Hacker
07-14-2005, 03:45 AM
playful cheeseburger
so wonderfully tasty
brings me happiness
Mighty plump chicken
Rooster of divinity
Crow oh mighty cock
Smelly Glen Cambell
So pathetically inept
Poisons my braincase
Nasty Monica
What were you thinking, Billy
No cigar for me
Happy ping-pong balls
Are lost in a torrid game
Oh my forgotten balls
Oh joyous bong hit
Fill my brainbox with goodness
Cashed bowl brings despair
Hallmark rakes in dough
Heart-shaped candies reign supreme
Flowers are slaughtered
Annoying jock itch
Fiery fungal-induced rash
Burns through my trousers
Lumpy cottage cheese
Varicose veins run through you
Grandma's nasty thighs
4-year prison term
Americans must endure
Cry ,"Assassinate"
Oh flaccid hotdog
Nothing like a cheeseburger
No contest at all
Oh infected boil
Such pus you contain inside
May you burst quickly
Brain dead stewardess
Brought me gin and tonic not beer
Prepare for bitch slap
Strong-ass Jell-O shot
Conceal your potent nature
Vomiting ensues
Hungry little roach
Scuttle about the kitchen
Die filthy vermin!
Fish stick Amazon
How I wish to jack-slap you
May you rot in hell
Precious rum and coke
Brings me sweet oblivion
Liver is spotted
Porno magazine
Fist clutches warm, throbbing flesh
Sock is soon soiled
Branch Davidians
Morons follow wacko Dave
Cooked extra crispy
Smelly end user
Bitch and moan is all you do
Think before you call
Violated sheep
That redneck has done you wrong
Jealous are the pigs
Sucky "Hollow Man"
What idiot wrote your script
My bottom feels chafed
Oh proctologist
A finger up my rectum
brings no happiness
Laura Schlessinger
Satan's bride she may well be
Preach your ignorance
WrestleMania
Smelly , toothless white trash flock
Cast of Gummo cheers
On April 15th
Saintly rabbit doles out eggs
Christ is forgotten
Unborn baby chicks
Strewn all about the backyard
Chicken holocaust
Chocolate bunny
Head so delicious and sweet
Glad you are not real
Poor forgotten Peeps
What is it you are made of?
Perhaps asbestos
Mighty CPU
Shiny, new, and expensive
So soon outdated
Lonesome bologna
Cheeseburger has taught you shame
With tucked tail you run
Charcoal-grilled burger
Such colon-clogging goodness
Much drooling ensues
so wonderfully tasty
brings me happiness
Mighty plump chicken
Rooster of divinity
Crow oh mighty cock
Smelly Glen Cambell
So pathetically inept
Poisons my braincase
Nasty Monica
What were you thinking, Billy
No cigar for me
Happy ping-pong balls
Are lost in a torrid game
Oh my forgotten balls
Oh joyous bong hit
Fill my brainbox with goodness
Cashed bowl brings despair
Hallmark rakes in dough
Heart-shaped candies reign supreme
Flowers are slaughtered
Annoying jock itch
Fiery fungal-induced rash
Burns through my trousers
Lumpy cottage cheese
Varicose veins run through you
Grandma's nasty thighs
4-year prison term
Americans must endure
Cry ,"Assassinate"
Oh flaccid hotdog
Nothing like a cheeseburger
No contest at all
Oh infected boil
Such pus you contain inside
May you burst quickly
Brain dead stewardess
Brought me gin and tonic not beer
Prepare for bitch slap
Strong-ass Jell-O shot
Conceal your potent nature
Vomiting ensues
Hungry little roach
Scuttle about the kitchen
Die filthy vermin!
Fish stick Amazon
How I wish to jack-slap you
May you rot in hell
Precious rum and coke
Brings me sweet oblivion
Liver is spotted
Porno magazine
Fist clutches warm, throbbing flesh
Sock is soon soiled
Branch Davidians
Morons follow wacko Dave
Cooked extra crispy
Smelly end user
Bitch and moan is all you do
Think before you call
Violated sheep
That redneck has done you wrong
Jealous are the pigs
Sucky "Hollow Man"
What idiot wrote your script
My bottom feels chafed
Oh proctologist
A finger up my rectum
brings no happiness
Laura Schlessinger
Satan's bride she may well be
Preach your ignorance
WrestleMania
Smelly , toothless white trash flock
Cast of Gummo cheers
On April 15th
Saintly rabbit doles out eggs
Christ is forgotten
Unborn baby chicks
Strewn all about the backyard
Chicken holocaust
Chocolate bunny
Head so delicious and sweet
Glad you are not real
Poor forgotten Peeps
What is it you are made of?
Perhaps asbestos
Mighty CPU
Shiny, new, and expensive
So soon outdated
Lonesome bologna
Cheeseburger has taught you shame
With tucked tail you run
Charcoal-grilled burger
Such colon-clogging goodness
Much drooling ensues