Wtf?!!

[loveflower]

post stuff that you just wanna say WTF??!! to! and be sure to add WTF?!! at the end of your post!!

heres some of mine-

if you feed a bear in the wild the government will kill it WTF??!!

people WTF?!!

[NatureFreak412]

Marijuana is illegal WTF?!

[meishka]

my rats smell terrible!! WTF?!

[lucyinthesky]

green party isnt winning a single seat?? WTF??!?!?

[crummyrummy]

Lucy in the sky has herpes on her dick!!!!!WTF!!!!!!

[4_Leaf_Clover]

i don't wanna grow up. i'm a toys'r'us kid... WTF???

[lucyinthesky]

Lucy in the sky has herpes on her dick!!!!!WTF!!!!!!you're right--->WTF!??!??!!? lol

[crummyrummy]

I Lost the enter key from my number pad on my keyboard!!!!WTF!!!!!!!

[cousinit]

to the words in most david allen coe songs.. ei...wtf did he just say

[thrill_kill_bunnie]

this post..............
what the fuck?!

[newo]

The president of the most powerful country in the world is this guy....WTF!!!!


http://www.bartcop.com/topgoon2.jpg

[Varuna]

Our president started a war. . . WTF?

[bjorky]

the T key on my pc isnt working....WF!!!

[CrAzYStaRR]

My kid took her diaper off and peed on the floor... WTF!!!!

[physicalxgraffiti]

i got hit on by an 11 year old today...wtf!?!

ooh man this is the funniest post ever and i laughed outloud except it's like 1:30am so i may get in trouble, but i love you guys...

[lover/young_peace]

Men in drag turn me on... WTF???

Roger Daltrey in drag really turns me on... WTF???

My best friend is an imaginary purple penguin who never shares his drugs... WTF???

this post isn't funny. it's sad. And true.... WTF???????????

[dasiy]

Our prez looks like a monkey....WTF???

[missfontella]

The 13-year-old made me laugh.......WTF?

[fitzy21]

i got a job today.............wtf????

[AreYouExperienced]

We're out of milk??!? WTF!!!!@!

[dasiy]

You didn't get high today...WTF??*talking to my mom*

[Nathan11]

PEOPLE HATE! WTF?!

WHY DO PEOPLE HATE?
It makes me seriously want to cry.
I love you all here, and, even though basically no one likes him, Real American, I love you too buddy.
We all deserve love and respect.

Peace & Love To You All

[lover/young_peace]

The 13-year-old made me laugh.......WTF?
I went and checked every poster's ages to make sure you were talking about me...WTF???

hahaha... I'm such a dumb ass... WTF??? no wait... cancel the WTF... it makes perfect sense.

[drunken lullabies]

my acid reflux disease is really painful...WTF??!??!?!

[Mui]

My fingers smell like resin, WTF!!!

[Jennifer19]

I am not stoned WTF

[TheLittleOne]

that's all i have to say...

[TheLittleOne]

awwww, c'mon...that's funny.

[makno]

whats happened to that lad in the pic ?hes on the phone and what eaten poison?

[TheLittleOne]

i don't know. i found that pic somewhere....it's funny though. he's wiggin' out

[makno]

splenda in the sugar bowl is the most likely culprit!!!! like wtf

[Willow-Bridget-Love]

Some Peaple wont/cant say What the Fuck so they say WtF. WTF!?

[Willow-Bridget-Love]

some peeiple cant spell Peaple! What THE FUCK???!?

[Willow-Bridget-Love]

Im cracking up at nothing and i feel soo high and happy. WHAT THE FUCK?!??

[themnax]

making big holes in the ground full of unhappy dead people
is going to keep anyone from wanting to knock down a building
with an airplane? WTF?

keeping children from seeing sex
but making them watch people kill each other
will make them grow up to be responsible law abiding citizens? WTF?

romantacizing and rewarding aggressiveness will prevent tyranny? WTF?

somebody being mistreated 2000 years ago is a great excuse
for mistreating everyone and everything today? WTF?

everything else in the universe exists only for the bennifit of one species on one planet in one solar system? WTF?

all of existence was created by somthing physicly tangable that looks just like them? WTF?

it loves everyone but extorts their worship with threats of eternal
and extreme pain? WTF?

nothing nontangable can exist unless it's either pure evil
conforms to the expectations of one particular mythology?

(and of course nothing can possibly be nontangable unless it's
unimaginably more powerful ourselves or anything we can
immagine ever could be? WTF?

even if it's just some wierd little friendly critter? WTF?)

=^^=
.../\...

[Natz]

Wtf???????????????????????????

[Jetblack]

you can get arrested for driving naked. WTF


mastrubating in the schools bathroom gets u suspended. WTF

[NaykidApe]

america is turning into one huge shopping mall surrounded by track houses surrounded by a trailer park, wtf ?!

[lover/young_peace]

mastrubating in the schools bathroom gets u suspended. WTF
do you know this by experience... just wondering... made me laugh i wanted to know if you were serious.

[cynical_otter]

Dances with Wolves won Best Picture...WTF??????????????

[bjorky]

The Brick is having ANOTHER sale...wtf!!!

[red_rufus]

Everything is made for right-handed people and I'm left-handed. WTF!!!!:confused:

[inbloom]

babba booey babba booey howard stern's penis babba booey babba booey
...

WTF?!!??!?!

[lucyinthesky]

Everything is made for right-handed people and I'm left-handed. WTF!!!!:confused:
dude doesnt know about the leftorium? wtf??????

[green_thumb]

I just want to become a member so I can post in politics, 100 posts!??!
WTF?!!!

[missfontella]

Micheal Jackson.....WTF?

[dasiy]

Micheal Jackson.....WTF?Hey now don't hate on MJ!!!! *HEHE* In my MJ voice.

[pink floyd]

There are hairless mice WTF?!?!!?!

[DarkLunacy]

I havent had sex in over 6 months.... What.... the..... FUCK!? WTF?! Holy shit WTF! GOD ALMIGHY!!!

I have to get a job... WTF

People find me atractive... thats just to scary to even say WTF too... That requires a moment of silence (Stiffled laughter allowed)

[red_rufus]

There's a Leftorium? WTF?

[missfontella]

Dark Lunacy doesn't know he's hot? WTF??????

[lover/young_peace]

We are out of food, have to go grocery shooping tomorrow... not really wtf, but I said it anyways... WTF???

Right now I have a craving for Oreos... WTF???
And cheese tortillini... WTF???
Or a big hamburger... WTF???
I'm so hungry I would take a bite of Dick Cheny's ass... WTF???

I'm bound to have some Cheerios in here somewhere

WTF???

[HappyHaHaGirl]

All of my exboyfriends are getting married and now I don't have any backup! WTF?

[Lucifer Sam]

The clock on my computer is totally off... WTF!?! Oh yeah, it's because this computer is a total piece of shit. Fuck you, Sony.

[lover/young_peace]

Fuck you, Sony.no, no, no, along with the topic of the thread... it is what the fuck you sony. ;)

I still can't find some cheerios... WTF?!?!?!

[Lucifer Sam]

I still can't find some cheerios... WTF?!?!?!
Did you look in the bathroom? WTF!?!

[lover/young_peace]

Did you look in the bathroom? WTF!?!
lol... really WTF???

OoOoOoO I wish i could take a bath in cheerios, kind of wtf but not really... wtf.

[Dark Star]

babba booey babba booey howard stern's penis babba booey babba booey
...

WTF?!!??!?!

HAHAHAHAH YES!!!!!! you watched family guy last night too!! lol. that was awsome

[Lucifer Sam]

OoOoOoO I wish i could take a bath in cheerios, kind of wtf but not really... wtf.
Take a bath in Heinz Baked Beans just like Roger Daltrey on the cover of The Who Sell Out. You didn't think of that? WTF?!?!

Go look in the bathroom for the Cheerios... WTF!?!? There aren't any in my fingernails.

[Lucifer Sam]

HAHAHAHAH YES!!!!!! you watched family guy last night too!! lol. that was awsome
I'm not the only person who loves Family Guy? WTF!!?!

[lover/young_peace]

Take a bath in Heinz Baked Beans just like Roger Daltrey on the cover of The Who Sell Out. You didn't think of that? WTF?!?!

Go look in the bathroom for the Cheerios... WTF!?!? There aren't any in my fingernails.
That photoshoot gave him pnumonia -well, however you spell it- he got sick! WTF???

How the hell did you know, the cheerios were under the bathroom sink. WTF???

but i wouldn't take a bath in them, because taking a bath implies liquid of some kind, but I like my cereal dry, so instead of calling it a bath, I would call it a cult-like ritual. WTF????



me...


WTF???????

[Lucifer Sam]

That photoshoot gave him pnumonia -well, however you spell it- he got sick! WTF???
You mean Roger Daltrey's not a super human who cannot get sick... WTF!!??

How the hell did you know, the cheerios were under the bathroom sink. WTF???
There's a sink in your bathroom... WTF!!??!?

but i wouldn't take a bath in them, because taking a bath implies liquid of some kind, but I like my cereal dry, so instead of calling it a bath, I would call it a cult-like ritual. WTF????
Cheerios are cult paraphernalia... WTF!?!?



me...
You... WTF!?!?


WTF???????
"WTF" means "where's the fire?"... WTF!!?!

WTF?!

[lover/young_peace]

You mean Roger Daltrey's not a super human who cannot get sick... WTF!!??


There's a sink in your bathroom... WTF!!??!?


Cheerios are cult paraphernalia... WTF!?!?




You... WTF!?!?



"WTF" means "where's the fire?"... WTF!!?!

you make me laugh... WHAT THE FUCK???

[Lucifer Sam]

I'm being forced to move to Orlando, and lose all my friends WTF!!!!!!??????You have friends? WTF!?!? (Just kidding :) )

fuck a monkey and put it in your pocket, never let it masterbate
Monkeys like to masturbate... WTF!?!?

lover/young_peace has the ability to laugh at things that are comical... WTF!?!?

WTF!?!

[quiznotony]

The Smurfs never won an emmy? wtf??


Michael Jackson isn't Martha Stewart's sister? WTF!?!

Avril Lavigne is a hot piece of canadian bacon WTF??

WTF?.........WTF???

[lover/young_peace]

my sister is watching some anime cartoon... WTF??


no, really, I think when they translate these dumb things into english, they must use sound effects from porn movies, or something. All the characters seem to take turns moaning...

"aahhh ahhh"

"ohhh!"

sometimes a growl or a yell.

I laugh everytime I see her watching it. she says, "what is so funny?" I want to yell at her, "Sounds like you are watching a porno!" ... but I don't. :p

[Lucifer Sam]

It's 12:00 P.M. and I'm still in my pajamas... WTF!?!


I put my hand up to my face and just realized that it smells strange... WTF!?!?

Lucifer Sam, Siam cat... WTF!?!?!!

When I poured milk in my cereal today, cats came out of the milk jug... WTF!?!

WTF, MAN!?!?

[red_rufus]

This last year I've found lots of shop's selling magic mushies.... WTF?
Now i hear it's getting criminalised next month....................... WTF?

[quiznotony]

"Take a ride on my Magic Bus." ...wtf?


I just flew in from Cheboygen, and boy are my licensed flight attendents tired...wtf?!?

I used to love Sesame Street, but I stopped watching because it became really complicated.wtf?!?

[Lucifer Sam]

"Take a ride on my Magic Bus." ...wtf?
Too much, the Magic Bus!... wtf!?!?

[Love Fest1969]

The guy from The Fresh Prince Of BelAir is gay WTF????!!!!

My mom is kicking me out the house WTF????!!!!

I might be going to jail WTF????!!!!

There aren't anymore Beatle albums left for me to buy WTF????!!!!

I'm addicted to The Olympics WTF????!!!!

[Lucifer Sam]

The guy from The Fresh Prince Of BelAir is gay WTF????!!!!Fresh Prince is still on T.V.... WTF!?!?!

My mom is kicking me out the house WTF????!!!!She's kept you this long... WTF!!?!

I might be going to jail WTF????!!!!I might be joining you... WTF!?!?

There aren't anymore Beatle albums left for me to buy WTF????!!!!I think the same goes for me... WTF!?!?

I'm addicted to The Olympics WTF????!!!!You're addicted to something other than phone sex... WTF!?!?

[Love Fest1969]

Lucifer Sam you are so fucking funny I can't stop laughing.

[crummyrummy]

The Dead Played a Metallica song on August 13th of this year....WTF!!!!!!!!

[Lucifer Sam]

Lucifer Sam you are so fucking funny I can't stop laughing.
Ha, thanks. :)

Oh, and... Paul's body is so amazingly untoned and totally "square" in that photo... WTF!?!?

[Love Fest1969]

Ha, thanks. :)

Oh, and... Paul's body is so amazingly untoned and totally "square" in that photo... WTF!?!?
Don't talk about Paul he is so hot.

[Lucifer Sam]

Don't talk about Paul he is so hot.Haha, ok, but just look at his chest. It looks funny. He's definitely not fat, but he sure isn't toned, and he's not really skinny either. It's weird. :p

Oh, and, erm, I can't find any Yardbirds albums around here... WTF!?!?

[Lucifer Sam]

I have to work tonight AND tomorrow night... WTF!?!?

[lover/young_peace]

Yellow Submarine is a song about a twinkie!

Wtf?

[missfontella]

my head buddy bought me a vibrator.....WTF?!!??!!??

[Vicar_in_a_Tutu]

Man is killing his fellow man WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Tigerbeam]

if you call the police and then call for pizza five minutes later, the pizza will get there first WTF!?!?!?

[DreamWeaver1099]

I have 2 homes and 3 cars, and make plenty more than the average guy working 40 hour weeks at 21.50 an hour, and one of my homes is a trailer...........WTF

[Maggie Sugar]

When you handle the faucets in my bathroom, your hands smell like garlic.

WTF?

[Peace Attack]

I have a painful rash on my vagina..WTF??!

My teacher told me my all my opinions are wrong... how can a fucking opinion be wrong?!?!?!?!? WTF??!?!

[DreamWeaver1099]

I have not been laid in over 6 months WTF

[loveflower]

i ate half a pan of peanut butter rice krispies with chocolate on top wtf?!

[DreamWeaver1099]

I have a 75lb jack russel thats named after kenny on southpark, I should have named him cartman WTF

[DreamWeaver1099]

The south park guys do a damn puppet movie instead of a new south park movie-WTF?


WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO I need SP to survive!

[DreamWeaver1099]

Don't know, I'm actually gunna look tho... WTF

[DreamWeaver1099]

I'm not doing it for you, I'm doing it for me, and when I find it I will hide it so you can't see it....WTF

[DreamWeaver1099]

You forgot the WTF.................... WTF

[DreamWeaver1099]

Someone has way too much time on their hands.....WTF

















lol

[DreamWeaver1099]

Oh, you have noooo idea how true that is.WTF?WTF!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

[lover/young_peace]

wtf?


?????????????????????????????????????????????????

[malina]

the goddamn freaking margerine MOLDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! margerine doesn't mold !!!!!! WTF!?????????!!!!!!!!!!

[Lucifer Sam]

The more negative posts I make the more positive reputation points I get... WTF!!?!

[DreamWeaver1099]

Kenny choked on the red pill WTF

[malina]

my cousin is addicted to cocaine wtf???!!!!!
she was denied admission to a drug rehab center because she does not have health insurance ..WTF??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my sister paid 500 bucks on a filling wtf???????????!!!!!!!!
my dad, who does not agree with everything about bush, is probably STILL gonna vote for him wtf???????????
bush is AHEAD in the elections WTF??????????!!!!!!
europeans have a better understanding of the war in iraq than americans WTF?????!!!!!!
COLLEGE IN GERMANY IS FREE except for like 120 bucks 4 times a year.. which is nothing compared to american colleges WTFFFFF?????????!!!!
im addicted to cigarettes wtf????
THESE GODDAMN PIGEONS KEEP POOPING ON MY WINDOW AFTER I CLEAN IT !!!! WWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFF??????????
i procrastinated too long on finding out about overseas voting.. now i have to get up early tomorrow to go to the consulate to get the info straight and i probably dont have time!!!!!!!!i have to get up at 9 o clock! im such a procrastinator wtf????
half of the restaraunts in germany charge you 30cents to use the pisser WTF????!!!!
not that any of you know the situation but i'll just say this... ALL OF MY COWORKERS AT MY LAST JOB:::::: WHAT THE FUCK????
if there is a god.... ...... my question to him: WHAT THE FUCK?????!!!!!!!!

[malina]

the thirteen year old who started this thread must be a genius because not only is it funny its great for venting... i should have thought of it first... wtf?

[DreamWeaver1099]

my cousin is addicted to cocaine wtf???!!!!!
she was denied admission to a drug rehab center because she does not have health insurance ..WTF??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my sister paid 500 bucks on a filling wtf???????????!!!!!!!!
my dad, who does not agree with everything about bush, is probably STILL gonna vote for him wtf???????????
bush is AHEAD in the elections WTF??????????!!!!!!
europeans have a better understanding of the war in iraq than americans WTF?????!!!!!!
COLLEGE IN GERMANY IS FREE except for like 120 bucks 4 times a year.. which is nothing compared to american colleges WTFFFFF?????????!!!!
im addicted to cigarettes wtf????
THESE GODDAMN PIGEONS KEEP POOPING ON MY WINDOW AFTER I CLEAN IT !!!! WWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFF??????????
i procrastinated too long on finding out about overseas voting.. now i have to get up early tomorrow to go to the consulate to get the info straight and i probably dont have time!!!!!!!!i have to get up at 9 o clock! im such a procrastinator wtf????
half of the restaraunts in germany charge you 30cents to use the pisser WTF????!!!!
not that any of you know the situation but i'll just say this... ALL OF MY COWORKERS AT MY LAST JOB:::::: WHAT THE FUCK????
if there is a god.... ...... my question to him: WHAT THE FUCK?????!!!!!!!!


Are you ok?

[lover/young_peace]

The more negative posts I make the more positive reputation points I get... WTF!!?!
Yes, you are back in "karmic balence"... WtF?

The entire world is so grumpy lately... WTF?

Especailly me... WTF?

It should rain more often. The sky should just cry all the time and then we wouldn't have to.

[DreamWeaver1099]

It should rain more often. The sky should just cry all the time and then we wouldn't have to.





WTF>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>?<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

[lover/young_peace]

WTF>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>?<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
i don't know what you are on about. It made perfect sense.

[DreamWeaver1099]

I'm HIGH WTF!

[ryupower]

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[DreamWeaver1099]

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....................................WTF

[PsychadelicTreeHugge]

i just looked in the mirror...... WTF!!??

[chickenchoker]

How come everytime I become a member I get banned? WTF!!!??


cc

[lover/young_peace]

People think I'm a man.... WTF?????


I mean, really, wtf! This is not a rumor about me being boyish, or a tomboy, I'm not the kind of person you'd ever call those things. But there are a number of people, in my neighborhood and in my school who honestly truly believe I am a drag queen!

WHAT THE FUCK!

They must think I got implants or something, because they are obviously not cotton. But I guess some men have breasts so maybe they think I just have a really good push-up bra or something.

According to a friend, people believe this because of my sense of humor, the fact I admit to a lot of things, which I guess I could see how people got that if they take everything I ever said seriously. She says "You walk like a girl, but talk like a guy!"

So I might as well adopt "Lola" by The Kinks as my theme song. My friend even gave me a drag name... Fifi LaRouch.

hahaha, I'm kind of proud of myself actually. This is a new level of confusion, how will I ever top it.

[DreamWeaver1099]

People think I'm a man.... WTF?????


I mean, really, wtf! This is not a rumor about me being boyish, or a tomboy, I'm not the kind of person you'd ever call those things. But there are a number of people, in my neighborhood and in my school who honestly truly believe I am a drag queen!

WHAT THE FUCK!

They must think I got implants or something, because they are obviously not cotton. But I guess some men have breasts so maybe they think I just have a really good push-up bra or something.

According to a friend, people believe this because of my sense of humor, the fact I admit to a lot of things, which I guess I could see how people got that if they take everything I ever said seriously. She says "You walk like a girl, but talk like a guy!"

So I might as well adopt "Lola" by The Kinks as my theme song. My friend even gave me a drag name... Fifi LaRouch.

hahaha, I'm kind of proud of myself actually. This is a new level of confusion, ow will I ever top it.



You mean your not...................a man?

[lover/young_peace]

Actually, now I can tell people to suck my cock.


Oh wait... I did that before!

Okay, now I get why they are confused. :p

[DreamWeaver1099]

Actually, now I can tell people to suck my cock.


Oh wait... I did that before!

Okay, now I get why they are confused. :p



No they are confused because they have a carny telling them to give them oral pleasure.

[lover/young_peace]

No they are confused because they have a carny telling them to give them oral pleasure.
Good job bringing back the "WTF" factor ;)

[DreamWeaver1099]

Good job bringing back the "WTF" factor ;)



I didn't bring it back, it was always there............WTF

[lover/young_peace]

Wtf???????????????????

[DreamWeaver1099]

Wtf???????????????????


Damn carnys WTF!!!!!

[Varuna]

Dreamweaver1099,

I am not epileptic, but your avatar makes me twitchy - WTF?

Giant, fuzzy, swinging, racoon ballsack - WOW!!! WTF?

Fat, spastic, little drummer boy (pah rum pum pum pum) - WTF?

Fucking Tourettes!!!

[DreamWeaver1099]

Dreamweaver1099,

I am not epileptic, but your avatar makes me twitchy - WTF?

Giant, fuzzy, swinging, racoon ballsack - WOW!!! WTF?

Fat, spastic, little drummer boy (pah rum pum pum pum) - WTF?

Fucking Tourettes!!!


Dude stop staring at it for real it was not meant for that, it will warp your mind like mine...... WTF

[Varuna]

Dude stop staring at it for real it was not meant for that, it will warp your mind like mine...... WTF. . . must . . . resist . . . no . . . NOOoooo!!!

"It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all, It's a small small world"

"It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all, It's a small small world"

"It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all, It's a small small world"

"It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all, It's a small small world"

"It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all, It's a small small world"

"It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all, It's a small small world"

"It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all, It's a small small world"

[DreamWeaver1099]

. . . must . . . resist . . . no . . . NOOoooo!!!

"It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all, It's a small small world"

"It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all, It's a small small world"

"It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all, It's a small small world"

"It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all, It's a small small world"

"It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all, It's a small small world"

"It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all, It's a small small world"

"It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all, It's a small small world"

You sir are a sick puppy WTF

[mmelody]

Wtf? ;) Wtf?

[Varuna]

You sir are a sick puppy WTFYou gotta love sick puppies, they are much warmer and they don't eat as much - WTF?

[DreamWeaver1099]

The Russians are crazy for storming in during hostage situations-wtf?

I find russian women sexy WTF

[whispers]

DreamWeaver1099 flashing little fat boy is making NAUSEOUS ........WTF!

[DreamWeaver1099]

DreamWeaver1099 flashing little fat boy is making NAUSEOUS ........WTF!


Welcome to my world mwuahahahahahaha

































WTF..

[luminous_times]

That animal in DreamWeaver1099 (http://www.hipforums.com/forums/member.php?u=7898)'s sig has a gargantuan set of balls but NO PENIS...maybe it is a retractable one?? anyone?? hello?

wtf?!!

Why anyone has not brought this up, I do not know.

wtf?!! vbmenu_register("postmenu_360023", true);

[luminous_times]

vbmenu_register("postmenu_360023", true);
this showed up in my above post all by itself.

WTF?!!

[DreamWeaver1099]

That animal in DreamWeaver1099 (http://www.hipforums.com/forums/member.php?u=7898)'s sig has a gargantuan set of balls but NO PENIS...maybe it is a retractable one?? anyone?? hello?

wtf?!!

Why anyone has not brought this up, I do not know.

wtf?!! vbmenu_register("postmenu_360023", true);



When was the last time you saw a coons penis? WTF

[luminous_times]

When was the last time you saw a coons penis? WTF
I have NEVER seen one...that is why I was asking if it is retractable or hidden...I figured you would know.

Dude, wtf?!!

[DreamWeaver1099]

I have NEVER seen one...that is why I was asking if it is retractable or hidden...I figured you would know.

Dude, wtf?!!


Its similar to a dog

[luminous_times]

Its similar to a dog
Thank you for clarifying that. Phew! :rolleyes: :p

WTF?!!

[DreamWeaver1099]

Thank you for clarifying that. Phew! :rolleyes: :p

WTF?!!



Anytime you need help with animal penis just PM me, I am the expert animal penis guy.............. WTF

[luminous_times]

Anytime you need help with animal penis just PM me, I am the expert animal penis guy.............. WTF
I will definitely keep that in mind...hmmmmmm...

wtf?!!

[DreamWeaver1099]

I will definitely keep that in mind...hmmmmmm...

wtf?!!





Exactly...................


Hey wait a tic, your the one that called me a druggie! No animal penis for you! WTF


in good humor of course

:D

[luminous_times]

Exactly...................


Hey wait a tic, your the one that called me a druggie! No animal penis for you! WTF


in good humor of course

:D
Fuck that shit...you call yourself a druggie often enough as it is. :p

(why don't you and I just get a room and get it over with?)

WTF?!!

[DreamWeaver1099]

[QUOTE=luminous_times]

why don't you and I just get a room and get it over with?
QUOTE]



Sounds like a plan..................wtf



I am a bit rusty though, have not done anything like that in months.

[luminous_times]

why don't you and I just get a room and get it over with?


Sounds like a plan..................wtf



I am a bit rusty though, have not done anything like that in months.That's ok...I am older and much more experienced (yeah, right). I can be the one in control the first time around, then you can have your turn once you feel you've got the hang of things again. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

wtf?!

[DreamWeaver1099]

That's ok...I am older and much more experienced (yeah, right). I can be the one in control the first time around, then you can have your turn once you feel you've got the hang of things again. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

wtf?!


I would rather you stay in control, I like it better with the woman in control that way she gets what she wants.... sadly thats tru WTF

[luminous_times]

I would rather you stay in control, I like it better with the woman in control that way she gets what she wants.... sadly thats tru WTF
Well what if what I want is for you to be in control? huh...huh?! I get tired easily when I am on top...lol. Come on man, don't make me do all the work! Sheesh!

Holy shit...wtf?!

[DreamWeaver1099]

Well what if what I want is for you to be in control? huh...huh?! I get tired easily when I am on top...lol. Come on man, don't make me do all the work! Sheesh!

Holy shit...wtf?!

I can do whatever, as long as you don't want to stick things in my ass.........

girls putting things in guys asses WTF

[luminous_times]

I can do whatever, as long as you don't want to stick things in my ass.........

girls putting things in guys asses WTF
Not even my finger? Please? Don't make me beg...

wtf?!

[DreamWeaver1099]

Not even my finger? Please? Don't make me beg...

wtf?!




Your begging to finger my ass........WTF?

[luminous_times]

Your begging to finger my ass........WTF?
I am?!?!?! (do you want me to?) LMAO

WTF?!!

[lover/young_peace]

hey look another orgie thread!


WTF? ;)

[luminous_times]

hey look another orgie thread!


WTF? ;)
Who said anything about an orgie? DW and I are planning some one-on-one action here, baby! He's allllll mine! I'm not sharing! WOO HOO! :p

wtf?!!!

[DreamWeaver1099]

I am?!?!?! (do you want me to?) LMAO

WTF?!!





You have seriously cracked me up for the day...... WTF in never laugh.

[luminous_times]

You have seriously cracked me up for the day...... WTF in never laugh.
I aim to please (in more than one way)...

WTF?!!

[DreamWeaver1099]

I aim to please (in more than one way)...

WTF?!!


Well then try answering your damn ICQ messages fucker.... WTF











lol im bored

[luminous_times]

Well then try answering your damn ICQ messages fucker.... WTF











lol im bored
oops! WTF?!!

[crummyrummy]

I am still at work ......WTF!!!!!!

[DreamWeaver1099]

oops! WTF?!!



Exactly.............WTF

[luminous_times]

Exactly.............WTF
Let's get back to talking about having sex.

say whaaaaat? wtf?!!

[DreamWeaver1099]

Let's get back to talking about having sex.

say whaaaaat? wtf?!!


Ok like can my fat kids be involved? and the coon? WTF

[luminous_times]

Ok like can my fat kids be involved? and the coon? WTF
Only the coon. He can run a video camera, right?

wtf?!!

[DreamWeaver1099]

Only the coon. He can run a video camera, right?

wtf?!!
As long as your not spending most of your time watching his large hairy coon nuts.... WTF

[dooncune]

Those are some huge coon nuts!! WTF!!

[DreamWeaver1099]

Those are some huge coon nuts!! WTF!!


I sculpted him in image of myself.........................WTF

[luminous_times]

I sculpted him in image of myself.........................WTF
You're so full of shit...I have seen YOUR nuts...


They're MUCh bigger.


wtf?!

[DreamWeaver1099]

You're so full of shit...I have seen YOUR nuts...


They're MUCh bigger.


wtf?!
Yea but I had to make them to scale since they are for a coon.............WTF

[luminous_times]

Yea but I had to make them to scale since they are for a coon.............WTF
Ahhhh yes....what was I thinking?! You are so smart.

WTF?!

[DreamWeaver1099]

Ahhhh yes....what was I thinking?! You are so smart.

WTF?!


Yes, I am so smart, Wendy................WTF

[luminous_times]

Yes, I am so smart, Wendy................WTF
Oh baby, I love it when you call me by my stage name.

uh.....wtf?!

[DreamWeaver1099]

Oh baby, I love it when you call me by my stage name.

uh.....wtf?!




I always liked calling you Ted when you used the strapon.........................WTF

[HippyFreek2004]

The "coon" in DreamWeaver's sig is actually a wolf....WTF!

Holly

[luminous_times]

dream weaver looks like the red riding hood in his photo montage-wtf?!
I can vouch for that.

wtf?!

[DreamWeaver1099]

I can vouch for that.

wtf?!


Godddammit blackie you swore you would not tell WTF

[luminous_times]

Godddammit blackie you swore you would not tell WTF
What the hell are you talking about? He didn't tell me anything. I see you every day when I wake up next to you. I KNOW what you look like...wtf, dude?!!

[DreamWeaver1099]

What the hell are you talking about? He didn't tell me anything. I see you every day when I wake up next to you. I KNOW what you look like...wtf, dude?!!

You won't fit in my coffin with me in it........... WTF

[luminous_times]

You won't fit in my coffin with me in it........... WTF
Oh whatever...we don't even sleep in there anymore, and you know it.

wtf?!

[DreamWeaver1099]

Oh whatever...we don't even sleep in there anymore, and you know it.

wtf?!


Dammit stop telling everyone, how else am I gunna get laid if you let everyne know my secrets......wtf

[luminous_times]

Dammit stop telling everyone, how else am I gunna get laid if you let everyne know my secrets......wtf
You're gunna go cheatin' on me now, eh? I thought you loved me. *cries*

wtf?!

[DreamWeaver1099]

You're gunna go cheatin' on me now, eh? I thought you loved me. *cries*

wtf?!


Only on weekends when I need money.............WTF

[luminous_times]

Only on weekends when I need money.............WTF
No, just let me go get a job as a stripper...I'll give you all my hard-earned money every night when I come home from work.

WTF?!

[DreamWeaver1099]

No, just let me go get a job as a stripper...I'll give you all my hard-earned money every night when I come home from work.

WTF?!



Someones gone over the edge...... WTF

[luminous_times]

Someones gone over the edge...... WTFYou're just jealous.

wtf?!

[allisfulloflove]

Ehhh...

WTF??

[avacado_salesman]

Blackie is male, WTF!!!!!!!!!!

[DreamWeaver1099]

ALL male, baby! WTF!

Your still my bitch though ;) WTF

[DreamWeaver1099]

only until you catch what i got, wtf!?
Thought I already did........WTF

[DreamWeaver1099]

That would explain alot...wtf!

Even the weird green funk? WTF

[pamperzbabie]

Someone's calling my cell phone......WTF!!!!!

[whispers]

................I still have the flu, on a friday night............WTF

[brothersun]

I took a couple of my fathers pills. I have and erection for over 4 hours now.


WTF

[DreamWeaver1099]

I took a couple of my fathers pills. I have and erection for over 4 hours now.


WTF


Dude your like old enough to be your dad! WTF

[crummyrummy]

I am a loser WTF!!!!!!

[lover/young_peace]

I am a loser WTF!!!!!!
you are not a loser.... wtf?

[Lucifer Sam]

DreamWeaver is a schizophrenic Holden Caulfield... WTF!?!?

[Jennifer19]

I am going to bed WTF

[DreamWeaver1099]

I am going to bed WTF

No your not, now get over here and lets snort some coke, and get drunk and be merry....................WTF

[DreamWeaver1099]

DreamWeaver is a schizophrenic Holden Caulfield... WTF!?!?

Must everyone try to pinpoint whats wrong with me? WTF

[crummyrummy]

I am getting grey hair WTF!!!!!

[DreamWeaver1099]

I am getting grey hair WTF!!!!!

I was getting them on my nads before I started getting them waxed......WTF

[kjhippielove88]

My school might make all students get clear back packs cause its "for our safety",basically theyre trying to eliminate the drug problem WTF

[DreamWeaver1099]

My school might make all students get clear back packs cause its "for our safety",basically theyre trying to eliminate the drug problem WTF

Just snort it all before you go........WTF

[whispers]

I will write WTF 21 times.....................

WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF


.................................................. ....WTF

[crummyrummy]

Milla jojovich is an action movie star...WWW.WTF.Com!!!!!

[loveflower]

i counted just to make sure WTF

[whispers]

.................I think my brain has turned to mush...........WTF

[mebesideme]

I am sitting in front of a plastic and metal box, typing out my mind to billions of anonymous souls on the internet, in a veritable electronic second life. I practically know some of you, but not really. Its so fucking crazy, WTF?

[Simulato]

School... WTF?

[kjhippielove88]

i had practice at 10am this morning..WTF!

[DreamWeaver1099]

i had practice at 10am this morning..WTF!
I was still geeked at 10am this morning WTF

[luminous_times]

I was still geeked at 10am this morning WTF
You just told me you're going to fix a martini.

wtf?!

[DreamWeaver1099]

You just told me you're going to fix a martini.

wtf?!


Yea, and I'm choping a line from here to texas now....

[whispers]

.........why do I keep typing WTF in this WTF thread ................WTF

[DreamWeaver1099]

.........why do I keep typing WTF in this WTF thread ................WTF

Cause you secretly think it will some how get you in bed with me WTF

[loveflower]

i wonder how many WTFs are in this thread? wtf

[luminous_times]

Yea, and I'm choping a line from here to texas now....
Next time, why don't you chop that line from there to Oregon instead so I can smack you around when you arrive...

wtf?!

[whispers]

Cause you secretly think it will some how get you in bed with me WTF

........your reading my mind http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif ....................WTF

[whispers]

i wonder how many WTFs are in this thread? wtf

................................4,327 WTFs in this thread............WTF

[Jennifer19]

I have to work 9:00 am to 9:00 pm on monday WTF http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon23.gif

[whispers]

I have to work 9:00 am to 9:00 pm on monday WTF http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/icons/newicons/icon23.gif

Jennifer I like your sig, not as much as the breast pic but.......................WTF

[whispers]

.....................more people should be putting WTF in here...................WTF

[whispers]

....................I think I am the only one who writes WTF anymore..........WTF

[whispers]

......................11:26 subject still only one in WTF thread, no sign of other life forms...........WTF

[whispers]

...........11:36 still no signs of life, have made repeated attempts to make contact....................WTF

[whispers]

....................11:57 running low on food and water, if I can not find life soon I will have begin eating my shoe. Made small hut out sticks i found. Will try to make contact again shortly....................WTF

[Day Dreamer]

Mmm, smells like spam... but, I got a wtf.


I have a neighbor who is really nice, an awesome neighbor, but he only seems to come and go at 3 or 4 in the morning. wtf?

[whispers]

................12:44 I keep hearing a voice sounds like chimpmunk or thing, saying " it smells like spam" very weird ...........WTF

[whispers]

I have a neighbor who is really nice, an awesome neighbor, but he only seems to come and go at 3 or 4 in the morning. wtf?
...............yeh he's a serial killer, its the best time for them to move the bodies. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif WTF

[whispers]

.......................1:13 found chipmunk and ate him, abit chewy. Have made wiget from a bone, will attempt to dig my way out...........wtf

[Day Dreamer]

uh... what exactly are you telling us? Is this a chronicle of your average day?

[lover/young_peace]

Bugs Bunny.... can you say what the fuck?

[DreamWeaver1099]

I'm fucking this checken....you hold the legs WTF

[DreamWeaver1099]

I'm fucking this checken....you hold the legs WTF
I miss spelled chicken............WTF

[whispers]

uh... what exactly are you telling us? Is this a chronicle of your average day?

.......WTF ........................wheres your WTF?

[DreamWeaver1099]

.......WTF ........................wheres your WTF?
I think he was trying to knock this thread OT WTF

[Lucifer Sam]

I think he was trying to knock this thread OT WTF
Your insane signature is gone now... WTF!?!?

[DreamWeaver1099]

Your insane signature is gone now... WTF!?!?

Yea, I had a few complain about the flashing kid and all the movement, if enough people complain about it being gone I will bring it back with some even more retarded shit, I'm gunna share up the images on a page either way so other people can get them.




Wow I was nice for once WTF

[whispers]

Yea, I had a few complain about the flashing kid and all the movement, if enough people complain about it being gone I will bring it back with some even more retarded shit, I'm gunna share up the images on a page either way so other people can get them.

Wow I was nice for once WTF

................You can turn your sig on/off in the "Miscellaneous Options" at will. WTF

[whispers]

Wow I was nice for once WTF

....................yeh you being nice...................WTF?

[Samhain]

....................yeh you being nice...................WTF?


whats with the letters in bold, show off much???

wtf


S

[lover/young_peace]

Everyone in here...


What the fuck?

[kjhippielove88]

i have school tomorrow WTF

[whispers]

Everyone in here...


What the fuck?
.....................watch your language.....................WTF