Funny ways to say goodbye

As the title suggests, name some funny ways of saying goodbye

I'll start


Take her easy and if she is easy take her twice.

 

ill see u on the flip side :0

 

"I'll get me coat."

(Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean)

 

I have to run to my car for a minute (on a bad date)

 

gotta bolt!

 

love, peace, and chicken grease

 

Catch ya later, masturbator!

 

see ya later alligator (truly the most retarded thing to say, no matter the circumstances)

 

Toodle-oo kangaroo...

 

Later. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. But, if you do clean it up.

 

PEACE OUT CUB SCOUT

I say this religiously. For no reason. I would never say "peace out" solo.

 

Ttfa



S

 

Don't let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya...


Is that more of an insult than a goodbye? I guess it doesn't matter..

 

Here's your hat. What's your hurry?

 

in a while crocodile



i live with a 2 yr old, this is about par for the course around here

 

Bugger off and don't come back you twat

S

 

well, I gotta make like a tree and get the fuck outta here.......

 

If I don't see you through the week, i'll see you through a window


S

 

"see ya later"

"not if I see you first!!!"

 

See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya

S