It's Not Personal Sonny, It's Strictly Chat.

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  1. SpacemanSpiff

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    expected the guy to call at 4 anyway...and he just did
     
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    time ..
     
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  3. pensfan13

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    Well I will smoke 1.3% more.
     
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  4. rollingalong

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    stopped at hot neighbors today and she roped me in to setting up her turbo hub beause she was having problems....first thing I asked her..''the sim card goes in face down or up''?

    ''down for sure''

    ''ok''

    so an hour later and the second level of tech guy and nothing is working and he says ..
    ''the sim card is face up in the slot, right''?

    ''no''


    fuck me...after all that the card was upside down...if they made those stupid new sim cards any smaller they will vanish

    so she and her kids now have internet back and the divorcee gave me the widow as a reward ;)


    I just pulled some fresh banana bread out of my oven..it is in that agonizing ''cooling down'' 5 minutes of hell///......
     
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    thats the only way i like bananas. mmm. brownies are my downfall. but its so worth it to let them cool so they separate from the pan. but i want them molten. i would bake something but then i have to get it in and out of the oven, and i cant trust my back. i think hubby picked up some balm, so i will find it and try it. lidocaine patch didnt touch it at all
     
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    every weekend the gf needs some special attention. seriously i work all week and would like to watch a movie, get blazed and chill at home. don't you know this bitch will pull the you never watch movies with me. . no i never watch lifetime rapist stories
     
  7. rollingalong

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    it turned out ok...I have some gluten fee flour...a mix of rice flour and some other stuff....I am using it because I was given a 3lb bag for free........in the past I have found any gluten free baking to be dry and not taste as good as regular or cake flour....

    my nieces half brothers are seliacs so ive been tasting that gluten free bread they haul over from England for years..its awful :)
     
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    Im watching underdog. to fucking bad some soccer mom isn't getting stalked. beginning to get why shes so fucked in the head
     
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    one thing I don't like about online schools , using your name and email. so you make a new email, but how do you get spam with your name attached from places other than the school
     
  10. SpacemanSpiff

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    i have a nice view of the moon coming up right now
     
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    I think its romantic that we look at the moon at the same time from such distance from each other

    lol :)
     
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  13. rollingalong

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    found that show 'the mick' on Citytv.com...they still have all the shows they run for free online

    its a good show...almost finished the pilot

    thanks for the tip pf

    intro was funny with the supermarkt
     
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  14. SpacemanSpiff

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    ordered chinese a few days ago and the fortune said something about a getting a golden egg opportunity this month


    still waiting
     
  15. rollingalong

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    egg?

    I went out once dressed as a chicken and met up with a girl who was dressed as an egg.....afterwards I was able to answer that age old question :)


    don't know who to give credit to for that one but I am guessing its a very old joke :)
     
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    The pups are finally showing some personality. Walking around.

    Nessie needed a break from them so she is sitting on the couch with me.
    Got up to get a beer and just then the cat walks by. Put the cat in the pen with the pups. It was the first time nessie barked at the cat for being near them. I actually wouldn't call it a bark...more like a muffled yelp.
    Cat wanted nothing to do with them, she jumped out almost immediately.
     
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    bad time to run out of papers :(
     
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    Carrie fisher was on snl last night.
    It was from 1978.
    I guess it went with Felicity Jones being on the new episode.

    One of the pups let out one bark that was as loud as a full grown dog...then went back to lil squeeks.
     
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    The new snl was very estrogen filled.
     
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    Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower,
    The Donald reflected on his newfound power.
    The conservative masses had come out in force,
    And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.

    The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes,
    The media lied to them . . . What a surprise.
    They had been promised a Hillary win,
    But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin.

    And though from all corners celebrities flew,
    They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue.
    They talked about climate, racism, and such,
    And they made up good stories . . . But didn’t know much.

    The fake news and ignorance came at a cost,
    And they can’t understand all the reasons they lost.
    They blame it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad,
    But fail to acknowledge the one that was bad.

    Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed,
    Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod.
    The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed,
    And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed.[​IMG]

    So out in the streets there arose such a clatter,
    It was Soros-paid protestors and Black Lives Matter.
    With cities to pillage and windows to smash,
    They knew not the issues, but needed the cash.

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    To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus.
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    When the wheels fall off of the old gravy train.

    And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear,
    Upset and offended by things that they’ll hear.
    The cocoa and crayons will help for a while,
    But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style.

    I originally supported, and voted, for Cruz,
    In the end, I would vote for whoever they choose.
    He wasn’t my first choice, but soon I would cede,
    The one they call Trump is the one that we need.

    I saw him on TV in front of a crowd,
    He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud.
    He spoke about energy, safety, and jobs,
    Taking this country back from the Washington snobs.

    He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat,
    And the Brunos he wore made the outfit complete.
    For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit,
    And he looked presidential, I have to admit.

    His eyes glowed like embers, his smile was the best,
    And his hair was the color of my old hunting vest.
    His love for this country was on full display,
    And his actions spoke louder than his words could say.

    He thanked all his voters, and before he was gone,
    Saved thousands of jobs while Obama looked on.
    The fate of this country left nothing to chance,
    So, he filled out his cabinet weeks in advance.

    The men he had chosen were of the same mind,
    Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind.
    He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat,
    With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet;

    “Now Mattis!, now Kelly!’ now Sessions! And Pruitt! On Perry! On Flynn, You’re the ones who can do it. Start lifting restrictions and building the wall, Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”;

    The roar of his audience rose from the stands,
    He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands.
    He answered their questions and calmed all their fears,
    They knew it would be a fantastic four years.

    Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his jet,
    A fellow that Liberals won’t soon forget.
    He sent one more tweet as the evening expired;
    “Happy Inauguration to all, AND OBAMA – YOU’RE FIRED!”.. :guitarist: :drummer: [​IMG][​IMG]
     
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