My Uncle Is Soo Paranoid!!!

[PsyChOStaLk3r]

my uncle has been livin with this chick for like years now they're engaged and shes having a baby, well i have herd from my grandmother that my uncle is parniod from all the weed he smoked in his younger years but i never realized just how paranoid he really was untill i heard this....

my uncle was sleeping on the couch in the living room one night, keep in mind the couch is in a room right next to the room his g/f was sleeping in, well he heard the door shut in his dream and he woke up, he looked in his g/f's room and saw that she was wide awake with the ramote in her hands flipping thru the channles, he litterally thought that a guy walked in the front door went to her room and was hiding under the bed, when he oculdn't find the other man in the room and thought the man had acctualy just walked out of th ehouse and ran away, a half hour later he saw a car drive by and he flipped out and atonmatically thought it was the man that his g/f was supposubly sleeping with!!

[_DeLiA_]

you are an idiot.

[meishka]

your uncle has issues. therapy. drag him there. even if he wants to go, drag him. just for the look of a crazy person.

[PsyChOStaLk3r]

you are an idiot.

why me what did i do

[NatureFreak412]

one time,
my step brother allen got so high on speed

he thought someone was trying to break into the house, or someone was on the roof

so he goes out on the roof with a gun and a cell phone
and he calls the cops and tells them that there is someone with a gun on his roof

another time he thought his car was a different car and drove it off the boat launch

another time he thought there was tiny microphones in the money that this guy gave him, so he chewed up two hundred dollar bills

i needed a good laugh lmao

[bjorky]

wow...i thought i was bad with my classic..."Is that the phone ringing??Is it??"

[toke1234]

haha....

[Beckner420]

he thought someone was trying to break into the house, or someone was on the roof

so he goes out on the roof with a gun and a cell phone
and he calls the cops and tells them that there is someone with a gun on his roof

haha ^

[Two Strange Eyes]

my uncle has been livin with this chick for like years now they're engaged and shes having a baby, well i have herd from my grandmother that my uncle is parniod from all the weed he smoked in his younger years but i never realized just how paranoid he really was untill i heard this....

my uncle was sleeping on the couch in the living room one night, keep in mind the couch is in a room right next to the room his g/f was sleeping in, well he heard the door shut in his dream and he woke up, he looked in his g/f's room and saw that she was wide awake with the ramote in her hands flipping thru the channles, he litterally thought that a guy walked in the front door went to her room and was hiding under the bed, when he oculdn't find the other man in the room and thought the man had acctualy just walked out of th ehouse and ran away, a half hour later he saw a car drive by and he flipped out and atonmatically thought it was the man that his g/f was supposubly sleeping with!!hahaha, That rocks.