you know, one of these
i was so pissed off.
but first, let me tell you bout yesterday.
yesterday i found a nice blackberry phone on the ground, all wet. cause it rained earlier that day. so i picked it up, still works fine. the backspace button is a bit hard to press. but other than that its okay.
i saw that someone had been trying to call it like 9 times. so i tried to call that number back later on after i decided i didnt want to keep the phone. lol.
but by the time i tried to call them back, the phone was no longer in service.
anyway so what pissed me off today was that after work i got my tips and put it in my pocket. a $10 bill.
on my way home, i was bringing a thing of soup back and i fell asleep on the subway with the soup held in between my legs inside a paper bag.
when it was my stop, i picked up the soup, and i guess the paper bag was all wet, and it ripped, and the soup slipped, and fell all over my crotch area making it look like i pissed myself.
that was pretty embarassing. i went to the washroom in the subway station
and this is when i had my mentos moment. well, except without the mentos, and without the mentos music.
so yeah. i had an idea. i took off my pants and used one of my shirts as a skirt. and i was like o yeah!! i could pull this off.
but i couldn't. it was pretty cold today. so i stayed in the washroom drying my pants with the hand dryer till it didnt look wet anymore. while wearing my shirt as a skirt.
i went to go check out how ridiculous i looked in the mirror, when i turned around, i saw this old lady pick something up from where i was standing and drying my pants.
i couldn't think of what i had lost at the moment. but when i went to that little convenience store in the subway to buy a mentos to celebrate my mentos moment. it hit me. i was like o shit. my money.
it fell out of my pants while i was drying it. and didnt see it cause i was too busy being pissed off. and that made me even more pissed off. stupid old bitch. hope her wallet gets stolen.
i swear to fuckin Buddha. karma is a bitch.