going light hearted: using the loo

Thats what happens when you stand up when you pee. It can be avioded by always sitting down when using the toilet.

I didn't knwo what "loo" meant.

 

Not much is needed.

No

No, it isn't done unless there is a puddle.

Sure, we go in the room we're told to.

Let's put it this way, a watering can is neater than a hose.

 

Why wipe the seat when it can be lifted? (and put down)

Why aim when you're not trying to impress anyone? Writing your name is cool, missing the rim is just a chore.

 

I am LOL.......I hold an IT in hardware and one of my fav expressions when I get into trying to fix it and it just is crap is that is a flaw in design.

My son when I asked him ( he is 9) why he could not hit the bowl of the toilet without peeing all over..told me it is a design flaw and his penis shoots sideways............I give and scrub. How the devil do I argue with a design flaw after crabbing about it.

Got to love it and you know I am still scrubbing............any hints from anyone would help.....not for me scrubbing but for the piddles.

 

Sometimes mine comes out backwards to the right.

 

No matter how much you shake your peg
That last drop always runs down your leg

 

RE: y son when I asked him ( he is 9) why he could not hit the bowl of the toilet without peeing all over..told me it is a design flaw and his penis shoots sideways

People of the male gender.

Before urinating, take the time to gently open the hole at the head of the penis (meatus, for us in the medical knowhow) a couple of times to make sure nothing's "sticking".

That's what causes the occasional "thumb against the fire hose" spray effect.

It can be completely eliminated with one small preliminary action.

 

I knew a brother that had one of his testicles cut off because of testicular cancer. Thing is, that brother was pissin' all over the place right after because everything was all off balance. We nicknamed 'the one' for awhile and he thought it was funny.

.... and oh yeah, you know that 'shake it more than twice, you're playin' with it' ... I like to say "It's mine I'll do what I want with it" or if you really wanna freak somebody out say "At least I'm not playin' with yours".......

 

"I wish you would let me play with yours instead"

 

No. ha ha

One might get strange results with either, or for some guys maybe desirable results?

 

This is what the restroom is called in England...I think it's a cool name, really.
Better than some of the names it's known as in America. Slang ones in particular.

 

11 Year Old "Necro Post"......But The Subject Is Still Very Relevant .......Loved Heats Post About The "Design Flaw"...



Cheers Glen.