Is Jacking Off Wrong?

Lol thats funny. Isnt it like demandatory for guys cuz otherwise the sperms builds up and can become cancerous?

 

Lol, on the subject ive heard some bloody helarious stories about the first times guys have masterbated...i cant say what i was but he would kill me if i said anything...but you need the facial expressions ans voice to get the whole picture. Do you guys have funny stories about it?

 

I wish i had a penis..... In a strictly entertainment way that is.

 

I dunno it just seems that when it comes to sex that guys get so much more enjoyment out of it. Masterbation too!!! Its such an adventure with penises!!! A whole new world of experiance!!!!

 

Really!? That sounds so much better then staring at a computer checking out a middle age chick with digitally enlarged brests! Love the creative approch!

 

I really hope you're joking and don't actually think this is true....

 

uh, haha yeah, i dont think not gettin funky with the bologna will cause cancer...

 

Lol i know its not so with humans, they just get uber honey! However with horses, depending on the circumstances can lead to cancer...

 

Yes Jacking off is wrong. you will go blind, your palms will get hairy, you'll die young and go straight to hell!

 

...........damn it!

 

So thats why my palms are so hairy?

 

im surprised your mouth isnt hairy...*tap tap, is this thing on*

 

It is....why do you think men have to shave?

 

haha, i bet a few have been rushed to the hospital for almost breaking their necks

 

hey, if I could reach, I'd do it myself!!

 

I used to be able to reach. then i got a little older and less flexible and a little belly pudge, so that is just a fond memory }:-(

 

LOL I hope not

 

"heres a magic secret.
if you just think about kissing girls, instead of doing it to them."
-Michael

i suppose porn isnt a good thing then?

 

All of this talk is making me regret cutting my cock off with a steak knife last weekend.....

 

"All of this talk is making me regret cutting my cock off with a steak knife last weekend....."

do you smoke crack? i mean i assume what you were saying is probably a joke but the question still stands!