Pissing Folks Off
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My dear Deanna thinks it is WAY funny when I talk about checking my previous night's facebook posts for social atrocities.
If I lived in Saudi Arabia I would have been beheaded by now...
American society lets us get away with SO MUCH.
Lots of Americans mutter under their breath a lot, of course, and maybe post cranky comments in online forums, BUT: Mostly we get away with posting our shit, don't we?
If I said I was becoming Muslim, of course, it might be a different matter...
Maybe I SHOULD become Muslim...just to piss some folks off...
I kinda enjoy pissing people off...
Cuz people tend to be...well...kinda dumb. And they get pissed over the stupidest shit...
And I am an asshole elitist who likes to fuck with the heads of folks I think are kinda dumb...
Right?
Well, that is what Deanna does with ME, of course.
Deanna is WAY smarter than me. And she fucks with my head a LOT.
So...I wanna be just like her when I grow up...
I made this exact statement to her in a phone text message a few days ago.
Her reply was "Ya right - not"
She is just being modest, of course.
So...if I DID become a Muslim...would you murder me and destroy my property?
Not that I actually HAVE much property at the mo, tho...I have become the dregs of society...
Does the shit I am sayin piss you off?
Well, all I gotta say is: It is SO. EASY. To piss some folks off.
I wonder if folks like that think their pissed-offness is, like, a character virtue. You think?
Hey, I get pissed too sometimes...right...
Don't forget...
Cuz...I didn't want folks to think I was the ONLY one who gets pissed sometimes...
Wait...I mean...that THEY are the only ones getting pissed...
Wait...I mean...well hell, I dunno wtf I mean...
Do YOU know what I mean?
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