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EarthWhirler
06-17-2004, 11:10 PM
Is this a new phenomenon? Yesterday I used 5 cloves of garlic with dinner, so I take my big sabatier and smash down on the garlic and it just bounces! So I hit it a few more times and it just bounces back at me. Then, when I take off the skin too chop it, there's no crushage whatsoever, it was as if it had just sprung out of the ground! Is this a conspiracy? Do you know something I don't? Are there garlic bulbs all over the world preparing to take over? It's madness I tell you!!!!!! :eek:

kier
06-18-2004, 01:19 PM
madness? madness, i call it gladness :p

you need to soothe them first, talk to them gently, explaining your about to crush them, chop them, and cook them up to add some yummyness to your dinny dins :D

DoktorAtomik
06-20-2004, 10:20 PM
It's a GM food. They crossed garlic with rubber.

Claire
06-21-2004, 12:13 AM
Gm Miss whirler:eek: go organic!