it sure would be nice to be a plastic sailor

[soulrebel51]

i just wrote this, apparently.


I'd like to sail on a plastic boat
filled with many little plastic men
We could all sing songs of sea
and be little plastic friends

Even if it wasn't really real
it would never have to end
Cos once we reach the front of my door
we'd all be real again

hurray!

[tommyboy487]

lol (Y) cheers to that..

...but ill keep my skin thanks...

[soulrebel51]

thanks :D

[tommyboy487]

whenever i try to write a happy poem like that one it always turns out kindof glum...:confused:

[soulrebel51]

i just try to not write poems or songs that have been written a thousand times before.

[nitemarehippygirl]

...but ill keep my skin thanks...lol
with plastic oars and plastic caps
we'd float on the plastic sea
o in the land of chemical fishes
what is skin to me!

a'hoy!

that could go on and on soulrebel.... funny

[soulrebel51]

hurray and yay!!! :D

[tommyboy487]

[QUOTE=soulrebel51
Cos once we reach the front of my door
we'd all be real again

hurray![/QUOTE]
being able to turn yourself into a plastic man would have to be the crappiest super power ever:)

PlasticMan and his sidekick CardboardBoy dundundunda

[soulrebel51]

PlasticMan and his sidekick CardboardBoy dundundundaif it rained, he'd be sidekickless... :(

[tommyboy487]

thats optimism.... imagine if they had to rescue someone out of a burning house...:|

[soulrebel51]

that'd suck for the rescuee if he were in plasticman's arms when he started to melt...

[tommyboy487]

lol
youd have to feel worse for plasticman....poor guy was only trying to save someones life when his arms started to fuse to their body...

[nitemarehippygirl]

plasticman and cardboardman.....

together forever.

now THAT would make a good poem. isn't romance beautiful?

[tommyboy487]

no... not really...

either way ive never been able to write about it...
... i wrote a poem for a girl.. once... that went over pretty well i guess

[soulrebel51]

once upon a time
there was a plastic boy
he liked to play with cardboard
and make little cardboard toys

then one day
the cardboard was struck by lightning
"oh no whats going to happen?!!?!"
it was very frightning

the cardboard sprouted an arm
then another popped out
the cardboard grew a head
and let out a gangly shout

after he was done screaming
he introduced himself
"hello, i'm cardboard boy
and i'm here to help you out"

from that day on
they were the greatest heroes in the world
the only things they couldnt get
were a couple of faithful girls




what in the hell :D

[soulrebel51]

dammit dammit i completely forgot about the plastic damn :( :(

[nitemarehippygirl]

hahahaha.... enter: barbie.

"i'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world... life is plastic, it's fantastic!"

[soulrebel51]

oh wait, i did mention he was plastic, haha :D

[tommyboy487]

hahahaha i love it:D:D

but you DO realize that that poem will make absolutely no sense to anyone who hasnt read the rest of this thread...lol

[TrippinBTM]

this thread is a trip, haha.

[Major Peacenik]

mmmm maybe you should shorten the title to "plastic sailor." that image is very powerful.

[soulrebel51]

i really dont care for the titles of any of my things. "plastic sailor" sounds so expected & jack johnson-ish..

i'll probably call this one "human skin blues" or something. :sunglasse

[WrathOfTheGuitar]

i just wrote this, apparently.
i just threw up, apparently.

[tommyboy487]

i just threw up, apparently.Nobody likes you, apparently

[Major Peacenik]

i just threw up, apparently.

is your name nate?

[tommyboy487]

lol... its thomas... hence the tommyboy:P
why?

[soulrebel51]

i just threw up, apparently.lmao, this coming from the guy who posted that horrid wav. of himself. :D i was feeling embarrassed just from listening to it.

playing for years, eh? :rolleyes:

[nitemarehippygirl]

lmao, this coming from the guy who posted that horrid wav. of himself. :D i was feeling embarrassed just from listening to it.

playing for years, eh? :rolleyes:LOL........ yeah that recording was, well, indescribable. "CARNIDGE IS A MASTERPEICE DUUUDE!" ......hahahahahaha:D

shit, this thread just keeps getting better.

[tommyboy487]

lol... yea maybe give the guy a break...:&
talk about pokin the weak spot lol

[tommyboy487]

lol... its thomas... hence the tommyboy:P
why?
...i must be high...