FUN cults

[BlueBong83]

Anybody got a good cult going?
One that involves smoking chronic and screwing chicks?
Cmon I could be a really good enforcer...;)

[prism]

The Manson family...













Oh... nevermind. :rolleyes:

[gnrm23]

well there's always:
www.subgenius.com

praise bob!

[cerridwen]

... I'd love to find a fun one to float around in for a while... have some old guy tell me what to do, I'd never have to make my own decisions.... live on a farm and give up all my earthly possesions so I can eat gruel 3x a day.... good times.

[outtahere]

... I'd love to find a fun one to float around in for a while... have some old guy tell me what to do, I'd never have to make my own decisions.... live on a farm and give up all my earthly possesions so I can eat gruel 3x a day.... good times.
a few weeks ago we decided to eat gruel, well not so much decided but were forced into it through our own laziness. we survived for 6 days on the stuff but i have to wonder just why oliver twist would even dream of asking for more...

[Little_Wing]

a few weeks ago we decided to eat gruel, well not so much decided but were forced into it through our own laziness. we survived for 6 days on the stuff but i have to wonder just why oliver twist would even dream of asking for more...
^^^^^LOL!!^^^^^

Umm well my friend has (unsuccessfully) tried to start a cult group that worship her and carry around potato mashers as a sign of their loyalty to her...

no wonder no one joined...

LOL

[IronGoth]

Try the Raelians.

They're free love, cloning types who believe us to be descended from space aliens.

[GanjaPrince]

I hear ya man, one of my dreams is starting a cult based around; Remember; Be Here Now. It is the bible to me.

However, use of such spiritual drugs as ganja and psychedelics swould have to be a private thing if the cult were to ever get off the ground.


But the ultimate drug sex cult that was fun, seemed to be Tim Leary's cult. wow, what a gang of jokers... that didn't last long because of johnny law.

[Lying in a field]

This threads an old one, but watch "The Idiots" by Lars Von Trier

Now that is a fun cult.

[FiddlerOnTheRoof]

Part of my problem with The Idiots was that blonde guy who ran the group; he could really get on a guy's nerves! :-)

[Lying in a field]

I liked him, he just had problems like the rest of them. I think that was the point. He was just really passionate about it because I guess he felt jaded by society, and he did start the group remember

But come on, wouldn't that cult be so fun. A spastic gangbang at a moments notice

[Beckner420]

Get famous and invite the groupies in.

[SithInHeels]

Pick up a copy of the Principia Discordia. Make yourself a Pope card and start your own fun cult!

Hail Eris!

[Lying in a field]

What is this principia discordia - I want in. I've always wanted a cult for the purpose of being surrounded by sexy women who service my every sexual need. Have to work on my brainwashing techniques.

[Green]

I'd like to be in a Satanic cult, go to a really religious small town in the rural south, and basically scare the fuck out of the people there. We'd have to fit into all of the Satanic cult stereotypes. Whatever popular resturaunt in town there is we'd play dungeons and dragons, and have some of our characters be demons. We'd start out normal looking at first, and gradually get worse.

Ahahahahaha......

[woodsman]

I'd like to be in a Satanic cult, go to a really religious small town in the rural south, and basically scare the fuck out of the people there. We'd have to fit into all of the Satanic cult stereotypes. Whatever popular resturaunt in town there is we'd play dungeons and dragons, and have some of our characters be demons. We'd start out normal looking at first, and gradually get worse.We would be glad to have you here in Ashland, KY. Something or someone needs to shake up the Christian brain-rot in this place. We have plenty of places to play D&D, too.

[woodsman]

Anybody got a good cult going?
One that involves smoking chronic and screwing chicks?I'm not familiar with chronic. Is that a kind of weed or is it something else all together?

[soaringeagle]

I'm not familiar with chronic. Is that a kind of weed or is it something else all together? its a slang term for good fuckin weeed

[Chodpa]

Anybody got a good cult going?
One that involves smoking chronic and screwing chicks?
Cmon I could be a really good enforcer...



Mahakali cult.

[woodsman]

its a slang term for good fuckin weeedThanks for clearing that up, soaringeagle. I appreciate the info.

[Gaston]

Here's a good one for you, the Pastafarians (http://www.venganza.org/) !

[prismatism]

be a drug dealer so you can have all the hookers you want and then you will be happy and lead a full life.

[dd3stp233]

I thought, pimps had the hookers. Depends on what you idea of fun is. Probably have to start your cult to have it the way you want.

[prismatism]

well he wants to "smoke chronic and screw chicks" so being a drug dealer kills two birds with one stone.

quite a noble goal in life, eh?

[dd3stp233]

I don't think you need a cult to do that. Cults usually have some religious or spiritual component to them. All you have to do is be a pimp, then you can "smoke chronic and screw chicks", all that you want, since many pimps do drugs and his hookers bring in the money and pimps have free access to their product (their hookers). Being a drug dealer, involves a lot more risk, the laws against pimping are not as harsh, and even can be done legally in some areas of Neveda. There is a good documentary film on the profession of pimping called, "American Pimp".

[prismatism]

ah okay my mole-stake, i'm not very well educated on the finer points of pimping vs. drug dealing as i've never felt the desire to pursue a career in either.