I just clicked on my journal to add a new entry and was greeted with "you have not started a journal yet". What the fuck do you mean I haven't started a journal yet! I have maybe two years worth of ranting,cursing, laughing and generally making an arse of myself, or some other poor unfortunate, hiding in here somewhere, so c'mon - show yourself you fuck! I know you're hiding somewhere,you cannot be lost (had a MacEnroe moment in my head there ) and I want to know if you think that this is even remotely amusing! I won't panic just yet: calm my sweet, calm. I will return and hopefully as if by magic all will be revealed.