Pissing Folks Off

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My dear Deanna thinks it is WAY funny when I talk about checking my previous night's facebook posts for social atrocities. ;)

If I lived in Saudi Arabia I would have been beheaded by now...

American society lets us get away with SO MUCH.

Lots of Americans mutter under their breath a lot, of course, and maybe post cranky comments in online forums, BUT: Mostly we get away with posting our shit, don't we? :)

If I said I was becoming Muslim, of course, it might be a different matter...

Maybe I SHOULD become Muslim...just to piss some folks off...

:)

I kinda enjoy pissing people off...

Cuz people tend to be...well...kinda dumb. :) And they get pissed over the stupidest shit...

And I am an asshole elitist who likes to fuck with the heads of folks I think are kinda dumb...

Right? :)

Well, that is what Deanna does with ME, of course.

Deanna is WAY smarter than me. And she fucks with my head a LOT.

So...I wanna be just like her when I grow up...

I made this exact statement to her in a phone text message a few days ago. ;)

Her reply was "Ya right - not"

She is just being modest, of course. :)

So...if I DID become a Muslim...would you murder me and destroy my property? :)

Not that I actually HAVE much property at the mo, tho...I have become the dregs of society...

Does the shit I am sayin piss you off? :)

Well, all I gotta say is: It is SO. EASY. To piss some folks off. ;)

I wonder if folks like that think their pissed-offness is, like, a character virtue. You think?

Hey, I get pissed too sometimes...right...

Don't forget...

;)

Cuz...I didn't want folks to think I was the ONLY one who gets pissed sometimes...

Wait...I mean...that THEY are the only ones getting pissed...

Wait...I mean...well hell, I dunno wtf I mean...

Do YOU know what I mean? ;)
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