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Edward G.
09-04-2005, 10:16 AM
Johanna has joined the conference.

manish_rathore60 has joined the conference.

Ed: heyhey manish
Johanna: Hello manish
manish_rathore60: ya
Johanna: I'm ed's mother
manish_rathore60: hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Ed: ya, this is my mommy
Johanna: I hear you wanna marry my daughter?
manish_rathore60: hi
manish_rathore60: ya
Johanna: Why?
manish_rathore60: hello mam
Ed: manish, mummy's asking why you wanna marry me
manish_rathore60: coz i love her on my first meet
Johanna: Yeah manish, what are your intentions? How do you plan on making her happy?
Ed: yeah
Johanna: Isn't that when she told you to fuck off?
Johanna: You like that kind of stuff, huh?
Ed: he likes it kinky
manish_rathore60: mumma she make me full
manish_rathore60: so iam annoy
Johanna: How? She doesn't even cook
Ed: i'm a terrible cook
Ed: i can't even boil water
Johanna: Like mother like daughter
manish_rathore60 has left the conference.

ahahha :D

Ed: how do you like mummy manish?
Ed: she says she won't let me marry you if you don't talk to her
manish_rathore60: hey
manish_rathore60: pls i tell u open yr cam
manish_rathore60: 1st
Ed: i don't have one
manish_rathore60: than i beleive on u
Ed: mummy won't even let me unless you IM her!
manish_rathore60: so
Ed: IM her
manish_rathore60: hey say yr mumma
Ed: kozmicblue1984


...

Ed: mummy's here
Johanna: Welcome back manish
manish_rathore60: ok
Johanna: You do want to talk with your future mother-in-law, don't you?
manish_rathore60: u speak pls
manish_rathore60: i waana
Johanna: SO manish... You didn't answer my question yet. How do you plan on making my daughter happy?
Johanna: What do you think about poop?
Ed: yeah, we have a big thing about poop, us finns
manish_rathore60: hey
manish_rathore60: u pls beleive on me
Ed: how are we supposed to know manish?
Johanna: You have to prove us that your intentions are right manish.
Johanna: Are you a wholesome young man manish?
Ed: yeah....you could be a creepy lonely loser and all.
Johanna: Manish, you're not being very co-operative.
Ed: MANISH
manish_rathore60: hey pls only cam 2 cam
Ed: get yer ass in here NOW
Ed: ....
Johanna: Manish, how many kids do you want?
manish_rathore60: mumma pls try 2n understand
Ed: yeah....i have a small cooch, i don't want kids
Johanna: What am I supposed to understand manish?
Johanna: I sure hope you're better at kissing than at talking manish
manish_rathore60: ok
Ed:
Johanna: Answer my questions manish
Ed: well manish, have you ever kissed a girl?
manish_rathore60: ask
Ed: or a boy?
Johanna: How many kids do you want?
Johanna: How do you feel about poop?
manish_rathore60: 2
Ed: i want 0
Johanna: Wrong answer manish
Johanna: I can't let her marry you now
manish_rathore60: poop?

(HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA)

manish_rathore60: ok
manish_rathore60: bye
Johanna: You could marry me instead
Ed: yeah, marry mummy manish
Ed: then we can be brother and sister
Johanna: You could be ed's new dad
manish_rathore60: iam sorry 2 say that iam not yr type
Johanna: Why not?
Ed: oh wait...oops
Johanna: We need to talk about biology some more eddie
Johanna: You're breaking my heart manish
Ed: sorry mummy
Johanna: I forgive you my child
Johanna: Don't you understand the meaning of poop?
Johanna: Manish?
Johanna: I'm disappointed in you manish
Ed: me too
Ed: how can you not understand the glory, the intensity, the scent of poop?!
Johanna: I can't let you marry him, ed. He's not good enough for you.
manish_rathore60: how would i know
manish_rathore60: its up 2 u
Ed: you do it everyday manish
manish_rathore60: mumma
Ed: how would you not know about it?
manish_rathore60: ya
Ed: POOP manish, POOP!
manish_rathore60: pls help me 2 knowing them
Johanna: Well poop is what comes out of your arse
Ed: it's brown usually...
Johanna: The smelly brown substance
Ed: it goes in the toilet
manish_rathore60: bye
Ed: noooo
manish_rathore60: its allover
Ed: you don't love poop?
Ed: why?!
Johanna: Don't leave us manish
Johanna: What's wrong with you?
manish_rathore60: why i dont
Ed: how can you break our hearts and poop?
Johanna:
manish_rathore60: ican t
Johanna: I'm sad now
manish_rathore60: bye
Johanna: You've made mumma cry
manish_rathore60 has left the conference.

ahahahaha :D oh jesus pome eating christ...hahahaa...this was sooooo funny...

KozmicBlue
09-04-2005, 10:23 AM
I've never in my life felt as rejected as I do now. :(

:D :D :D

Edward G.
09-04-2005, 10:25 AM
Ed: hey manish...do you like my mum?
Ed: i kinda got the impression you didn't
manish_rathore60: its yr fault
manish_rathore60: why u ask that q
Ed: what?
manish_rathore60: i dont like yr mother question
Ed: why?
manish_rathore60: dosent matter
Ed: do you not like poop manish?
manish_rathore60: bye



HHAHAA :D

Edward G.
09-04-2005, 10:35 AM
manish_rathore60: bye
Ed: what?!
manish_rathore60: bye nahi samajti
Ed: what's nahi samajti?
manish_rathore60: mai janta hu tum hindustani ho
Ed: what?!
Ed: i ain't no hindu ho biatch!
Ed: what's that mean?!
manish_rathore60: kuch nahi
Ed: WHAT?! COOCH?!
manish_rathore60: pata nahi
Ed: what's that mean manish
manish_rathore60: tum sab samajti ho
Ed: you better quit givin me that voodoo shit
Ed: translate at once.
manish_rathore60: hey cam 2 cam only
Ed: not until you translate all that bullshit
manish_rathore60: pls othrwise dont rite
Ed: i will. tell me what you said manish.
manish_rathore60: if u love me or respect me
Ed: if you love or respect me tell me what all that shit meant manish
manish_rathore60: n ill tell u iam ritr nothing wrong
manish_rathore60: its hindi
Ed: what's it mean dumbass?
manish_rathore60: this is not bullshit
Ed: (insert laughing face here...cause that was fuckin hilarious..)
Ed: what's it mean?



haha as of now he's stopped talking :D

KozmicBlue
09-04-2005, 10:36 AM
Haha, you're a hindu ho. :D

Edward G.
09-04-2005, 10:39 AM
manish_rathore60: wat
Ed: all that hindi BS you were spouting
Ed: what does it mean
Ed: manish_rathore60: bye nahi samajti
Ed: manish_rathore60: mai janta hu tum hindustani ho
Ed: manish_rathore60: kuch nahi
Ed: manish_rathore60: pata nahi
Ed: manish_rathore60: tum sab samajti ho
Ed: THAT
manish_rathore60: its mean u know every thing
Ed: in a goode way?
Ed: how do i know everything?
manish_rathore60: ya
Ed: hindustani ho? wtf?

Edward G.
09-04-2005, 10:42 AM
ahah wtf? hindu ho :D lmfao


manish_rathore60: \it mean u r an indian
Ed: i'm not a goddamn indian, i'm WHITE
Ed: WHITE DAMMIT WHITE
Ed: like bread!! and plastic bags! and clouds!
manish_rathore60: hey
manish_rathore60: dont told me dammit again
manish_rathore60: ok
Ed: are you telling me what to do bitch?


ahahaha :D

gulfwinds
09-04-2005, 11:05 AM
Ed: how can you not understand the glory, the intensity, the scent of poop?!
Johanna: I can't let you marry him, ed. He's not good enough for you.
manish_rathore60: how would i know

this is the highlight i swear :D :D :D

soulrebel51
09-04-2005, 11:22 AM
who's that mannish person? :confused:

KozmicBlue
09-04-2005, 11:28 AM
who's that mannish person? :confused:
Some Indian guy who wants to marry Ed. :rolleyes:

soulrebel51
09-04-2005, 11:34 AM
Some Indian guy who wants to marry Ed. :rolleyes: how'd they meet :D

KozmicBlue
09-04-2005, 11:44 AM
how'd they meet
He started harrassing her on yahoo. I think. :confused: And then Eddie went to see him in India. :D Except not really and he got upset. Poor Manish. :( :D

below utopia
09-04-2005, 04:08 PM
ahhahha :D indian guys have IMed me on yahoo before asking me to be their bride.

apparently i look indian in my picture. :rolleyes:

some guy asked me to shit in his mouth before :eek:


:H

hippieseba
09-04-2005, 08:46 PM
hahaha ed that stuff is hilarious :D
maybe that's why he won't talk to me anymore... :(
that hindu ho!

Jonny Rotten
09-04-2005, 08:47 PM
hahaha ed that stuff is hilarious :D
maybe that's why he won't talk to me anymore... :(
that hindu ho! Gay boy!!!!!:D

Edward G.
09-04-2005, 10:27 PM
he's not gay :( i don't think. :D fuck off jonny...:rolleyes:


Johanna: Wrong answer manish
Johanna: I can't let her marry you now
manish_rathore60: poop?

AHAHHAH i love this part :D

fruit bat
09-05-2005, 01:26 AM
HAHAHA ED :D

That's the best one yet. :D