I'm making my own crackers this year and need some adult holiday themed jokes

[Samhain]

so come on everyone give me your best jokes, I don't believe people should do something for nothing so If you'd like one of my blessings in return click here http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=124510&page=1
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[Raving Sultan]

whoever loses the circle jerk has to eat the cracker

[Samhain]

whoever loses the circle jerk has to eat the cracker

do you have christmas crackers in america?
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[Raving Sultan]

i dont personally play that game but i've heard about it.
what are christmas crackers in UK

[Samhain]

i dont personally play that game but i've heard about it.
what are christmas crackers in UK

its a decorative tube with a snap inside you pull it with another person before you eat christmas dinner, inside there is a small gift, a party hat and a joke, and it goes bang.
the person left wth teh biggest end gets the contents of teh cracker
i think its victorian infact
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[Raving Sultan]

does anybody know what i was originally taking about?

[Samhain]

does anybody know what i was originally taking about?

i know exactly what you where talking i don't think its appropiate to play that round the table with family at christmas heres a link to christmas crackers
http://www.worldofkitsch.com/features/kitschmas2003/crackerhistory.html

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[Samhain]

Did this thread get moved i put it in random, don't they normally say on them moved?
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[Raving Sultan]

how do you like your eggs in the morning?
scrambled or fertilized?