I'm always paranoid that...

[High Guy]

I'm always paranoid that people(namely my friends) are plotting stuff aginst me to make me feel bad. Though it 's never actually true I can't help not hinking they're out to get me.

[Dilapidated]

A theory I developed at the beginning of summer:

Everyone is out to get me. Really.

I'm on an alien planet (Earth) whose rulers kidnapped me and are studying my reactions to the shit they throw at me.

Hmm... now you've got me thinking.

Yeah. You're not alone.

[pomunus]

How do you really know it's not true? They could be plotting something right now.

[High Guy]

those bastards!:eek:

[crummyrummy]

They arent your friends, they are people in my employ, paid specificallyto plot stuff against you....so far I have had them break up 12 pairs of socks!!!!!!

[Defence_mechanism]

yeah man... just like the Truman Show. anyone ever see that movie? fuuuck. paranoia to the max i tells ya.

i was looking for cameras for weeks after that movie.

[crummyrummy]

Damn it that dude is catching on...call in the extermination squad.......