a sale of two titties

[showmet]

OK I just wanted to write that thread title but since I'm here I suppose I ought to make this a poll:rolleyes:

[PinkMoon]

hehe no i wouldnt..

but why are you selling your titties? do you not like them anymore?

[showmet]

hehe no i wouldnt..
I'll throw in a bag of chips ... go on!

[PinkMoon]

I'll throw in a bag of chips ... go on!to buy your titties or be a prostitute?

[Power_13]

I'll throw in a bag of chips ... go on!
You'll throw a bag of chips into your titties?

I need to see pictures of the merchandise. I've been conned before, and it's not going to happen again.

[Claire]

A-sale-of-two-titties.....What-a-good-title-for-a-sequel...I'd-read-it!

[PIXIEFIED]

what sort of crisps?

[Sax_Machine]

How about the other great works of Edmund Wells?

[HappyHippySoldierBoy]

How much for just the one, and what kind of warrenty comes with it?

[TheMistress]

NO, there is always another alternative...really. The ONLY outrageous thing that I would consider doing for money is stripping, but I would not do extras.

[Oz!]

if anyone were daft enough to want to pay me.....

[Sax_Machine]

David Coperfield, Grate Expectations, Knickerless Nickleby - all classics!

And for those of you who don't know what I'm on about, you're all a load of uncultured numpties!

[Spuff]

Don't sell your dignity ... just sign on the dole ... chavs seem to live very well from it!

[dapablo]

Can you prostitute (?) within marriage ?

[sprout]

The title is fantastic. ~~

[Sax_Machine]

FFS It's Monty Python, nothing new at all1

[sprout]

I love Monty Python but never heard of that....




Makes perfect sense though..

[Sax_Machine]

Edmund Wells! The Book shop!

Ethel the aadvark goes quantity surveying!

[showmet]

How about the other great works of Edmund Wells?
Not forgetting Charles Dikkens the well known Dutch author...:)

[evilgandalf]

i don't care just show me the titties!!!!!!!

[showmet]

The ONLY outrageous thing that I would consider doing for money is stripping, but I would not do extras.
Not even if I throw in a bag of chips?

Oh, wait *trundles off to lurk in the Real Kinky forum*:eek:

*again*:eek:

[TheMistress]

Not even if I throw in a bag of chips?

Oh, wait *trundles off to lurk in the Real Kinky forum*:eek:

*again*:eek:
this is funny:)

[greengoddess]

nope, I have self respect, I love myself way too much to bring myself to that level.

[Sax_Machine]

narcissist!

[PinkMoon]

i want to buy showmets titties:confused:

[rush-dude]

Not my opinion, but interesting anyhoo:-
http://www.brookmyre.co.uk/ext7.htm

[showmet]

i want to buy showmets titties:confused:
I'll swap ya:eek:

[PinkMoon]

I'll swap ya:eek:
go for it!
yours are far superior to mine
will have to buy new bras though - shall we swap them to?

[showmet]

g
will have to buy new bras though - shall we swap them to?
Yes:eek: Do you have any lacy undies:eek:

[Sax_Machine]

Actually I'm quite willing to sell my tits. I've been trying to get rid of them for ages. Always look through my junk emails advertising Breast Enlargements and Penis Enlargements just in case there might be one selling Breast Reductions, but alas I've not found one yet. But if I could get rid of them and make a bit of cash as well, fantastic!

[PinkMoon]

Yes:eek: Do you have any lacy undies:eek:im willing to buy you these
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Soft-LACY-PINK-Sexy-Tanga-Pants-Knickers-Lingerie-SzXL_W0QQitemZ5413772754QQcategoryZ53412QQssPageNa meZWD1VQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
if you'll wear them and post the pictures on this thread

[Power_13]

im willing to buy you these
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Soft-LACY-PINK-Sexy-Tanga-Pants-Knickers-Lingerie-SzXL_W0QQitemZ5413772754QQcategoryZ53412QQssPageNa meZWD1VQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
if you'll wear them and post the pictures on this thread And I'm willing to send PinkMoon a pair of these, for a set of contrasting images http://www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/thumbs/emot-v.gif :
http://www.tomsvariety.com/images/longjohnsbackbuttonswht.jpg

[PinkMoon]

haha
only if power13 wears this:-
http://cgi.ebay.com/Womens-Clothing-PVC-Sexy-Fetish-Bedboots-Stockings-XL_W0QQitemZ5413610043QQcategoryZ53340QQrdZ1QQcmdZ ViewItem

[HippyFreek2004]

I would never sell my tits, or any other part of my body...I had enough no-strings-attached sex in my life. It's lost it's thrill and I'm not that desperate for money.

However...I would buy Showmet's or Sax_Machine's tits :p

[Power_13]

haha
only if power13 wears this:-
http://cgi.ebay.com/Womens-Clothing-PVC-Sexy-Fetish-Bedboots-Stockings-XL_W0QQitemZ5413610043QQcategoryZ53340QQrdZ1QQcmdZ ViewItem
Been there, done that, got the t shirt ;)

[PinkMoon]

show us the picture then power13

[Power_13]

I don't have a scanner.

[PinkMoon]

but you have a digital camera.. and webcam :P

[Power_13]

I have no digital camera.

If you were on MSN, I'd ask my mum where the photo is then maybe allow you a brief glimpse of it. Or maybe not, since I believe you'd hit print screen then post it on the forums.




Hell, that's what I'd do :p

[PinkMoon]

your mum has a photo of you in fetish gear?

[Power_13]

She misread an article about parent/child bonding :(

[PIXIEFIED]

haha, your funny

[smokeytrev]

id do it :P

[stoned_immaculate]

i dont think its right to sell sex....sex is ment to be beautiful, the connection of two people who love eachother and want to be close an intimate to eachother...if you sell it you make it cheap and it loses all meaning

[sensualerotica]

I would never turn to prostitution, I think you have to have no self respect to do it.

I feel sorry for the people who have no choice, but I think there is always another option.