Lets all together tell a story

The freaked out Japanese/Chinese officer chased the wanted parrot into the desert, he saw an image coming from the sand dunes, it was Jim Morrison...Jim turned to him and said......

 

..."com' on gimma da money or i gonna kil ya"
asian officer, gave him all his money, but Jim Morisson wasn't satisfied with that which the officers whole salary was. So he insisted on the officers clothes...

 

But the police officer could take no more and shot Jim Morrison.

The End?

 

Jim Morrison, being too drunk to notice he was shot, got up and showed the officer his penis. The officer then said..............

 

... "going to arrest you. You have the right to be silent, everything you say can be used against you in front of court". luckily he hadn't get his handcuffs with him because he forgot them in his ladyfriends bedroom, so Jim Morrison .....

 

and the officer went to the Whiskey Bar and got smashed.

 

and is now suffering from headaches

 

then i gave him an advil

 

at least I thought it was an advil, it actually ended up being Ecstacy.

 

and then he got really horny and everyone started touching.

 

my penis. Especially the police officer, it seemed as though he couldnt get his hands off of my privacy.

 

And then the apocolypse came, with the new pope riding on the back of one of the horseman. shouting "spreichen de doitch"

 

everyone applauded loudly at this neat trick. But just as they began, who should come ambling around the bend but a teacosy, full to bursting with his own importance. He gazed at the startled onlookers, and then, with a self satisfied smirk of magenta glee, he said...

 

"well well what do we have here! I do declare that you all are....

 

stupid hippie... so die!"

 

everyone laughed at him as he swung his arms around with little strength. Truth was he was a wimp and couldnt go through with it. Everyone hugged him and .....

 

Ate him.

 

... but then vormited because he was already decayed. This was his end. But his girlfriend decided to take refenge. Unlikily she lived in South America so she planned her route carefully during the way she lost her map....

 

And ended up in Atlantis. There she decided to become a prostitute, having sex in exchange for..

 

... oxygen. Once she had a very disgusting customer it was a....