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#1 Baby Fire-fly

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Posted April 18 2005 - 01:18 AM

Lol thats funny. Isnt it like demandatory for guys cuz otherwise the sperms builds up and can become cancerous?

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Posted April 18 2005 - 02:52 AM

Lol, on the subject ive heard some bloody helarious stories about the first times guys have masterbated...i cant say what i was but he would kill me if i said anything...but you need the facial expressions ans voice to get the whole picture. Do you guys have funny stories about it?

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Posted April 18 2005 - 03:11 AM

I wish i had a penis..... In a strictly entertainment way that is.

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Posted April 18 2005 - 03:15 AM

I dunno it just seems that when it comes to sex that guys get so much more enjoyment out of it. Masterbation too!!! Its such an adventure with penises!!! A whole new world of experiance!!!!

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Posted April 18 2005 - 03:41 AM

Really!? That sounds so much better then staring at a computer checking out a middle age chick with digitally enlarged brests! Love the creative approch!

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Posted April 18 2005 - 04:16 AM

Lol thats funny. Isnt it like demandatory for guys cuz otherwise the sperms builds up and can become cancerous?


I really hope you're joking and don't actually think this is true....:D

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Posted April 18 2005 - 04:19 AM

uh, haha yeah, i dont think not gettin funky with the bologna will cause cancer...

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Posted April 18 2005 - 04:23 AM

Lol i know its not so with humans, they just get uber honey! However with horses, depending on the circumstances can lead to cancer...

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Posted April 18 2005 - 04:36 AM

Yes Jacking off is wrong. you will go blind, your palms will get hairy, you'll die young and go straight to hell!

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Posted April 18 2005 - 04:39 AM

...........damn it!

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Posted April 18 2005 - 04:40 AM

So thats why my palms are so hairy?

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Posted April 18 2005 - 04:59 AM

im surprised your mouth isnt hairy...*tap tap, is this thing on* :D

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Posted April 18 2005 - 07:20 AM

It is....why do you think men have to shave? :D

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Posted April 18 2005 - 07:25 AM

haha, i bet a few have been rushed to the hospital for almost breaking their necks :D

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Posted April 18 2005 - 07:31 AM

hey, if I could reach, I'd do it myself!!

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Posted April 18 2005 - 07:57 AM

hey, if I could reach, I'd do it myself!!


I used to be able to reach. then i got a little older and less flexible and a little belly pudge, so that is just a fond memory }:-(
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Posted April 18 2005 - 08:00 AM

LOL I hope not
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Posted April 18 2005 - 08:35 AM

"heres a magic secret.
if you just think about kissing girls, instead of doing it to them."
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i suppose porn isnt a good thing then?
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Posted April 18 2005 - 08:39 AM

All of this talk is making me regret cutting my cock off with a steak knife last weekend.....

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Posted April 18 2005 - 08:46 AM

"All of this talk is making me regret cutting my cock off with a steak knife last weekend....."

do you smoke crack? i mean i assume what you were saying is probably a joke but the question still stands! :p
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Posted April 18 2005 - 09:45 AM

"heres a magic secret.
if you just think about kissing girls, instead of doing it to them."
-Michael

i suppose porn isnt a good thing then?


Have you ever read a post by Michael? 90% of them contain some comment on the evils of porn.

anywho, no, jacking off isn't wrong. Thinking about a 13 yearold doing it is, ugh *shudders*

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Posted April 18 2005 - 09:50 AM

doing it 4 times a day isn't good for you though... eating too much isn't "wrong" still bad for you, that doesn't mean you shouldn't eat when you are hungry...

is michael a girl or a guy?
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#23 mystical_shroom

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Posted April 18 2005 - 09:52 AM

is michael a girl or a guy?

that is still to be determined :D

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Posted April 18 2005 - 09:53 AM

If jacking off is wrong, I don't wanna be right. Posted Image
Jesus... Its like masturbation for the soul.


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Ready to drift now
And I feel myself slipping inside you
Just a little bit further
Before something drags me back
So close, I thought I nearly had you there


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Posted April 18 2005 - 10:10 AM

"that is still to be determined "
well what is michael's opinion?
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Posted April 18 2005 - 10:14 AM

quote: do you smoke crack? i mean i assume what you were saying is probably a joke but the question still stands!


I think that I have, but I don't y'know?

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Posted April 18 2005 - 10:24 AM

yeah? i meant on a regular basis... i only asked 'cos what you said was so fucked up!
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Posted April 18 2005 - 10:30 AM

whats fucked up about cutting off your own cock?!!!!

It proves what a man I am.

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Posted April 18 2005 - 10:44 AM

"whats fucked up about cutting off your own cock?!!!!"
this is one of those types of questions that if you havent already worked out the answer to it is beyond useful telling you... :p
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#30 seamonster66

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Posted April 18 2005 - 10:52 AM

quote: Umm Not Really Cuz I Like My Cock 6" LOL! And Still Growing

You should trim that sucker before it gets too long!!!