag and was convinced it would make it where i catch a lepruchaun. .. my dad ate the cookies while i slept and put some change in the bag. "the gold"

and i would only eat pizza that was cheese for awhile cause Maculuay Culkin's character in Home Alone loved it.

I also believed I could fly. .. and that planes, since they went over the clouds, could see the people in heaven. (i hadnt ridden on a plane before)

oh and in first grade, i spent a month or so trying to purposefully break my arm cause i thought casts were cool. so at recess i'd "fall" off all the equipment. but it never worked.

mainly, i was a stupid kid.

[high_down_under]

okay. well when i was like 12 or something (in year 6) me and my two best friends came to school and we were early, but really wanted to get into the classroom to get something or whatever. anyways, the teacher hadnt arrived yet so we decided to climb in through the window. me and one of my friends jumped in frist then my other friend (who was a complete blonde) jumped in and frgot about the cupboard underneath it so she stacked it. anyways, after about 20 mins of laughter the teacher came in and thought we were stealing stuff.

another time me and some other friends climbed into a classrom again and while we were crawling underneath the desks to try and get out, the teacher came in and told us to get up. because we were so scared we decided to just lie there in case she didnt see us. so she walked over, and stood over us. anyways, we though it would be clever to just slowely edge away from her.

[Inavacuum]

oh and in first grade, i spent a month or so trying to purposefully break my arm cause i thought casts were cool. so at recess i'd "fall" off all the equipment. but it never worked.
hahahaha I used to do that ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL the time! I wanted a cast so bad. But one day I actualy broke my wrist and I wished I hadnt......haha http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif

[maryfairy]

hahahaha I used to do that ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL the time! I wanted a cast so bad. But one day I actualy broke my wrist and I wished I hadnt......haha http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif
omg i'm not the only one! everyone thinks i'm crazy when i admit to that. but hello, cool people have casts. and they get everyone to sign it while the people go "ooo, what happened" "wow!' hahah.. i was so desperate for attention.

but i've never broken a bone. i blame how much milk i drank as a kid.

[Burbot]

I ran through a glass window...




but i do have a good expanation, my brother and i were playing ninja turtles :D

[Burbot]

my older sister once duct taped me to a chair [wrsts and ankles] and ripped the tape off...i was missing smome hair for a while...

I wanted to be a hippy when i grew up :D :rolleyes:

[Inavacuum]

omg i'm not the only one! everyone thinks i'm crazy when i admit to that. but hello, cool people have casts. and they get everyone to sign it while the people go "ooo, what happened" "wow!' hahah.. i was so desperate for attention.

but i've never broken a bone. i blame how much milk i drank as a kid.

Ha I hate milk and have always refused to drink it and I've broken my wrist, my jaw, my hand, 3 fingers, a toe, my ankle AND my nose.......... I guess I shulda taken more flinstones vitamens.........

[Quest_techie]

when I was three I climbed up on a chair, onto the counter, onto a spice rack, and grabbed a bottle of pseudaphed....

I thought it must be some pretty spectacular candy for mom to put it that far from me, I opened it (even with the child safe cap) and ate the entire bottle....

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

aha....well one time me and my best friend were in her room bored and all.
we were laying on her bed pretending to be paralized from the neck down.:&
you had to be there! we giggled so hard while "paralized" and i bet you no one knew what we were doing.man we were stupid.still are.thats why i lover er

haha i almost forgot.one time during the summer i was over my cousin's house and we were playing outside.no one was around so i ran to the back yard.and hmm and half way down the drive way there were a few bricks laying across from eachother so i thought id be super cool and jump over then.well lets just say i missed a few inches and ended up falling on my stomache on the brick.hurt like shit!

one time i got hot sauce in my eyes:rolleyes:




My best friend and I used to collect pine cones and discard them elsewhere, because they were "deadly grenades." HAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHHAHA :D

[Burbot]

i have video of me being a power ranger in smoke made from dumping a bunch of leaves ona fire...i was pretended that puddies were attaching me...

id hop garage sales buying stuffed animals [my best friend was a girl from kindergarden to the end of grade 4]

one time my older sister had a single hole punch, and these ticket type thigns so we were all going to pretend we were on an ovrnight train trip in the living room, but our mom sent us to bed

we had a suprise birthday for my little sister where we were all clowns...for some reason my little sister was in on it :confused:

we had a fashion show at my cousins house in grande prarie, we also had the "sliwkanich-fiddler winter games" :rolleyes:

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

mm those were so yummy.i actually begged to eat them.and sometimes i would steal an extra:D

I guess I shulda taken more flinstones vitamens.........

[soulrebel51]

ive got a whole bunch...

when i was really little i was so into power rangers, then it was g.i. joes, then dragonball z, then pokemon... lmao, i was a pokemon freak like you wouldnt believe. :D

[Burbot]

I was into the Sailor Moon cartoon...but only until like she found out she was the Moon Princess

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

haha so was my brother.he actually stole some cards from this kid once just so he could add it to his collection.and denied it!:rolleyes:



i was a pokemon freak like you wouldnt believe. :D

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

:D i loved sailor moon! i forgot which one i used to pretend to be.



I was into the Sailor Moon cartoon...but only until like she found out she was the Moon Princess

[Burbot]

I was that guy with the mask...TUXEDO MASK!!!--it was easy to remember that...

oo, remember when he had amnesia and had the other personality that wasn't Tuxedo Mask, and rememebr when he was brainwashed to be a bad guy...i loved that show

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

aha tuxedo mask! how do you remember?!
im pretty sure i know what episode you're talking about
i mainly like the ending of the theme song "Sailor Moon!"
and then theyd jump or something
i never knew boys watched it

[Burbot]

well as said before...My best friend was a girl, so we both watched it :rolleyes:

[soulrebel51]

hahaha.... i was so into anime from like 5th grade til before 10th started... i never really liked sailor moon though, too damn girly. :p oo there was also cowboy bebop, and gundam 0083, and that kickass spacy one that was on toonami a few years ago, i dunno if its still on there... and bubblegum crisis mmm yeah
:D
sadly, ive been having cravings for some anime for a few months now.... ahahaha :(

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

aww how cute:D

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

i miss speed racer:(

[Burbot]

i have old recording of when the jungle book was anime :H

anyone remember biker mice from mars? captain planet? street sharks? BUCKY O'HARE??? [and for all 4 i mean the cartoons, not comic books or other incarnations]

[soulrebel51]

OUTLAW STAR WAS THE ONE I WAS THINKING OF!!!!! THAT was MY FAVOURITE SHOW EVER!!!!!!!!!
lmao :H

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

i watched captian planet all the freakin time
oh wooow street shark...woooow..i loved that show!:D

[Burbot]

shows now are lame :(

they are always about time travel and triceradons and magical crystal power and quantum physics...

what heppend to genetic mutations, motorcycling space mice, blue super heroes, and a green space rabbit who fights toads!

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

man we had all the fun
we got to use our imagination
noone in a couple of years is gonna be like
"omg remmeber that show jimmy nuetron"
or the wiggles......

[Burbot]

OH MY GOSH....

FRED PENNERS PLACE!!!!!



best...show...ever---who didnt want to have a fort in the woods through a log

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

what was that one about
its not that show with the beavers was it?
the two kid beavers would listen to their grandpa's stories?

[Burbot]

http://www.paquinentertainment.com/images/roster/4.jpg

noooo, it had this guy, Fred Penner

[Midget]

Yeah, all the new shows totally suck...Jimmy Nuetron, the Proud Family, all stupid stuff. :P My niece watches all that junk. lol

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

hmm dont think im familiar with that...

what was the name of that painter guy with the blondish fro.haha
the one that painted trees

[PlaceboAddikt]

i distinctly remember turning off all the lights in my room with my friend and telling her we were going to have to find the muppets, because they were laying around the room and they were hurt. and we played lion king and fought over who got to be the girl lion. i also remember making out with this girl in 2nd grade. i was also obsessed with pink floyd and i wanted to grow up and be a pink floyd dancer. lol... i was a crazy mature kid though. ive gotten less and less mature over the years.

[Burbot]

ummm...the Joy of Painting on PBS?

[MoonjavaSeed]

I really liked Fred Penner. he was an alright dude. I never did care for Mr. Dressup though.. Chester the crow wigged me out.

AHH!!! AHH!! I LOVED the joy of painting!!

And fraggle rock!!!

[Burbot]

Mr Dressup was an amazing drawer though :D and he had the TICKLE TRUNK!!!

the Big Friendly Giant ruled too... Rusty the rooster lived in a bag

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

yes....Joy of Painting i always admired his trees



did anyone watch eureka's castle?!

[Burbot]

on one episode of the joy of painting i heard squeaking in the background and he said he had to feed his squirrel :eek:

"even trees need friends...i think i should make a cloud live right over here, but you decide for yourself cause it is your painting"

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

he was so fuzzy and wonderful!
what a smoothe talker!
i wonder how long it took him to pick out his hair

[Burbot]

those shows are probobly filmed last thing before he goes to bed cause the rest of the day is spent picking at it

[MoonjavaSeed]

ahahah my brother has hair that does that naturally.

trevor that made me laugh so hard. :D in a fond way.

[Burbot]

is that the Lovin Spoonful in your sig? its really bugging me...

[Burbot]

ahahah my brother has hair that does that naturally.

trevor that made me laugh so hard. :D in a fond way.
what did?

oh, and please note my previous post was meant for Meli

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

no way! id love his hair

yeah it's lovin spoonful....:&



[QUOTE=MoonjavaSeed]ahahah my brother has hair that does that naturally.
QUOTE]

[chillaxintoday]

when i was 10-11, three of my friends and i filled our neighbors swimming pool with all the rottin tomatoes from our gardens... at first they sank but after a week or so they became so waterlogged they started to break open and floated to the top

[rhasta.penguin]

when i was about 3, i was playing a nintendo game, and my brother wanted to play, but i didnt want him to play, i did...but then he persuaded me to get off if he gave me a shiny penny...that penny was so damn shiny, i couldnt resist...



but the stupidest thing by far that i have ever done was when i was about 6. I decided to put my electric toy train on my head and turn it on, and let me tell you...wheels and hair is not a good mix...i cant even remember how my mom got it, but i bet it was painful :(



oh ya! and my first grade teacher was the biggest bitch ever! apparently i couldnt color well enough, so she kept me in for reccess, just so she could have me color that way she wanted me to...that bitch. Well, you dont expect anything nice to come out of a teacher named mrs.finch...

[ZePpeLinA]

I was really into the power rangers and I wanted to go to karate lessons so i could become the pink ranger (so embarrasing) and worse, I used to actually believe I was the pink ranger and started dressing in pink for a while! now just thinking about having any item of clothing in pink makes me cringe..

long before that my mum would never let me grow my hair so i always had really short curly hair. I really hated it, so I would take off my long sleeve jumper off and wear it around my head as if it was hair and i would walk around my village like that. I'd always forget to take it off and wondered why people were looking at me funny.

there are many other things that I did as a child that are so embarrasing.

[FrozenMoonbeam]

ha, kids are so stupidly cool.

when I was about 5 I used to make little houses for fairies in the garden, with wee beds and duvet covers and a wardrobe full of flower petal dresses and I really truly believed that fairies existed and that they would stay the night in my fairy beds.

i was a total dork.

ha, another time my cousins and i tried to play volleyball with jelly.

we also made up a game called Bash a Bush, where you sat on the rope swing and the other cousins would try and push you into trees...the person who could stay on the longest won. We got cut to ribbons by the trees (i still have a scar on my back) and we had to stop playing after we gave my cousin a concussion.

the same cousin broke his elbow during another game called SUMO Bounce. You stuffed pillows down your front and back and then bounced on the trampoline, smacking into each other. The object was to knock everyone else off the tramp.

so we were violent dorks too

[FrozenMoonbeam]

i have old recording of when the jungle book was anime :H

anyone remember biker mice from mars? captain planet? street sharks? BUCKY O'HARE??? [and for all 4 i mean the cartoons, not comic books or other incarnations]
ha yeah i remember Captain Planet. My friend and i used to want to marry Wheeler....

[ponydozer]

Oh geez...so many...

One of the more stupid things I did though, was when me and my cousin were like four and three, we had one of those plastic pipe sets and made a jungle gym out of it, once I pretended to be a princess in trouble and made my cousin help me escape our bedroom...which he did by planting one of the pipes through our huge sliding window...shit he got in heaps of trouble for that.
There was also the time that I was mucking around near our window on the second story, and fell out into our garden which was filled with cacti - and I was not dressed :s the prickles got EVERYWHERE

The one that beats all of those is something that another kid did when I was in intermediate...he got bullied by some of the bigger guys in our class to push a paperclip into a power socket, blew out the entire block and would have killed himself had the power been on :s nice guy though.

[maryfairy]

oh how could i forget! one halloween, i turned around next to this table with a candle on it. .. my hair went ablaze =( luckily we got it out before it ruined too much.


and i was OBSESSED with the elephant show when i was really little. i still can do the song with the hand motions. my mom thinks its cute. hehe

oh, and I would watch this movie called Adventures in Babysitting everyday. And do everything I could that was on the screen. The beginning has her dancing to a song.. its really hard now to hear that song and not do some of the dance..

[below utopia]

when i was little and would take baths, i would pretend like i was the host of a workout tv show that involved women in bath tubs exercising :D so i would lift my legs up and down and stick them out of the water and shout "and 1 and 2! thats it ladies! come on!"

[below utopia]

oh oh oh :D i also remember conversing with my friends about our different tooth fairies. i said that a blue tooth fairy was my tooth fairy, and theirs would be green and pink and all that stuff.

then i remember losing a tooth, not telling my parents it happened, and sticking the tooth under my pillow only to find that it wasnt gone and that there wasnt any money there. i was puzzled :(

[Trickster's Child]

When I was 3 there was a 2 week period where I refused to answer to any name except Thomas (my real names Michael), due to being obsessed with Thomas The Tank Engine

Oh and when I was 5 me and my friends at school were playing Ghostbusters at break time and pretended that we had to climb up a big tower (which was in reality the school gate) to get to the ghost that we had to catch. Only being 5 years old, none of noticed the 'caution, wet paint' sign. My favourite t-shirt had to be thrown away cause mum couldnt get the paint out of it :(

[Micha]

my two friends and I took a lighter and perfume and would make like those fire...blower type thingies
then i did it with glitter hairspray
ahaha
...but we did it in my room, and the fire alarm went off
hahaha


...:(this was not that long ago..

aha..

[Micha]

i got a concussion at daycare, once..
...aha


and my friend and I redid that movie The Ring at her house one day because we were bored
I still have it on film :D haha

I was the girl and the man, and she was the woman and the man at the video records place..

hahaha
and our 'well' was behind the couch...

ahaha

[Micha]

one halloween, my friend and i both dressed in the same outfit, a go-go girl, and we went to the fire department and they were having a costume contest, and SHE WON MOST ORIGINAL.
ahaha..wtf is that :D

andd
i had a toothbrush that played the tune of 'it's a small world' and i cried when we had to throw it away

and my favorite color was yellow because of the yellow power ranger

and, like EVERYONE else......i made my barbies do it...

[_chris_]

what is this 'it' that you reffer to Micha.

[matthew]

Falling off but managing to save myself when walking on to a railway bridge


Falling threw a skylight.. I have A 12 inch scar on my back now

Filling a plaster paris model of the a-team with urine instead of water..that was pretty dumb..

[Micha]

ahahaha oh my god..how can i forget

i lived on a highway, and there weren't many kids around, but there was this subdivision-like road across the street, and a BOY moved in
and we used to play together a lottt..i remember catchin lizards and stuff
and we went to this place on a field trip with TAG(the gifted class) in...about 3rd grade, and we sat on the same bus seat

...then he moved.. :(
and i remember sitting on my swingset and watching the moving truck and singing that leanne rhymes song 'how do i liveee withouttt youu..i want to know.. how do i breeaathh without you..if you ever go..how do i ever EVER SURVIIVEE"

ahahahaahaha
what a drama queen
but i was in love
:D
oh man..that story just gets better every time i tell it..






and my two friends and i were the spice girls in the 3rd grade talent show..
:D we did a dance and singed..but you couldn't hear us
and my one friend ruined the dance cos she didn't know it
aha:D

[Micha]

hahaha.... i was so into anime from like 5th grade til before 10th started... i never really liked sailor moon though, too damn girly. oo there was also cowboy bebop, and gundam 0083, and that kickass spacy one that was on toonami a few years ago, i dunno if its still on there... and bubblegum crisis mmm yeah

sadly, ive been having cravings for some anime for a few months now.... ahahaha oh my god http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif
























trevor..i bet you were the coolest friggen kid ever http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gifhttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif









my mom got me oil paints for christmas (i ACCIDENTALLY FOUND THEM, OKAY?) and they're the joy of painting guy's oil paints

[Moon Water]

well one time a started a ditch on fire ....on a windy day....everything was really dry. It got big really fast. My ma and dad got the flames down and stopped it from spreading. It could have been a really bad fire. My mom tried to spank me but i was to fast and got away. lol
Oh yeah i remember i stole a little mother's day pop up book. Then i gave it to my mom. She was mad but happy at the same time. So i got away with it.

[Moon Water]

oh shit i remember that time when i was at school and some kids were selling candy...so i started getting some ideas. The next day i got some cheese wiz and crackers and made like ten of them and put them in an Aladin Sandwich box and tried to sell them to my friends at school.
lol The crackers were all stuck together. You should have seen the looks on their faces. I didnt make much money

[solaris]

Ah yes the fire in the ditch.haha I told you to start it. After a few seconds you did. I also told you to put it out after a 15 seconds. You didn't listen to me then.

[lovelightlisa]

i used to ride my bike naked

i actually always took off all my clothes at places i felt at home

[Moon Water]

:H i was just to curious to see what would happen .... now we know :) lolAh yes the fire in the ditch.haha I told you to start it. After a few seconds you did. I also told you to put it out after a 15 seconds. You didn't listen to me then.

[Moon Water]

when i was fairly young i would play in the sandbox naked all the time. I didnt like clothes i guess.i used to ride my bike naked

i actually always took off all my clothes at places i felt at home

[lovelightlisa]

when i was fairly young i would play in the sandbox naked all the time. I didnt like clothes i guess.


i didn't see the point of clothes

still don't, except for when it's cold.

[Moon Water]

i feel best when i am naked but i am kinda insecure....i didn't see the point of clothes

still don't, except for when it's cold.

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

ahaha that happened to my cousin once!
it took everyone an hour or so to get his hair out..
a little snip here and a little snip there did the job!

but the stupidest thing by far that i have ever done was when i was about 6. I decided to put my electric toy train on my head and turn it on, and let me tell you...wheels and hair is not a good mix...i cant even remember how my mom got it, but i bet it was painful :(

[lovelightlisa]

i feel best when i am naked but i am kinda insecure....



yes same here...

i blame it on my big butt

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

oh yeah when my brother and i used to go to our grandma's house
we'd pretend that the floor was hot lava and had to step on things
like furnature and toys to reach safety

[TheLizardQueen]

I used to hoard all sorts of stupid things- elastics, buttons, stones, and if i saw anything interesting on the street or sidewalk i'd pick it up and take it.

[Moon Water]

ahaha i did that too :)oh yeah when my brother and i used to go to our grandma's house
we'd pretend that the floor was hot lava and had to step on things
like furnature and toys to reach safety

[Micha]

ahaha that reminded me of the time in 3rd grade when i'd make animals out of mardi gras beads and sell em for like a dime

i made elephants and giraffes and cats and dogs:D i rocked at that :H

..and i'd put signs on my desk that said 'my property'..or was it 'private property'
yes, i think that was it
aha:D

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

how could i forget.this one summer i was riding my older cousin's bike in the street.i thought i was wicked cool driving in the street and all.i was about to go onto the sidewalk when i missed it by an inch and the front wheel hit the corner.and the bike flipped over me and i fell on my knee.there were people in cars stairing at me and this guy in an ambulance(how ironic)asked me if i was ok.i said yes and then i ran inside the house crying.:D

[NewAgeHippie2200]

I threw a waterballoon at a car at my friend's party. The driver got out and started screaming and almost called the cops.

[Moon Water]

that would have been a way better idea. lol mine was gross.


i love your sig, cool head wrap thing
ahaha that reminded me of the time in 3rd grade when i'd make animals out of mardi gras beads and sell em for like a dime

i made elephants and giraffes and cats and dogs:D i rocked at that :H

..and i'd put signs on my desk that said 'my property'..or was it 'private property'
yes, i think that was it
aha:D

[Moon Water]

:( lol :(how could i forget.this one summer i was riding my older cousin's bike in the street.i thought i was wicked cool driving in the street and all.i was about to go onto the sidewalk when i missed it by an inch and the front wheel hit the corner.and the bike flipped over me and i fell on my knee.there were people in cars stairing at me and this guy in an ambulance(how ironic)asked me if i was ok.i said yes and then i ran inside the house crying.:D

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

haha...i make myself laugh just thinking about it though
so young and naive

[Micha]

that would have been a way better idea. lol mine was gross.


i love your sig, cool head wrap thing
haha

and thanks:D
it's a scarf!
it's so pretty :)

[Moon Water]

its funny how you can be so embaressed and then years later laugh and tell everyone about your stories. With the crackers i didnt want anyone to know for many yearshaha...i make myself laugh just thinking about it though
so young and naive

[Moon Water]

i love those. I have one of my grandma's. Such a crazy looking thing. I love it.haha

and thanks:D
it's a scarf!
it's so pretty :)

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

yeah kind of how we'll all be laughing at ourselves for things we do now:rolleyes:



its funny how you can be so embaressed and then years later laugh and tell everyone about your stories. With the crackers i didnt want anyone to know for many years

[Burbot]

I put my forehead on the carpet and ran :D


RUG-BURN CITY!!!

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

LMFAO!!!

trevor..you just made my night

[Burbot]

:) I am glad I could have been a service

[canadian_boy]

I put my forehead on the carpet and ran :D


RUG-BURN CITY!!! hahahahahha :D

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

hah all i could think was"poor kid"

[ponydozer]

Its all coming back..

Me and my cousin froze a beer , took it to school and sat on the edge of the field trying to drink it thinking we were badasses. It tasted disgusting!

I went away on holiday with my family and my cousin was into bikes (like BMX sorta thing), he rode one down a yellow plastic slide (we have them everywhere down here in our playgrounds, with like three big bumps on them for more fun :rolleyes: )

anyway I decided if he could do it, well I was five years older than him so so could I. I tried, flew over the handlebars and came out spitting bark and looking like a friggin hedgehog, only to try again on a sandy bmx track (a little more comfortable when I came off, let me tell you)...I was just so bloody sure I could do it better than him hahahahaha

Oh oh and there was the time my uncle was doing some DIY plumbing at our house, I was about four and he told us under no circumstances flush the toilet...so as soon as he was downstairs we went right into the bathroom and did exactly that....he gave us a big hiding but it was a little hard to take him seriously when his hair was dripping wet with old toilet water hahahaha

[soulrebel51]

i think it was 3rd grade, i was the white power ranger for christmas... i then wore the costume to school the following week, because i wanted people to believe i was the white power ranger...

not too long ago i tried believing in jesus and i convinced quite a few people that i really did love him even though i knew i didnt :rolleyes: lmao

[Orsino2]

I remember I used to pretend to be michael jackson and I always used to dance when they played him all the time on videos... back when he was... bad. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif

[ZePpeLinA]

i just remember this time a friend brought a bottle of beer to school(back then beer was sold in 1 litre bottles) I was about 12
We were in physical education period and we had to run around the main building. We sneaked into the changing rooms and drank the whole bottle. we got quite drunk and started messing around with a basketball. I remember my friend threw the ball at me and it hit my head.

oh yeah, we hid the bottle in one of the shower drains....looking back even if it was alcohol it was very innocent, we just were bored and clueless

[below utopia]

ahahaha oh my god..how can i forget

i lived on a highway, and there weren't many kids around, but there was this subdivision-like road across the street, and a BOY moved in
and we used to play together a lottt..i remember catchin lizards and stuff
and we went to this place on a field trip with TAG(the gifted class) in...about 3rd grade, and we sat on the same bus seat

...then he moved..
and i remember sitting on my swingset and watching the moving truck and singing that leanne rhymes song 'how do i liveee withouttt youu..i want to know.. how do i breeaathh without you..if you ever go..how do i ever EVER SURVIIVEE"

ahahahaahaha
what a drama queen
but i was in love
http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
oh man..that story just gets better every time i tell it..






and my two friends and i were the spice girls in the 3rd grade talent show..
http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif we did a dance and singed..but you couldn't hear us
and my one friend ruined the dance cos she didn't know it
ahahttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gifhttp://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif in second grade me and my friends dressed up as the spice girls and sang and danced for the talent show
i was sporty spice

[Micha]

i love those. I have one of my grandma's. Such a crazy looking thing. I love it.
yep! it's my grandma's too..

[Micha]

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif in second grade me and my friends dressed up as the spice girls and sang and danced for the talent show
i was sporty spice
so was i!
haha
we all wore matching shirts..we got them airbrushed with our names on the front and 'sporty', baby', and 'posh' on the back
i wore these black track pants with a white stripe down the side..
and i remember these dark/lime green FURRY shoes..they were like an inch high
aha:D those were the coolest shoes ever...

[ZePpeLinA]

so was i!
haha
we all wore matching shirts..we got them airbrushed with our names on the front and 'sporty', baby', and 'posh' on the back
i wore these black track pants with a white stripe down the side..
and i remember these dark/lime green FURRY shoes..they were like an inch high
aha:D those were the coolest shoes ever...
oh man....



I was ginger.

(thinking back....I was such a disturbed child)

[Jelena :-)]

my best friend and i once ate a strawberry tooth paste... well it tasted just like strawberries...

[Orsino2]

DAMN YOU Ronald McDonald. You motherfucker. I'm going to strangle you with a boot lace and tie your mother to your early 90s model ford bronco II with automatic transmission...

Eat shit and die, ronald, eat shit and die. May the force be witcha... peace da fuck out. :D

[MoonjavaSeed]

crack..err.. pothead :D

[forlifeandfreedom]

I was very young 6 or 7 pretty sure it was six. I got into my moms smoke stash and rolled a joint. Well I was inexperienced and by the time i lit it there was no weed in it i guess. Because when i lit it it went up in a ball of flame burning all of my eyelashes and eyebrows off. My mom asked what happened later. dont remember anything else about it. It is definitely the funniest thing in my past.

[Jelena :-)]

so was i!
haha
we all wore matching shirts..we got them airbrushed with our names on the front and 'sporty', baby', and 'posh' on the back
i wore these black track pants with a white stripe down the side..
and i remember these dark/lime green FURRY shoes..they were like an inch high
aha:D those were the coolest shoes ever...
oh, fuck, i forgot about that! :&

i was posh spice... i think i still have the photo somewhere... haha... it was during our school trip to a mountain... we were in that hotel for 10 days and every night there was a party... one night everyone was supposed to imitate someone and i was the only person who could speak english quite well, so i was singing almost all the time and my friends were just pretending to sing it... i think i was 9 or something... i was wearing some retarded white shoes that were very high, too... like 2.75 inches...

[gulfwinds]

i used to play Crap-lander Knight and my sword was a water bottle
and i played Sailor Moon omg http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/pissedoff.gif

[Jelena :-)]

hi rox !!! :D :D :D

[gulfwinds]

oh kid how are you? :D
haven't seen u in a while

[Jelena :-)]

yeah... i wasn't here for like a month...
glad to see you online! :D

[all_rhodesian_reject]

I have this vauge memory of killing a man

[darksideofthemoon]

yeah but who didnt kill somone as a child?


I remember when i was 4 i was on Breakfast televison...I dont know hoe popular that show is anywhere else besides nova scotia
my parents were guests on the show because they make kites and Scotty was my favorite television personality and on air i kept trying to talk to him :D

[Micha]

yeah but who didnt kill somone as a child?


I remember when i was 4 i was on Breakfast televison...I dont know hoe popular that show is anywhere else besides nova scotia
my parents were guests on the show because they make kites and Scotty was my favorite television personality and on air i kept trying to talk to him :D
i bet you were the cutest friggen kid, ever.
:D

[Bassist]

I remember going to the local state park off i-95 when I was 3. When I was that age, everything was so refreshing and new. God I miss that feeling...

[led zppelilin fan]

i ran into a wall reaaly hard on a dare.

[MoonjavaSeed]

AHah.. I can't believe this thread got so many posts. At least I got a sig quote out of it.

aahahah.. I doubt anyone else remembers it.. but the show Freakazoid. I loved it. oh yes I did. ahhaha . The theme song was "Freakzoid! Freakzoid! Runs around in underwear! Freakazoid! Freakazoid!" AHahHA So I used to run around the house in nothing but my underwear when I was like 4 or 5 singing that. AHHAHA. He always had these faces painted on his hands and the disgruntled feet people.. he made them talk :D So you know I just had to do taht too. . I taped yarn on my hands for hair and everything HAHAH

ahhahah and then in kindergarten, this one girl who I just despised.. She wouldn't go down the damn slide. She's laying there on her stomach, holding on to the top, head up.. I waited so damn long.. Finally I just stepped on her hands and watched her face as she slid down. I later on tried to turn myself in to the teacher, but couldn't do it and ran away crying.

I remember watching my best friends disecting a worm at the base of this old burnt down house, they told me they were surgeons and had to save the worm's life. AHHAHA. What the hell? :D

AHAH.. We dyed my hamster pink once too.. With kool-aid..

lmfao.. trevor running with his forehead on the carpet. .LMFAO.. AHAHHAAH

anyhow.. I used to have a pet pigeon when I was little..Seriously ahah.. My dad used to race pigeons(#1 racer in Canada TWICE, I might add. :H) His name was Coo (hah..how original).. I took him everywhere with me in a little basket and he just sat there and went wherever I went. My best friend's mom got mad at me though because I was at her house with Coo and I sat him in my lap while I went down the slide from Anna's tree house.. :( I was a wreck.

AHHA and there are some stories I'd like to tell you.. but god knows I cant. aaaaaaaahahhaha

[MoonjavaSeed]

Oh, and uh.. By the way, Darksideofthemoon..

I know and love Breakfast TV :H

The Toronto version, that is.. regardless though. :D

[Micha]

ahah YES
freakazoid!

[Burbot]

AHah.. I can't believe this thread got so many posts. At least I got a sig quote out of it.
I literally gufawed when I read this and scrolled down to see which one it was :D

ahha, freakazoid ruled :D

TV morning shows are lame :( they are always so perky...

This one time i went camping at Tompson Creek on the highway that goes towards the Jasper and Banff parks, and thre was a few culverts for a bridge into the campground over the creek, so I ask my mom "can I go through the culvert?" she says "We'll see", obviously not paying attention to me cause this culvert was really fast, and full of boulders. Anywho, I took "we'll see" as "YES" and started to try and go through the culvert. I was knocked down by the water, and grabbed onto the edge holding on for dear life screaming. i wasn't screaming for someone to help me, cause my flip-flop came off and was drifting downstream...so there I am, holding onto a culvert, facing near death by boulders, screaming "MY FLOPPER, MY FLOPPER, SOMEONE GET MY FLOPPER" :D

ahha my brother had to run downstream to get it...

[MoonjavaSeed]

OH MY GOD

LMFAO

that made me laugh even harder HSAHHHSH

but

its too long to fit in my sig L HASHD HolLFJamocam lmfao ahhahhahAHHAHAhaA

jesus h christ.. on a bicycle. :D

MY FLOPPER MY FLOPPER SOMEONE GET MY FLOPPER

AG HSD AGAGGA dyb\\l

funniest moment of my life. :D

[Burbot]

:D glad I could have been of service :D

I love that story, it rules all the beans of the can

[Micha]

i still think my broken-hearted leanne rhymes solo was pretty friggen funny :D

[MoonjavaSeed]

me too :D

[SunshineLovePeace]

LOL omg this thread is genuis :D good idea Meg :D

I have quite a few, but I can only think of a couple right now....

me n my friend courtney, back when we were little, used to go downtown and get those pick'n'mix bags ALL the time. and then one day, we figured out a new use for the little jelly ring things. wedding rings :rolleyes: we would take turns (being the male or female) and act out our wedding and put the rings on our fingers... the retarded part was that we kept the rings on for a LONG time until we found a new activity to occupy our minds with. and even tho that ring had gone through hell and high water and was probably dirty as hell, i still ate it...


and this one time when i was like 8 or so, i was eating dinner in front of the tv with my family (we occasionally did this when a good show was on during dinner time) and when the show we were watching was done, a documentary came on (we kept watchin cuz we werent done eating) it was about drug addicts and some part said that drug addicts have really really dark circles under their eyes. well, i woke up in the middle of the nite that nite and went to the bathroom and i looked in the mirror and realized *OMG* I have those dark circles too!! (I occasionally get dark circles under my eyes when i dont get enough sleep, or when i get too much sleep) and i cried my eyes out for a good half hour cuz i was CONVINCED that i was a drug addict somehow, even tho i had never even SEEN any drugs of any sort.... oh goodness, i was an idiot...


oh and i used to eat my lunch tickets (little tickets that we used to pay for lunch in elem school) that were made out of paper cuz i was so hungry...the retarded part was that i used to do it IN the fucking lunch line...i was literally minutes from getting food...but oh no, i could not wait...:rolleyes:


k im sure there will be more to come, but thats it for now hah.

[SunshineLovePeace]

fuck double post =/

[Burbot]

and even tho that ring had gone through hell and high water and was probably dirty as hell, i still ate it...
I've eaten candy I found on the ground...up until jr. high

In grade 11, I went to Vancover Island with my school for this Marine Biology weekend thing, and we were hiking on the West Coast Trail [for those of you who don't know, it is a train in the bush along the ocean that was constructed so people didnt die from exposure anymore] Anywho, so we are walking along, and then my frien says to me "Trevor, return to your natural habitat", so, like the guy I am, I start running into the bush shouting like a raving lunatic. then my dad [who is a teacher and my father] shouts "TREVOR, GET OUT OF THERE!! IF YOU BREAK AN ANKLE I AM NOT GOING TO CARRY YOU OUT!!" Dropping my head i say, "But I'm returning to my natural habitat" :(

haha, that was aweosme, that whole trip was awesome :D

[MoonjavaSeed]

HAAHHAH TREVOR :D


why am i still online? :(

[Burbot]

cause your cool and sending trevor that song you told him about on msn?

[Burbot]

:D what part was the "HAAHHAH TREVOR :D" for?

[MoonjavaSeed]

just about your story and particularly.. your natural habitat. :D

[Burbot]

okey dokey...

OO, this summer, at my friends farm, we were filming this strange movie [but that is a side story I won't get into] and we had this cardboard box, and a hill. Trouble brewing...So we talk and joke, and I climb in, perfectly knowing what is going to happen, and two of my friends, David and Sarah, start running/pushign me down the hill. Well at one point the box stopped, I felw out, and the two flew over me [partially landing on me too]. i had a harmonica in my back pocket at the time and whn I got up, i pulled it out and said :( "I bent my harp" all sad like, and that harp is still bend and was featured as the backing track on that song I recorded.

The End

[MoonjavaSeed]

AHAHAH as in your jew's harp? :D lmfao thats a great mental picture.. "i bent my wookie:("

why the hell am i still online?? ! i'm going now :(

[Burbot]

Harmoninca, my big Tremelo [sp?]. I want a jews harp though, and panpipes.

Meg, :( email me that song please, :( I so wanna hear it.

[rhasta.penguin]

a few other childhood memorys:

up in mccall with my siblings, we are tossing sand into a boat just for fun, and they decide to throw huge amounts that end up getting my eyes and in my hair and everywhere...that was painful


being complete freaked out by bees to the point of insanity...seriously. it would come to the point that at night when i was trying to sleep, i could clearly hear a muzzle of bumble bees flying around my head, and it was scary...if a bee was in the class room, i would occupy my time being scared of that instead of paying attention in class


i remember at the end of 6th grade, alot of kids were talking about getting stoned, and they asked me if i knew what it meant, and i said "well of course i do..." cause i didnt know what it meant, which of course they knew was bullshit...they just told me that "i should never be stoned...ever", which of course now i have thousands of times http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[Edward G.]

haha oh man :D

well..uh....okay, here's something stupid... :D

back when i had to go to kristian skool, there was only two bathrooms, one boy and one girl bathroom....and someone was in the girls for a loooongass time, so long...:( and i didn't wanna use the boy's, ahah....and so i uh...kind stood there and pissed myself aHAHAHAHH and then sat down in it and cried :D hahahahha

[ponydozer]

DAMN YOU Ronald McDonald. You motherfucker. I'm going to strangle you with a boot lace and tie your mother to your early 90s model ford bronco II with automatic transmission...

Eat shit and die, ronald, eat shit and die. May the force be witcha... peace da fuck out. :D
26,000 posts?!!!!! How is this the first time Ive ever seen you??? Thats more than an administrator and you only been here for like a year and a half!! Geez.

When was around eight I wanted ever so much to be friends with the older girls at school (as you do). So there I am one day, on the playground, and a girl from my year (who later turned out to be my best friend, not now tho) was playing with one of the cool older girls. I start talking to them, and the older girl goes 'do you have skidmarks?' and all I can say is 'um...I dont know...' so she says, 'theyre really cool, I have them' and turns around to the girl from my year, who also knew what they were (the older one had probably just told her :rolleyes: ) and says 'dont you have them? Theyre cool aye!' and she says 'oh yeah' so of course I admitted to the pair of them that I, also had skidmarks. And of course they cracked up laughing. So embarrassing :&

P.S. For anyone who doesnt know, skidmarks are poo stains in your undies.

[Burbot]

I puked in the hallway at school in grade 1 cause the teacher made me wait until recess to go to the bathroom...

That same year I made some kid vomit (by laughing) by grabbing my crotch and going "honk honk". I got in lots of trouble...

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

ahahahah:D i can so imagine you as a kid




That same year I made some kid vomit (by laughing) by grabbing my crotch and going "honk honk". I got in lots of trouble...

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

aha that's so cute:)

kind stood there and pissed myself aHAHAHAHH and then sat down in it and cried :D hahahahha

[MoonjavaSeed]

HAHAH BEATLEGUICE!!!! :D:D:D YESSSSSSS TREVOR!!!

NICE FUCKIN MODEL!! honk honnnk :D

[Micha]

ahaha omg i got one..

when i was growin up, my dad was married to this crackwhore bitch with 3 kids
and they always taught me bad things i suppose
well they just weren't a good influence
...anyway
in first grade, me and my best friend in the class, her name was adrianna or something, we were passing this note back and forth to each other writing things like 'dummy' 'stupid' 'loser' and 'butthole' (don't ask...haha)
so i remember asking her "hey adraannnaaa, do you care if i put on a BAD word?"
and she said no
so i wrote 'bitch'
ahaha

so the next day, i get called out of class and theres adrianna
apparantly, she put the note in the most goody-goody little girl in the class's booksack
hahahaha
and her parents found it..
ahahah
so i got in trouble
and i wouldn't tell my mom where i learned that word from
even though she knew..









and also, i liked this kid named...well actually, i dont remember his name (this was also in first grade)
and i vaguely remember him punching me in the stomach:confused:
and it hurt... =/
but for some reason i drew him as a stick figure
and then i drew a penis
and erased it(but it was still there)
hahahahaha...my mom was like "micha..what is this' and i was like ":eek:..idunno"

[MoonjavaSeed]

HAHAHA MICHA you minxy cat , you :D

[Micha]

AND i remember being at this daycare called Little Lads and Lasses.. haha(i went to one, ('willis country school'..what a crappy name), for 10 years, but for some reason i went to this other one for a period of time......i remember they had oatmeal with RAINBOWsprinkles every morning for breakfast..i wanted some so bad, but i didn't like oatmeal.)
and apparantly i wouldn't go to sleep, so i had to go to the lunch room part with my mat and nap there
but i guess i wouldn't lay down
and i remember the big fat lady who made the lunch and stuff SIT ON ME.
i swear i'm not making this up..but i think my mom thinks i am...
it's just weird cos i was just a little kid =/
she coulda broke my little ribs...

but i got a concussion there later
and i didn't go back
haha..










AHAHAHAHAHA AND
At the Willis place, theres this 'big room' where the kkids play with the toys in the mornings and afternoons, and there was this little plastic fisher price slide with a roof on it in one corner, and i remember sitting on the chair and i flipped off this kid who was in the slide.
the teacher saw me and i got in trouble, even though i didn't even know what it meant :(

[Micha]

HAHAHA MICHA you minxy cat , you :D
apparantly not :D


















in the 'big room' there was a corner where the cabinet left about 5 feet of room till there was a corner, and my best friend christine and i would sit in that spot with all of the other 'school-ager' girls..
and this one girl, kristi milazzo was always mean to me and trying to steal christine from me and being mean to me..
..she goes to my school now
....i still don't like her, even though i haven't spoken to her since i was 11 :D -grr-

[hippiewise]

i had a really cruel and mean cousin who used to tie me to a tree, when i was a kid and pop ballons in my face, i'm still afraid of ballons popping.

[MoonjavaSeed]

awwwwwwww ahhaha aw. :( :D

[_chris_]

lads and lassies



heh :D

[Burbot]

ahahahah i can so imagine you as a kid
:D ahha, this is so much fun...
HAHAH BEATLEGUICE!!!! YESSSSSSS TREVOR!!!

NICE FUCKIN MODEL!! honk honnnk
I acctually don't remember that, but my dad told me that last year and I never forgot :D

In grade 3, I took the long papery thing that a Fruit-by-the-Foot comes on and [after eatign the treat] I did the "dry the butt" motion with it, like the Genie off of Aladdin and got a lunch hour detention cause some kid told on me :( And part of the detention thing I had to do was fill out this form [theta is like What did you do? Why did you do it? What will you do next time? etc] So I said I wouldnt copy things off TV anymore--what a lie , I bet next week I was playing Power Rangers with all the other kids.

I am seriously running out of stories... :confused:

Haha, this one time I was locked out of my house when I was in elementary school, and I had to go to the bathroom. So I just went outside. But I wasn't even in th backyard, I peed right on the front of the house as my dad and older brother and sister came driving up

OO, and another time I was locked out of the house [this time in jr high] It was lunchtime, and I coulnt get in, so I tried doing the "credit card" thing in the door to the garage, and I was thinking it was working, but I was really just breaking the wood that the lock thing goes on. So anyways, I break down the door to my garage, and I still cant get into the house so I go to the freezer and grab some waffles to eat. This took so long that by the time I got the waffles, I had to go back to school. So I am walking to school, nd I pass my friends house, so I go and ring the bell and when my friends mom answers the door I ask sheepishly "can you toast my waffles?"...aha

man I was dumb.

[MoonjavaSeed]

hHAHHAH "can you toast my waffles" AHHAHHA

that reminds me of "my mommy and daddy wont let me use knives. will you cook my dinner for me?" *holds up tv dinner* HAHAHA ralphie wiggum... :rolleyes: You were so funny Trev. :D

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

ahaha..."can your toast my waffles?"

i keep running out of one's too..
one time in the fourth grade i wore this red dress that i thought looked really cool.well actually it was part shirt and skirt.i went to the bathroom and once i walked into the room my teacher noticed something and she called be before i sat down.turns out i forgot to zipper up my skirt in the back and you could see my underwear.....that wasn't really a great one

one time we were coming back from a field trip and getting off the bus i tripped on the last step and fell on my butt.and this kid made a joke about it and my friends wouldn't stop laughing so i started to cry and run away.aha.i did that alot.

[Burbot]

haha, ANOTHER time I was locked out of my house [this time afterschoo] I went to said friends house just for a place to be warm. So this is me at the front door [again sheepishly]:

"I am locked out of my house, can I come in and have some dinner?" :& :D

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

haha aww...if that happened to me i'd be standing at the front door for an hour before building up the courage to knock

[Burbot]

Well it was cold out, and getting dark, and I was getting hungrier :D

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

haha but i was like that as a kid id actually be willing to stand in the cold:(


aha one birthday i cried because everyone but cake on my face.what a loser.i remember it was a barney cake.damn barney!my step mom even has the picture.i look like a crazy fool.:D

[Burbot]

oh my gosh, barney :(

when I was in like grade 4 or 3 I got a Barney puzzle for my birthday, it made me sad :(

One time at a birthday party of mine we played "Pin the Mask on the Ninja Turtle", cause we had cardboard cutouts of the movie characters :D

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

:D :p you guys are silly
i had this barney doll thing that sang...id always be like "what the ****"

[Bocks]

I did some REALLY dumb things when I was really little. For example...

When I was about 5, I got a balloon and a badge on the same day, and had the brilliant notion that the badge would look good on the balloon. I then proceeded to try to pin the badge to the inflated balloon. Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

When I was about six, I was making a stress ball (you take a deflated balloon and fill it with flour). I decided that if I inflated the balloon first, I could get more flour in it, so I inflated the balloon, pinched the hole, fitted a flour-filled funnel on top, then let go of the hole. Hahah, I had flour in my eyebrows and hair for days.

Methinks I should stay away from the balloons...

[lovelightlisa]

I did some REALLY dumb things when I was really little. For example...

When I was about 5, I got a balloon and a badge on the same day, and had the brilliant notion that the badge would look good on the balloon. I then proceeded to try to pin the badge to the inflated balloon. Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

When I was about six, I was making a stress ball (you take a deflated balloon and fill it with flour). I decided that if I inflated the balloon first, I could get more flour in it, so I inflated the balloon, pinched the hole, fitted a flour-filled funnel on top, then let go of the hole. Hahah, I had flour in my eyebrows and hair for days.

Methinks I should stay away from the balloons...



blah blah blah

just gimme a picture of you!!!!

[Moon Water]

barney was a real loser...even when i was young lol

i was not one to go singing the kill barney song though

oh my gosh, barney :(

when I was in like grade 4 or 3 I got a Barney puzzle for my birthday, it made me sad :(

One time at a birthday party of mine we played "Pin the Mask on the Ninja Turtle", cause we had cardboard cutouts of the movie characters :D

[Bocks]

blah blah blah

just gimme a picture of you!!!!
Would that be now, or with the flour in my hair?http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/embarassed.gif

[Micha]

i remember my dad watching this movie one afternoon when i was at his house and my stepwhores were not there, i think the movie had randy travis in it..but i could be making that up
...weird

anyway, in the movie, these alien type things and they strapped the guy down on a table in a big metal space-y room and this machine went down on his eye from above, and stuck this really long needle in his eye
i remember running into the bedroom and cried..
and i had nightmares..

[Burbot]

haha RANDY TRAVIS :D

the only song i know of his is Three Wooden Crosses, cause it was written by a guy from the city here [or so i've been told] and it is about 3 roadside crosses by a shrine near here...but then it was changed into more of a Christian song [or so I've been told] either way, the song rules

[_chris_]

OFF TOPIC!


fred penner is a genious


i mean the cat came back, wow! (im talking about the whole animation, not jsut the song)

[Burbot]

and the sandwhiches song :rolleeys:

[darksideofthemoon]

i bet you were the cutest friggen kid, ever.
:D
I had a Mullet!:D

[Micha]

I had a Mullet!:D
awwww
gosh

post a picture!

[darksideofthemoon]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c249/hancollin/scan.jpg
this was after the mullet

I found pictures of giant weed plants in my family album but i think my parents took them out recently cause i cant find em:D

[THE GOLDEN STRING]

http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/IMG_014311.jpg



if bur gets his bangs in a lighter then boom mullet

[darksideofthemoon]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c249/hancollin/Image1.jpg

I dont know why but the white in burbot's hair always bugged me... so i got rid of it :D ha

[Burbot]

http://www.genesis-publications.com/books/maxwho/john.jpg

http://www.thewho.net/whotabs/images/bass/jae-68-sc-rrcircus.jpg

I used to have hair like this...in grade 10 :D

[THE GOLDEN STRING]

http://www.genesis-publications.com/books/maxwho/john.jpg

http://www.thewho.net/whotabs/images/bass/jae-68-sc-rrcircus.jpg

I used to have hair like this...in grade 10 :D
so did my ska lovin girl freind

[Burbot]

so did scout from the "to kill a mockingbird" movie :rolleyes:

[brandonveg]

when i was five i only used one pillow bu i wanted to be like a big person and stack a couple pillows up on top of each other and read under the lamp.....well the pillows were touching the lamp and they caught on fire...i was in my parents room and i threw the pillows in their closet to hide them, ran out and locked the door behind me....then i went and sat in my dads lap to pretend everything was alright.....then when he thought he smelled fire i went and hid in my bathroom, then when theyc ouldnt find me they were scared cause they thought the house was on fire so they started tearing up the house looking for me AND the fire
!.......dayamn......BEAT THAT STORY....anyways...i just caught all there clothes on fire and nothing else lol...peace

[darksideofthemoon]

if you were my kid id smack you :D

[THE GOLDEN STRING]

when i was five i only used one pillow bu i wanted to be like a big person and stack a couple pillows up on top of each other and read under the lamp.....well the pillows were touching the lamp and they caught on fire...i was in my parents room and i threw the pillows in their closet to hide them, ran out and locked the door behind me....then i went and sat in my dads lap to pretend everything was alright.....then when he thought he smelled fire i went and hid in my bathroom, then when theyc ouldnt find me they were scared cause they thought the house was on fire so they started tearing up the house looking for me AND the fire
!.......dayamn......BEAT THAT STORY....anyways...i just caught all there clothes on fire and nothing else lol...peace

when i was 15 i had sex with my girlfreind in my little tow along trailer , i coverd the lamp with a shirt (i thought that was romance ) half way into it i smelled smoke and yes it was the shirt . I put it out and threw it on the chair
and turned out the light .After we were done i turned on the light to find us ingulfed in smoke and the shirt had burnt through the cushions , boyt i was drunk and it was my uncles little trailor , i never heard the end of that

i must have been so drunk to not notice the smoke filling up

[darksideofthemoon]

sucky

[Micha]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c249/hancollin/scan.jpg
this was after the mullet

I found pictures of giant weed plants in my family album but i think my parents took them out recently cause i cant find em:D
awwwww
i was right :D:D

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

i time me and my cousin were eating chereos for breakfast but we wanted the cool cereal.i think it was lucky charms.so we through th cereal down the toilet so his parents wouldn't see it in the trash.well the cereal didn't really flush so yeah.we got yelled at for wasting food.i was sad.

[Quest_techie]

when I was 16 I had a potatoe not only explode in the microwave, but explode in a flaming ball of starchy death....


I don't know how it happened, I punched holes in it....

[fuzz_acid_flowers]

yeah...my brother ate too many raw potatoes once and you know what happen....they don't stay so long in ya

[Burbot]

My uncle once ate a bunch of rhubarb leaves thinking they were spinach from watching popeye :rolleyes:

[darksideofthemoon]

dangerous

[Burbot]

Yeah, and my Baba wasn't home, so my other uncles had to deal with it, and they really didn't know how, but it was ok in the end

[May Aizelle]

I remember playing Barbies with my oldest brother James and we would fight over who got to stuff the firecracker down kens neck....

I remember climbing the trees in the apple orchards and jumping down out of them onto the Jersey Bulls hahaha they werent big they were just calves but it was funny...

I also remember my brothers making me do ALL the stupid stuff first, like bunjee jumping off of the barn roof (we ripped all of our bikes apart took the inner tubes and tied them together and nailed them to the roof of the barn....) and I remember being hung in trees because they'd tie rope to the belt loops of my pants and hoist me up... now that I look back I wish I wore more skirts growing up...

and I so remember playing power rangers at recess....

and FRED PENNERS PLACE! I heart that show we have some on video woot hahaha and the dunkaroos with the kangaroos....