Bhaskar
09-29-2005, 04:57 PM
Strolling down the aisles of the cemetery
I stopped to read a gravestone,
marking the final resting place
of someone named Honeysuckle White Lean Turkey (Sept 2005),
who weighed 6 lbs.
Makes sense, he was 99% fat free.
His epitaph read, "Because great taste is everything."
I stopped to read a gravestone,
marking the final resting place
of someone named Honeysuckle White Lean Turkey (Sept 2005),
who weighed 6 lbs.
Makes sense, he was 99% fat free.
His epitaph read, "Because great taste is everything."