Did You Ever Do This?

[confessor]

Did you ever fill your mattress with Rice Krispies, then pee the bed?





No, I didn't. But I about peed myself when I heard it. :)

The story that gets me the most laughs is my confrontation with 'Spagetti Man'. A high-school rival that was a foot taller than me, about the same weight, and was looking for a fight. What he wasn't looking for was the lit cigarette I jammed up his nose before I ran like hell. He's probably still looking for me ....

What's the funniest thing you've done?

[ashbury1500haight]

what the hell lol

[ashbury1500haight]

oh the funniest thing iv done is...

man idk i do alot of stupid shit but what you did is fucking great, i have alot of respect for you now

[Dariah]

Did you ever fill your mattress with Rice Krispies, then pee the bed?

This would be the best catch phrase to print on the cereal box.

[Death]

lit cigarette up the nose.

Im going to have to remember to have plenty of cigarettes if i plan on getting into a fight. i might not be able to go up the nose with it but in the eyeball or an open mouth would do the trick too!!! thats fucking awesome

[Eugene]

lit cigarette up the nose.

Im going to have to remember to have plenty of cigarettes if i plan on getting into a fight. i might not be able to go up the nose with it but in the eyeball or an open mouth would do the trick too!!! thats fucking awesome
You can use a cigarette to distract or throw off balance someone, if you practice flicking it right.
If you are going to fight someone, a third of a second means something.

Anyways, funniest thing.
Well, i shot a bottle rocket at my friend once, in his room.
I guess it was more funny to me though than to him.

[Rasputin]

shudder and pretend ive just cum everytime i squirt the toothpaste on the toothbrush?