amusing place names [Archive]

Claire

06-21-2004, 06:38 PM

Hehehehe

:) Upperthong (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=413170&Y=408585&client=public&scale=25000&place=Upperthong))
5.1 miles

Dick Slack (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=398500&Y=416500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Dick+Slack))
9.0 miles

Penistone (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=423500&Y=403500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Penistone))
10.6 miles

Hole Bottom (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=394335&Y=425105&client=public&scale=25000&place=Hole+Bottom&GridE=394335&GridN=425105))
12.7 miles

Pisser Clough (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=393880&Y=433550&client=public&scale=25000&place=Pisser+Clough))
15.8 miles

Shafton Two Gates (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=438610&Y=410535&client=public&scale=25000&place=Shafton+Two+Gates&GridE=438610&GridN=410535))
16.4 miles

Camp Town (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=430500&Y=439500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Camp+Town))
17.8 miles

Ramsbottom (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=377500&Y=416500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Ramsbottom))
22.0 miles

Shatton Moor (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=418640&Y=381430&client=public&scale=25000&place=Shatton+Moor&GridE=418640&GridN=381430))
22.3 miles

JOsie

06-21-2004, 06:39 PM

i got roughly the same as claire...

Shafton Two Gates (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=438610&Y=410535&client=public&scale=25000&place=Shafton+Two+Gates&GridE=438610&GridN=410535))
9.5 miles

Camp Town (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=430500&Y=439500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Camp+Town))
14.1 miles

Penistone (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=423500&Y=403500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Penistone))
19.0 miles

Fartown (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=414500&Y=418500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Fartown))
20.2 miles

Upperthong (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=413170&Y=408585&client=public&scale=25000&place=Upperthong))
22.7 miles

Beaver Dyke (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=422500&Y=454500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Beaver+Dyke&GridE=422500&GridN=454500))
24.4 miles

Dicken-Dyke (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=421335&Y=458275&client=public&scale=25000&place=Dicken-Dyke))
26.7 miles

Dick Slack (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=398500&Y=416500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Dick+Slack))
30.2 miles

Shatton Moor (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=418640&Y=381430&client=public&scale=25000&place=Shatton+Moor&GridE=418640&GridN=381430))
31.4 miles

Hole Bottom (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=394335&Y=425105&client=public&scale=25000&place=Hole+Bottom&GridE=394335&GridN=425105))
32.5 miles

Power_13

06-21-2004, 06:46 PM

So, does anyone fancy a hipforums trip to those places? :p

EarthWhirler

06-21-2004, 06:54 PM

We could do a hipforum tour of the rude bits!!

Here's mine....interesting how some are similar to previous entries (no pun intended ;) )

Butt Hatch (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=367500&Y=133500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Butt+Hatch))
10.8 miles

Lusty Hill (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=367500&Y=133500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Lusty+Hill))
10.8 miles

Crab Hole (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=338395&Y=154670&client=public&scale=25000&place=Crab+Hole&GridE=338395&GridN=154670))
12.8 miles

Snatch House (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=353230&Y=158705&client=public&scale=25000&place=Snatch+House&GridE=353230&GridN=158705))
12.8 miles

Box Bush Farm (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=340425&Y=162335&client=public&scale=25000&place=Box+Bush+Farm&GridE=340425&GridN=162335))
16.3 miles

Burnt Bottom (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=352715&Y=101070&client=public&scale=25000&place=Burnt+Bottom&GridE=352715&GridN=101070))
23.1 miles

Zig-Zag Hill (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=389250&Y=120750&client=public&scale=25000&place=Zig-Zag+Hill&GridE=389250&GridN=120750))
26.3 miles

Box Tunnel (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=383665&Y=169205&client=public&scale=25000&place=Box+Tunnel&GridE=383665&GridN=169205))
28.1 miles

Lickham Bottom (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=312500&Y=112500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Lickham+Bottom))
28.6 miles

Piddlehinton (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=372270&Y=97320&client=public&scale=25000&place=Piddlehinton))
Zig-zag hill? Am I missing something here?!?

kier

06-21-2004, 07:48 PM

Rear Wood (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=564450&Y=137655&client=public&scale=25000&place=Rear+Wood))
5.6 miles

Thong (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=567262&Y=170575&client=public&scale=25000&place=Thong))
16.4 miles

Pratt's Bottom (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=546630&Y=162395&client=public&scale=25000&place=Pratt%27s+Bottom&GridE=546630&GridN=162395))
18.6 miles

Titsey Park (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=540280&Y=154785&client=public&scale=25000&place=Titsey+Park&GridE=540280&GridN=154785))
19.9 miles

Lower Dicker (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=555832&Y=110355&client=public&scale=25000&place=Lower+Dicker))
23.0 miles

Upper Dicker (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=555832&Y=110355&client=public&scale=25000&place=Upper+Dicker))
23.0 miles

Pett Bottom (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=611500&Y=143500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Pett+Bottom))
25.5 miles

Crapham Down (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=557500&Y=97500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Crapham+Down&GridE=557500&GridN=97500))
30.2 miles

Loose Bottom (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=536415&Y=108060&client=public&scale=25000&place=Loose+Bottom&GridE=536415&GridN=108060))
30.9 miles

Hooker's Farm (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=525335&Y=120280&client=public&scale=25000&place=Hooker%27s+Farm))
31.8 miles

i win, enough said ;)!!!

Spyder

06-21-2004, 09:10 PM

The three cocks and lord herefords knob

Dandelion_Blood

06-21-2004, 09:21 PM

Cock Pond (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=529230&Y=175336&client=public&scale=10000&place=Cock+Pond))
12.5 miles

Mincing Lane (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=533220&Y=180850&client=public&scale=5000&place=Mincing+Lane&GridE=533220&GridN=180850))
16.6 miles

Titsey Park (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=540280&Y=154785&client=public&scale=25000&place=Titsey+Park&GridE=540280&GridN=154785))
18.1 miles

Knob Hill (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=515540&Y=133880&client=public&scale=25000&place=Knob+Hill&GridE=515540&GridN=133880))
18.8 miles

Pratt's Bottom (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=546630&Y=162395&client=public&scale=25000&place=Pratt%27s+Bottom&GridE=546630&GridN=162395))
21.2 miles

Balls Cross (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=498835&Y=126280&client=public&scale=25000&place=Balls+Cross&GridE=498835&GridN=126280))
24.9 miles

Tyttenhanger (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=518500&Y=205500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Tyttenhanger&GridE=518500&GridN=205500))
26.1 miles

Herbert's Hole (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=493500&Y=202500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Herbert%27s+Hole))
26.7 miles

Hooker's Farm (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=525335&Y=120280&client=public&scale=25000&place=Hooker%27s+Farm))
28.2 miles

Titty Hill (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=485500&Y=125500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Titty+Hill&GridE=485500&GridN=125500))
29.2 miles

JOsie

06-21-2004, 09:26 PM

i wonder...if we visited these places in a certain order we could...plotting it on a map as we go...maybe it would draw out some hilarious shape to go with the names...

it'd probably just be porn tho...

Mercy

06-21-2004, 09:44 PM

Dicken-Dyke (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=421335&Y=458275&client=public&scale=25000&place=Dicken-Dyke))
10.1 miles

Beaver Dyke (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=422500&Y=454500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Beaver+Dyke&GridE=422500&GridN=454500))
11.9 miles

Cock Bush Hall Farm (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=443940&Y=499765&client=public&scale=25000&place=Cock+Bush+Hall+Farm&GridE=443940&GridN=499765))
19.3 miles

Camp Town (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=430500&Y=439500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Camp+Town))
20.2 miles

Cum Hag Wood (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=469500&Y=471500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Cum+Hag+Wood))
24.4 miles

Crackpot (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=396760&Y=496650&client=public&scale=25000&place=Crackpot&GridE=396760&GridN=496650))
25.8 miles

Bitchagreen (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=467500&Y=496500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Bitchagreen&GridE=467500&GridN=496500))
27.7 miles

Fanny Barks (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=420500&Y=517500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Fanny+Barks&GridE=420500&GridN=517500))
28.9 miles

Cock Heads (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=471500&Y=500500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Cock+Heads))
31.2 miles

Pisser Clough (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=393880&Y=433550&client=public&scale=25000&place=Pisser+Clough))
32.9 miles

I believe I win, actually.

Plus, when i first met Josie and Power_13 we found a street called something like Butt Lane or something, which made Power laugh a ridiculous amount I seem to recall.

I'm definitely up for a forums trip to some of these places :D

JOsie

06-21-2004, 10:02 PM

i think it was me actually...

we walked past it about 5 times and i laughed every time...

hehehehe...butt lane...i want to go find that again...i bet i can't...

Power_13

06-21-2004, 10:43 PM

It was Butts Court, I think...and I can remember almost exactly where it was :D

Mercy

06-21-2004, 10:56 PM

you both had to spoil my story didn't you by pointing out how terrible my memory is! hmph :p

Yes, i think it is Butts Court, and as for finding, I know exactly where it is, I found it again the other night when I was out in leeds, made me crack up (heh heh no pun intended).

If I remember correctly, we passed it 5 times because some people were incapable of finding a bank :p which lead to us walking around in circles for hours!

Power_13

06-21-2004, 11:24 PM

I told you both a million times, it's up here and to the left! :p

Who'd have thought that, if we'd left the bus station through the other exit, we'd have found a bank in about two minutes :p

Xiola

06-21-2004, 11:37 PM

Clitheroe (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=375500&Y=441500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Clitheroe))
14.9 miles

Big End (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=380500&Y=441500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Big+End))
17.9 miles

Buttock (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=380840&Y=440180&client=public&scale=25000&place=Buttock&GridE=380840&GridN=440180))
18.0 miles

Ramsbottom (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=377500&Y=416500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Ramsbottom))
19.4 miles

Cocklick End (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=373765&Y=458440&client=public&scale=25000&place=Cocklick+End&GridE=373765&GridN=458440))
19.7 miles

Nob End (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=374840&Y=406350&client=public&scale=25000&place=Nob+End&GridE=374840&GridN=406350))
22.7 miles

Pisser Clough (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=393880&Y=433550&client=public&scale=25000&place=Pisser+Clough))
25.8 miles

Hole Bottom (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=394335&Y=425105&client=public&scale=25000&place=Hole+Bottom&GridE=394335&GridN=425105))
26.8 miles

Gaping Gill (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=375500&Y=472500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Gaping+Gill))
27.3 miles

Menlove Gardens (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=339925&Y=388345&client=public&scale=10000&place=Menlove+Gardens&GridE=339925&GridN=388345))
30.1 miles

Hmmm, I lose it seems:p

showmet

06-21-2004, 11:48 PM

Zig-zag hill? Am I missing something here?!? I was at school with a couple of exiled Kuwaiti lads in 1990-91. They burst out laughing when I used the phrase "zig-zag" once, apparently it's Kuwaiti slang for "penis". Uh, don't know if that helps at all!

Fleassy

06-22-2004, 01:26 PM

Cock Pond (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=529230&Y=175336&client=public&scale=10000&place=Cock+Pond))
16.3 miles

Mincing Lane (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=533220&Y=180850&client=public&scale=5000&place=Mincing+Lane&GridE=533220&GridN=180850))
19.7 miles

Herbert's Hole (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=493500&Y=202500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Herbert%27s+Hole))
21.6 miles

Pishill (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=472500&Y=189500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Pishill&GridE=472500&GridN=189500))
23.0 miles

Knob Hill (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=515540&Y=133880&client=public&scale=25000&place=Knob+Hill&GridE=515540&GridN=133880))
23.2 miles

Tyttenhanger (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=518500&Y=205500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Tyttenhanger&GridE=518500&GridN=205500))
24.3 miles

Titsey Park (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=540280&Y=154785&client=public&scale=25000&place=Titsey+Park&GridE=540280&GridN=154785))
24.5 miles

Balls Cross (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=498835&Y=126280&client=public&scale=25000&place=Balls+Cross&GridE=498835&GridN=126280))
26.9 miles

Pratt's Bottom (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=546630&Y=162395&client=public&scale=25000&place=Pratt%27s+Bottom&GridE=546630&GridN=162395))
27.1 miles

Titty Hill (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=485500&Y=125500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Titty+Hill&GridE=485500&GridN=125500))
29.5 miles

hehehehe theres allso good old Cockfosters and Bellsize park on the northern line in lodnond :p And Devils Dyke near brighton :p

PeopleAreStrange

06-28-2004, 02:28 PM

haha this is perfect..me and my friend jay sit around and come up with words like that...

I dont know if anyone likes/knows Chris Morris but he does stuff like that with words....

what we do is put 2 words together to make a funny word like "piss-crisps" or we say something like "Mr Fletchers spicy arse-seeds"

anyways....this IS a randomness forum so excuse my shitty taste in humour:P

Polka Dots and Strip

06-28-2004, 04:02 PM

Ive been to loads of these places before an i never noticed how foul my local area is :D

Cock Clarks
3.3 miles

Gay Bowers
4.4 miles

Dancing Dicks
5.3 miles

Fingringhoe 13.7 miles

Fishpits
16.4 miles

Thong 25.3 miles

Minges
26.6 miles

Bummers Hill
31.3 miles

Cocks Green 32.0 miles

Nasty
32.8 miles

katherine

06-30-2004, 12:59 AM

Butthole lane was the only one I knew of, as it was the lane I used to go down if I was cycling to and from College, made me laugh when I first looked at a map and saw what it was called :)

Butthole Lane (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=448335&Y=320073&client=public&scale=10000&place=Butthole+Lane&GridE=448335&GridN=320073))
2.0 miles

Cottagers (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=452450&Y=330460&client=public&scale=25000&place=Cottagers&GridE=452450&GridN=330460))
5.9 miles

Willey (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=449275&Y=284570&client=public&scale=25000&place=Willey&GridE=449275&GridN=284570))
22.7 miles

Foul End (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=424360&Y=294725&client=public&scale=25000&place=Foul+End&GridE=424360&GridN=294725))
23.5 miles

Hole in the Wall (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=421830&Y=345740&client=public&scale=25000&place=Hole+in+the+Wall&GridE=421830&GridN=345740))
24.0 miles

Jughole wood (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=428320&Y=359655&client=public&scale=25000&place=Jughole+wood&GridE=428320&GridN=359655))
28.0 miles

Dirty Gutter (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=403435&Y=352825&client=public&scale=25000&place=Dirty+Gutter&GridE=403435&GridN=352825))
35.8 miles

Butt Mound (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=505420&Y=343295&client=public&scale=25000&place=Butt+Mound&GridE=505420&GridN=343295))
36.3 miles

Bishops Itchington (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=439570&Y=257535&client=public&scale=25000&place=Bishops+Itchington))
40.1 miles

Titty Ho (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=499270&Y=272272&client=public&scale=10000&place=Titty+Ho&GridE=499270&GridN=272272))
42.4 miles

showmet

06-30-2004, 03:31 AM

"dirty gutter" is the one that had me sniggering the most of all of them so far ...

Paul

06-30-2004, 04:08 AM

Mincing Lane (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=533220&Y=180850&client=public&scale=5000&place=Mincing+Lane&GridE=533220&GridN=180850))
2.9 miles

Cock Pond (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=529230&Y=175336&client=public&scale=10000&place=Cock+Pond))
6.4 miles

Pratt's Bottom (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=546630&Y=162395&client=public&scale=25000&place=Pratt%27s+Bottom&GridE=546630&GridN=162395))
12.8 miles

Titsey Park (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=540280&Y=154785&client=public&scale=25000&place=Titsey+Park&GridE=540280&GridN=154785))
16.4 miles

Tyttenhanger (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=518500&Y=205500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Tyttenhanger&GridE=518500&GridN=205500))
19.4 miles

Thong (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=567262&Y=170575&client=public&scale=25000&place=Thong))
19.4 miles

Minges (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=543500&Y=216500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Minges)) <--- I want to go here and get a picture of me next to the sign
22.3 miles

Claggy Cott (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=516630&Y=218750&client=public&scale=25000&place=Claggy+Cott&GridE=516630&GridN=218750))
26.9 miles

Nasty (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=535500&Y=224500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Nasty)) <--- I want to go here too
27.0 miles

Gay Bowers (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=579000&Y=204000&client=public&scale=25000&place=Gay+Bowers))
29.3 miles

Beautiful_Day

06-30-2004, 03:08 PM

Mr Rich wins... :p

Bell End (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=394200&Y=277380&client=public&scale=25000&place=Bell+End&GridE=394200&GridN=277380))
25.5 miles

butterfly

07-01-2004, 09:00 PM

Menlove Gardens (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=339925&Y=388345&client=public&scale=10000&place=Menlove+Gardens&GridE=339925&GridN=388345))
11.9 miles

Bottom Flash (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=365500&Y=365500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Bottom+Flash))
15.6 miles

Shavington Ho (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=370635&Y=352535&client=public&scale=25000&place=Shavington+Ho))
21.3 miles

Smallwood (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=380135&Y=360195&client=public&scale=25000&place=Smallwood&GridE=380135&GridN=360195))
25.1 miles

Butty Moss (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=387335&Y=368840&client=public&scale=25000&place=Butty+Moss&GridE=387335&GridN=368840))
29.0 miles

Nob End (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=374840&Y=406350&client=public&scale=25000&place=Nob+End&GridE=374840&GridN=406350))
31.4 miles

Ramsbottom (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=377500&Y=416500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Ramsbottom))
37.2 miles

Dirty Gutter (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=403435&Y=352825&client=public&scale=25000&place=Dirty+Gutter&GridE=403435&GridN=352825))
40.3 miles

The Bog (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=335585&Y=297500&client=public&scale=25000&place=The+Bog&GridE=335585&GridN=297500))
44.7 miles

Dick Slack (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=398500&Y=416500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Dick+Slack))
46.4 miles

heh heh heh heh heh