Cousin Bob

[mrgman1966]

My cousin Bob was a gay man who lived in San Francisco. August 5th he got in a car wreck and in a coma. I flew up there to see him. My aunt and uncle were in the room and I walked in and took a look at him and said "Well Bob was a fruit and now he is a vegetable.

[alex714]

that got nothing out of me.



man, this forum is gonna be so lame.

[Eugene]

My cousin Bob was a gay man who lived in San Francisco. August 5th he got in a car wreck and in a coma. I flew up there to see him. My aunt and uncle were in the room and I walked in and took a look at him and said "Well Bob was a fruit and now he is a vegetable.
The end of the joke is: At least he's still in the produce section.

[shovel250]

i dont get it.

[Eugene]

i dont get it.The word vegitable is slang for someone who doesn't have any real brain function (i.e. someone in a coma).
A fruit is a slur that means a homosexual.
At grocery stores we have an area that sells both fruit and vegitables called a produce section.

[shovel250]

so a fruit is a word for a gay man,and now cousin bob's a vegetable,does that mean he's not gay anymore?so all you have to do to make a gay man stright is put them in a coma?

[confessor]

That's where I heard it ....

Only it was in the form of a riddle my grandson was telling at school:

What's a fruity type of vegetable? A queer in a coma.

Principal didn't care for it either. ;)

Where'd everybody go?

Bomb Scare.

Really? Where?

Right about where this thread's at :)

[dtownballer]

thats kinda ho...i mean he is in a coma

lol

[gesone]

That wasn't funny at all, dude. You should spice it up a bit.

[wonderboy]

The word vegitable is slang for someone who doesn't have any real brain function (i.e. someone in a coma).
A fruit is a slur that means a homosexual.
At grocery stores we have an area that sells both fruit and vegitables called a produce section.did anyone else find this explanation about ten times funnier than the joke?

good on ya eugene