creating people

i have a fun idea. let's create a person together.
the name is Isha and isha likes to run in fields whilst singing songs from psalms...or does she?

 

Well actually isha likes to tell her gran thats what shes been doing alll afternoon in the paddock, but really shes

 

She's also into beastiality... and loves her dog...literaly.

 

But her Dog dont like her, its because she smells. They dont have showers at her grans house.

 

so she swims in a mucky pond everyday! The pond scum always sticks in her hair. Good thing she...

 

..doesn't have any friends, or they would all be scared away. However, sometimes this makes her lonely so she...

 

Tokes a joint every day to mellow her out. But then....

 

she attempts suicide couse it's "cool"

 

but it doesn't work---however, she meets an angel inbetween life and death and her entire life changes, she begins to...

 

discover the wonders of nature. so she goes on a long hike to . . .

 

her dog walks up and finds her cheating on him. Then...

 

together with the dog (though disappointed) they walk back to grandmother to have a nice making-up dinner. Back in the house the find...

 

pimp the entire animal kingdom.

 

Isha is a little player. See Emily Play...

 

the turn tables for Isha....Isha dances like a

 

she has a sand crab in her knickers. She decides her lifestyle is all pointless and decides to move to....

 

Berwyn Illinois, where men are men and dogs are nervous. When she gets there she rents a little bungalow and then she.....

 

gets a job at...

 

mc donalds swapping those nasty burgers with veggie burgers and tricking people into eating them....

 

...Is taken away by the scrub police and dropped in a HUGE toilet. There she met a...