Wasted Lives

[HappyHippySoldierBoy]

I ain't happy. In fact, I'm suffering from major depression. Any suggestions?

[flor pequena]

Start by telling us what the problem is?

[matthew]

Stop looking at your naval and look out your window, it is a lovely day for a walk in the park.. fresh air sun on your cheeks and enjoying being part of the world.
You could always then stop off at the off licence get 3 bottles of whisky and drink your problems away, thats what i do *hick*.

[Oz!]

Best advice? turn off the computer and go get some fresh air

[flor pequena]

Phone the Samaritans

[PIXIEFIED]

id suggest having a severe head fuck for about 6 yrs untill u finally sort it out. thats what i did. dont really know another way, unless u want orrible pills. but that dont solve nuffin.

[HorseBadorties]

Man, depression is a downer. When Horse Badorties gets depressed he starts imagining everyone in their Fruit of the Looms, man. Before you know it, you're laughing your arse off and your depression is long gone, man.


If that doesn't work, man, then rent yourself one of them helium tanks. Take a hit and then call everyone you know in your new cartoon character voice. You'll have your family and friends thinking about you for hours, man.

If that doesn't work man, then put on "Ramble on Rose" by the Grateful Dead, man. Sing it out loud, man. Let your voice boom to every word. Do it a few times, and you'll be sure to be a happy hippy again.

If that doesn't work man, you're hopeless. Come on over with a bottle of Tuaca and Horse Badorties will bake up some brownies, man. It may not cure you're depression, but at least I'll be drunk.

[PIXIEFIED]

they sell tuaca in denver??? i thought u only get that stuff in brighton uk, thats where its made.

[HorseBadorties]

they sell tuaca in denver??? i thought u only get that stuff in brighton uk, thats where its made.
You drink too much Tuaca, you hafta walka homa, man.

Yes, they do....want some?

[PIXIEFIED]

i got some, yum yum

[pabsy]

erm...where did he go?....maby he took Mathew and OZ's advice...... or........????

[HappyHippySoldierBoy]

I'm still here. fruit of the looms helped a bit. It's starting to lift, but you know how depression is. You kinda try to hold onto it in a stupid way.

[pabsy]

phew...glad to see your still with us and feeling happier.... lol...you had me worried for a sec!

[pabsy]

but joking aside its sometimes hard to pick yourself up when something has bought you down..... i dont suffer from bouts of depression but i can still have bad days and not understand why... so you ok now?

[jonny2mad]

listern to blues music
life can be at time total shit and then it can get worse

Born under a bad sign
I been down since I begin to crawl
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I wouldn't have no luck at all

Hard luck and trouble is my only friend
I been on my own ever since I was ten
Born under a bad sign
I been down since I begin to crawl
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I wouldn't have no luck at all

I can't read, haven't learned how to write
My whole life has been one big fight
Born under a bad sign
I been down since I begin to crawl
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I wouldn't have no luck at all

I ain't lyin'
If it wasn't for bad luck
I wouldn't have no kind-a luck
If it wasn't for real bad luck,
I wouldn't have no luck at all

Wine and women is all I crave
A big legged woman is
gonna carry me to my grave
Born under a bad sign
I been down since I begin to crawl
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I wouldn't have no luck at all

Yeah, my bad luck boy
Been havin' bad luck all of my days, yes

there is a good version of that song sung by homer j simpson

[Claire]

listern to blues music
life can be at time total shit and then it can get worse

Born under a bad sign
I been down since I begin to crawl
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I wouldn't have no luck at all

Hard luck and trouble is my only friend
I been on my own ever since I was ten
Born under a bad sign
I been down since I begin to crawl
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I wouldn't have no luck at all

I can't read, haven't learned how to write
My whole life has been one big fight
Born under a bad sign
I been down since I begin to crawl
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I wouldn't have no luck at all

I ain't lyin'
If it wasn't for bad luck
I wouldn't have no kind-a luck
If it wasn't for real bad luck,
I wouldn't have no luck at all

Wine and women is all I crave
A big legged woman is
gonna carry me to my grave
Born under a bad sign
I been down since I begin to crawl
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I wouldn't have no luck at all

Yeah, my bad luck boy
Been havin' bad luck all of my days, yes

there is a good version of that song sung by homer j simpson
ooo-Cream:D

[Power_13]

ooo-Cream:D
Albert King :p

[blindhobosam]

Stop looking at your naval and look out your window, it is a lovely day for a walk in the park.. fresh air sun on your cheeks and enjoying being part of the world.
You could always then stop off at the off licence get 3 bottles of whisky and drink your problems away, thats what i do *hick*.
i dont know what a navel is but damn that's good advice.

[Claire]

Albert King :p
and-Cream;)

[jonny2mad]

homer j simpsons version has more feeling than the cream version ,and I played it over and over just after fracturing my neck and being chased by a hateful government .....

it worked well kinda

[TheFly]

Try alcohol... lots of it... more than is healthy for you... actually, go to ridiculous extremes... its a temporary solution but it always works for me...


Fly...

[HappyHippySoldierBoy]

Hehe. Thanks all. Feeling much better now. Can feel it at the edges of my conscience, but, am holding it at bay for now. It's just been another one of those lonely, introspective weekends. Which I seem to be having far too many of lately. In fact, I'm having one of those lonely introspective years actually. Gotta get outta the house, but everybody is at Reading or Leeds bloody festival.
Ah well. If I feel like this again tomorrow, I will be taking Fly's advice, and then showing my bare arse to strangers, and vomiting pink stuff into the corner of my room. :p

[Micha]

Albert King :p
Listen to Hendrix's version.

It is my fave.

No words though.

[VillageSam]

Glad you are feeling better happyhippysoldierboy.....depresssion is a tough thing to go through, just always remember that it will pass and so many other people have the same feelings, so you are not alone. Take care and cheerio!!!!

Love and peace to you!!!

[boothy]

sorry to hear you're down lately, everyone is at leeds/reading here too... getting drunk with anyone still around is a good temporary solution :D

[Random Andy]

homer j simpsons version has more feeling than the cream version As in 'the Simpsons sing the Blues'? Lol, one night my girlfriend played me that album... aaand now me girl's me wife, ohhh supercalifragilisticexpealadoshus.

I must point out the two events are not related in any way.

[matthew]

i dont know what a navel is but damn that's good advice.navel[belly button]-gazing

noun {U} HUMOROUS DISAPPROVING




spending too much time considering your own thoughts, feelings or problems