Walker Texas Ranger hahaha

[TopNotchStoner]

I was watching Walker Texas Ranger this morning at 6:00am. This man and woman were talking about drugging this old lady, and the woman pulls out a vile of molly. The man says "what's that?" and the woman says "MDMA, also known as ecstasy." and the man says "That's a powerful psychedelic, she will know she has been drugged". Then it showed the old lady tripping her balls off looking for her car keys. Later, it showed her at the supermarket and it was showing her point of view, and everything was blurry and swirly and colorful like she had eaten a 10 strip of cid. Then it showed her at the lake and she started to see her dead son. Her pupils were constricted as if she had been eating some opiates instead of molly. She was going crazy. It's stuff like this that gives people the impression that some drugs are worse than they actually are.

I don't mean to waste yall's time, but I found this shit to be absolutely hilarious. hahaha

[Trippin' Billies]

hahaha.... walker owns... check out this site... http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty


simply hilarious


my personal favorite...

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

[TheShow]

someone else from st louis showed me that norris website this morning...I love it

[2cesarewild]

I'm writing a short story where the main character is modeled after me, miles davis, and bad mother fuckers in general. Chuck Norris plays clavinet in the band, and splits during a jam. The main character leaves the club in search for Chuck Norris to take his life, for dishoning his band in the middle of the set. I don't even know where I am taking the story really, but when I am sitting around at work trying to forget about actual work, I write lol... All I know is that Chuck Norris will soon be a dead man in my story.

[Trippin' Billies]

someone else from st louis showed me that norris website this morning...I love itits great isnt it


where r u in St.Louis?

[TheShow]

Right near SLU
you?

[Trippin' Billies]

Right near SLU
you?
i used to live in st. Louis then moved to st. charles... i went to CBC too

[TheShow]

st chuck is a haul some nights, but occasionally we make it up that ways....I went to high school in Denver