Illuminati Causes Maria Carie To Flop Times Square Performance

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  1. Michael Phelps

    Michael Phelps Am I being detained?

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    And hopefully someone will back me up, just like last time I made up a conspiracy!
     
  2. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    You might want to start with her actual name 'Mariah Carey' unless confusion over her actual name is part of the plan


    Hotwater
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    that was a different incident. maria carie was a busker who used to play the tin whistle at times square, until the illuminati put a wad of gum in her whistle and ruined the show.
     
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  4. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Then the Illuminati must be stopped at all cost



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  5. Michael Phelps

    Michael Phelps Am I being detained?

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    Oh, right. I somehow am happy I don't know how to spell her name. Not to assume gender or anything offensive.
     
  6. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    its all trumps fault
     
  7. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    Pfft...obviously
     
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    this is pure gold comedy.. haha.. [​IMG]
     
  9. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    this is sort of just barely at the fringe of possible, assuming as i always do, that illuminati actually means organizations like a.l.e.c. and corporate economic think tanks.
    fringe of possible, not equal very likely, but still fringe of possible.
     
  10. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    now now, the kkk and neo nazi's think he represents them,
    but he really is just as much the boy of corporate board rooms (with in his case, the added bonus of putin),
    as hillary or anyone else would have been.

    he's no friend to logic, honesty, or the future of government of, by and for the people.
    those are simple observable facts.

    not wishful blaming him for the sun going down at night.
     

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