Hey you!

[FNA]

I'm bored. Tell me something interesting that i DON'T already know. Please.:)

[maryjaneguitargurl]

i watch mexican soap operas while eating beans.

peace
chickens

[loveflower]

i flip out if no one answers the phone

[majorhemp]

i can run around in small contained circles screaming i'm a little pony!!!

[xZx]

i think my college bus has lots of invisible donkeys in the floor who make it move that weird honking noise u thought was the brakes is really the donkeys

[EddieV1984]

Contrary to popular belief, 2 + 2 actually = 5,6,7,8, etc. This is becuase if you look at a line there are an infinite number of points inbetween those two points that are added up.....or at least, i think thats it.

[Vamp]

My Great Aunt is related to Bill Cosby

[BraveSirRubin]

Bush is the current president of the USA.

[meishka]

i cooked a whole bag of macoroni noodles and tried to eat it all.

[Varuna]

I have a question (I got a million of 'em).


Is all we are just in our heads?

[Dilapidated]

Yahoo Mountain Dew was more syrupy than today's Mountain Dew and featured a redneck on the label. Then Pepsi got ahold of it.

[bjorky]

i was sitting in a train station one day and i couldnt stop coughing, an old man came up and said "would you like a tune?", i said "yes please" AND HE TOOK OUT HARMONICA AND PLAYED ME A TUNE!! :eek:

[Alexandria]

i was sitting in a train station one day and i couldnt stop coughing, an old man came up and said "would you like a tune?", i said "yes please" AND HE TOOK OUT HARMONICA AND PLAYED ME A TUNE!! :eek: hehe....speaking of old men...I have a story.
I was sitting in the hospital waiting room one day when this old guy, about 70 or 80 maybe, was sitting across from me and he kept on staring at me.
I smiled at him and then he said to me "you like to smoke the marijuana?"
I was a little caught off guard, I hesitated to say anything and then he motioned to his lips like he was tokin' a joint and said "hell yeah, I have been smokin' that shit for 50 years! It is the greatest!"
Then I proceeded to have a long conversation with this 80 year old man, as he is clinging to his walker, listening to all his pot stories.
It was funny....little old men are so cute:)

[bjorky]

thats a great old guy story! :)

[Meeshka Chaukinov]

did he look at all like willie nelson?

[Alexandria]

did he look at all like willie nelson?
haha....no. He was fat with a bald round head!......and bright red suspenders!
I will never forget that guy.

[avacado_salesman]

thats because you got him tied up in yer basement.

[mystical_shroom]

haha....no. He was fat with a bald round head!......and bright red suspenders!

was it santa clause

[Alexandria]

was it santa clause
hmmmm....now there's a thought.......:)

[scratcho]

hahahaha-Donkeys in the floor--xZx,you're a good one.hahahahaha.

[TerminalMadness]

1. I get a lot of free stuff from my movie review website including rock Cd's and clothes. I'm an egotistic prick ain't I?

2. By day I'm a simple reporter for a major Ny newspaper, by night I'm, well, batman. It's true!

[physicalxgraffiti]

When there's nothing to do and no one to hang out with, i watch the home shopping network, and because of this i've become addicted so sometimes when i'm on the phone i watch it with the volume down so they dont think i'm weird. :sunglasse

[NightOwl1331]

There are giant grasshoppers eating the lillies in my yard. :$

[mystical_shroom]

i use to be scared of toilets when i was little...

[Varuna]

20 billion years ago, there were an infinite number of "Big Bangs," each of which created a "universe."

Of course, we can't see the other universes yet, their light has not yet had enough time to reach us, since they are all more than 20 billion light years away.

Somewhere out there, someone is pondering the idea of whether or not you and I exist.

[FreakyJoeMan]

I don't have my drivers license yet

[bjorky]

Somewhere out there, someone is pondering the idea of whether or not you and I exist.
AAARGH...that got right inside my mind!:confused: get out...get out..LOL

[Varuna]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Varuna


Somewhere out there, someone is pondering the idea of whether or not you and I exist.

AAARGH...that got right inside my mind!:confused: get out...get out..LOL
Mwaha-ha-ha!!!

[loveflower]

freakyjoe, is that bottle full of koolaid?

[mystical_shroom]

freakyjoe is suckin that bottle like its a nipple...hehehe

[lucyinthesky]

AAARGH...that got right inside my mind!:confused: get out...get out..LOL
lol meeee toooooo that almost drove me crazy!!!!! :eek:


ummm something you dont know ehhhh

When i was 3 i was taking a bath in the sink, and stuck my hand in the toaster and got mildly electrocuted. I still remember what it felt like. Most horriblest weirdest pain ever.

[mystical_shroom]

When i was 3 i was taking a bath in the sink, and stuck my hand in the toaster and got mildly electrocuted. I still remember what it felt like. Most horriblest weirdest pain ever.
lol..
i stuck a key in a plug hole once, my hand hurt like a bitch for days on end..

[peace_sells]

I'm actually Satan's daughter :)

[peace_sells]

oh, and also, I'm a PIRATE!!!! AARRRGGH

[loveflower]

[freakyjoe is suckin that bottle like its a nipple...hehehe]

lol ew

[EddieV1984]

I eat a perkins at least twice a week, and order the same thing each time. And i also take handfulls of matchbooks from the free matchbooks basket

[FreakyJoeMan]

freakyjoe, is that bottle full of koolaid?

Naw, whiskey.

[loveflower]

[Naw, whiskey]

right