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Hacker
07-14-2005, 03:45 AM
playful cheeseburger
so wonderfully tasty
brings me happiness

Mighty plump chicken
Rooster of divinity
Crow oh mighty cock

Smelly Glen Cambell
So pathetically inept
Poisons my braincase

Nasty Monica
What were you thinking, Billy
No cigar for me

Happy ping-pong balls
Are lost in a torrid game
Oh my forgotten balls

Oh joyous bong hit
Fill my brainbox with goodness
Cashed bowl brings despair


Hallmark rakes in dough
Heart-shaped candies reign supreme
Flowers are slaughtered

Annoying jock itch
Fiery fungal-induced rash
Burns through my trousers


Lumpy cottage cheese
Varicose veins run through you
Grandma's nasty thighs

4-year prison term
Americans must endure
Cry ,"Assassinate"

Oh flaccid hotdog
Nothing like a cheeseburger
No contest at all

Oh infected boil
Such pus you contain inside
May you burst quickly

Brain dead stewardess
Brought me gin and tonic not beer
Prepare for bitch slap

Strong-ass Jell-O shot
Conceal your potent nature
Vomiting ensues



Hungry little roach
Scuttle about the kitchen
Die filthy vermin!

Fish stick Amazon
How I wish to jack-slap you
May you rot in hell

Precious rum and coke
Brings me sweet oblivion
Liver is spotted

Porno magazine
Fist clutches warm, throbbing flesh
Sock is soon soiled

Branch Davidians
Morons follow wacko Dave
Cooked extra crispy

Smelly end user
Bitch and moan is all you do
Think before you call

Violated sheep
That redneck has done you wrong
Jealous are the pigs

Sucky "Hollow Man"
What idiot wrote your script
My bottom feels chafed

Oh proctologist
A finger up my rectum
brings no happiness

Laura Schlessinger
Satan's bride she may well be
Preach your ignorance

WrestleMania
Smelly , toothless white trash flock
Cast of Gummo cheers

On April 15th
Saintly rabbit doles out eggs
Christ is forgotten

Unborn baby chicks
Strewn all about the backyard
Chicken holocaust

Chocolate bunny
Head so delicious and sweet
Glad you are not real

Poor forgotten Peeps
What is it you are made of?
Perhaps asbestos

Mighty CPU
Shiny, new, and expensive
So soon outdated

Lonesome bologna
Cheeseburger has taught you shame
With tucked tail you run

Charcoal-grilled burger
Such colon-clogging goodness
Much drooling ensues

Rafaela
07-14-2005, 04:12 AM
wow thank you . this was great hahaha cheers to you

Hacker
07-14-2005, 04:19 AM
You, Rafaela
Are a beautiful person
I thank you so much

Rafaela
07-14-2005, 04:29 AM
you are the crowned king,
of haiku making glory
keep writing your stuff

Hacker
07-15-2005, 02:35 AM
I was inspired
I started to write one more
But she was naked

I took me a crap
The toilet paper was thin
I had a breakthrough

The Big Lebowski
Words can not explain the love
I am the walrus

My yogurt slinger
Where does it store all the juice
It never runs out

Childhood memories
The images never leave
Escape the cloak room

Really officer
She told me she was eighteen
I hate tossed salad