Whos masturbating...right now?

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  1. Row87

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    I am. Have been for about 3 hours
     
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  2. GLENGLEN

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    Must Be Time To Change Hands Before You Get Blisters........[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  3. Let's call it a massage
    A one-handed massage
    In my bed
    Under my covers
    Under my elastic band
    And
    Into my own flesh
    (Getting better at texting with one thumb)
     
  4. Naked

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    I posted in a related topic in the masturbation forums, but I'll post here as well. I've been masturbating for three hours now. Got me some stills of a hot ass in a chevy Cruz commercial. Edging myself thinking going to town on her ass. Now excuse me, time to fap again.......
     
  5. Yellow_Forager

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    Yep, me! I've taken the day off work to spend it in the company of porn and my dildos.
     
  6. sultrysue888

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    +44 7854 879608 ..... I'm rubbing my wet clit now, somebody ring me please so I can explode
     
  7. Threewaygiant

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    I just finished, I came so hard cause I was being watched
     
  8. Threewaygiant

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    PattieD... that's hot
     
  9. JassieLeigh

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    I am, just slipped my hand down my panties for a slow one
     
  10. . . . more like warm and moist
     
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  11. PeterF

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    Grabbing my hard cock while crusing online. :)
    Getting started.
    :)
     
  12. Bathgate

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    Was trying to study but my erection was too distracting...
     
  13. Naked

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    Trying to play Breath of the Wild and couldn't get women ass out of my head, so stopped now been masturbating for the past hour.
     
  14. JoeyM51

    JoeyM51 Currently locked in chastity for the last 4 years.

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    Not me. I am locked in a chastity cage and denied orgams for up to 4 months at a time. Makes occasions like our anniversary and birthdays, more special. It also broke me of my masturbation habit which was so bad that I would do it 5 times a day and call in sick so I could do it all day long. Even after our nightly threesome with our girlfriend, I would masturbate. Needed to or I could not sleep. I have not been allowed to masturbate or orgasm for a month now with almost 3 months more to wait. It takes a lot of mental effort to do this but I like the teasing and edging I get all week.

    Orgasm are for my wife except for 3-4 times a year when I get them. A few weeks ago I told her she was greedy because she had masturbated 8 times and orgasmed twice from oral. I mentioned that she had 10 orgasms in one week when I had done. She looked at me and said, "Those are the only ones you know about". We are not shy talking about sex.
     
  15. jpdonleavy

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    Maybe after PBS Newshour
     
  16. TattooedJay

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    I'm jerking off right now, I'm so horny.
     
  17. jpdonleavy

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    hey hey - don't stop now, man.
     
  18. jpdonleavy

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    I would be accused of having zero public spirit if I failed to post this (today's Daily Mail [UK]) (Part the First)


    Masturbation breaks at work could be 'very effective' and a great way to combat stress, psychologists claim
    • Psychologists say self-love shouldn't just be conducted in your bedroom at night
    • Instead, doing it while at work could provide an escape route from stressful days
    • Mark Sergeant, of Nottingham Trent University, was behind the suggestion
    • However, his claims were backed up by Dr Cliff Arnall, a life coach based in Wales

    For any keen masturbators out there, this news will be thoroughly welcomed.

    Instead of keeping the self-love strictly to your bedroom on lonely nights, you should think about doing it while you're at work.
    Known as a 'masturbation break', psychologists believes it could be a great way to combat the stress of your job.

    While using such a pastime as an escape, perhaps from your boss who is constantly breathing down your neck, would provide similar benefits.
     
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    Part the Second

    Mark Sergeant, a psychology lecturer at Nottingham Trent University, made the controversial suggestion in a piece for Metro earlier this year.

    He told the website that it would be 'very effective at work' and considered it to be a 'great way to relieve tension'.

    However, his claims were backed up by Dr Cliff Arnall, a life coach based in Hay-on-Wye, Wales.

    He added: 'I would expect a masturbation policy to result in more focus, less aggression, higher productivity, and more smiling.

    'Certainly taking a masturbation break for boredom or an escape would increase work focus.'


    HOW DOES MASTURBATION PREVENT UTIS

    For women, self-pleasure can help to prevent urinary tract infections through the process of 'tenting', experts say.

    This is when the cervix opens after they become aroused, Anthony Santella and Spring Chenoa Cooper, from the University of Sydney, previously said.

    Writing for The Conversation, they added: 'Tenting stretches the cervix, and thus the cervical mucous.

    'This enables fluid circulation, allowing cervical fluids full of bacteria to be flushed out.'I did have concerns for those who tend to take longer to climax, as this could cause them to be frustrated.



    While he pointed to the fact it could open up a whole host of sexually inappropriate behaviour at work.

    This comes after scientists in December 2013 revealed that masturbation can ward off a host of illnesses.

    Researchers at the University of Sydney found that self-pleasuring can prevent cystitis, diabetes and even prostate cancer.

    They found that 94 per cent of men admit to masturbating, as do 85 per cent of women - and that it's something even babies do from the time they are in the womb.

    But despite its proven benefits, old rumours that it can leave people blind or infertile often scares people from self-pleasure.

    NoFap, an online anti-sex group, was founded after a 2003 study discovered men who don't masturbate for seven days have higher levels of testosterone.

    But the evidence was scarce and testosterone can be affected by several factors, Medical Daily reports.
     
  20. jpdonleavy

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    It's a sweet, sweet image, Jessie:)
     
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