If there were a god?

[Lodui]

If there were a god, what would it look like naked? dont give me any of that universal consciousness crap.

[crummyrummy]

Ever seen Ron Jeremy? Kinda like him, but with pam andersons boobs.

[Scholar_Warrior]

oh c'mon crummy! everyone knows that god is like Barbie; smooth and hairless. what church do you go to? our church will kick your ass! hehe. :p

[maryjaneguitargurl]

Martha Stewart with a little chicken in her blood.

peace
chickens

[Lodui]

I always kinda imagined one of the power puff girls. Mmm, butercup.....

[crummyrummy]

gOD is hairier then you think.

[Lodui]

So sorta like Madeleine Albright?
(*shudder)

[crummyrummy]

yeah, in fact..........

[Scholar_Warrior]

no. our god is an hairless, plasticene goddess with blonde hair and a corvette. and a beach house in malibu. and a rich boyfriend who is totally supportive and submissive. (gay and in denial)

not!

Clint Eastwood's character in "The Outlaw Josie Wales" is god. 'ya got any tobacca? *spurt*

[crummyrummy]

With No Penis!!!!!!

[Lodui]

I dunno, to me it always seemed like god had some kind of complex about having a really tiny penis.

[alice_d_millionaire]

see below.

[crummyrummy]

He also was way too fond of that pull my finger joke.

[Willy_Wonka_27]

god looks alot like richard simmons

[Silverstar]

This must be God:

http://www.vub.ac.be/nieuws/DHC/foto/dsc039022.jpg

[Meeshka Chaukinov]

it lookzies liek teh cirrhosis.

[Varuna]

Alanis Morissette played God in Dogma

and then appeared naked in her video for Thank You

I'm just saying . . . If God looks like Alanis naked . . . well then . . . Hallelujah, I am on my knees dear lord.

[jerry420]

when someone asks you if your a god, you say YES

[NightOwl1331]

gOD is hairier then you think.
actually I'd have to say...God is Hari-er than you think. ;)

[Nathan11]

I think God has a BIG beard and a pair of testicles underneath them.
They're there to represent...no...they're not meant to represent anything.
Just nuts.

[Technique]

http://www.eskimo.com/~wayneld/pix/jesus-n-med.jpg
im guessing something like this....your son has to look kindof like u....

[malina]

god looks like a big laughing mouth because he must have to laugh a whole damn lot at his chaotic creation. oh yeah..... a big laughing mouth with huge tits .... laughing at the rest of his creation and showing off the best part of it hahahaha

[iscreamchocolate]

http://www.eskimo.com/%7Ewayneld/pix/jesus-n-med.jpg
im guessing something like this....your son has to look kindof like u....
awww the steriotypical god.... ooooo how exciting.... the supernatural being with supernatural powers.... the myth of all centuries to come... a fake just like santa claus and the easter bunny... some mythical creature that you can dump all your shit on and hope he will change everything and make everything all better... hoping that he will one day answer a bunch of prayers... hmmm... what a waste of time

[Lodui]

Plus he was wearing clothes... not that I'm suggesting someone post a naked jesus... It just kinda goes aginst the threads rules.

[MoonjavaSeed]

i wonder what the hipforums god has to say about this.......