Who Is Moving Out Of The Greatest Country In The World Now?

I wanna live in the Philippines.

 

Looks like he let us down...

 

They are all a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.

 

Goodbye! I will pay you.
Pretty please, leave.

 

Dude if you're seriously paying people to move I am so in.

 

Yes. Please refer to my previous posts for terms and conditions.
Goodbye! I would ask for a postcard but I'm not sure if that's allowed in those other countries you people like.

 

Ohhh you're one of those who thinks America is the only free nation in the world.

Whatever, when do i get my monies

 

I assume this post is referring to the u.s haha but there's several , several countries that may have a different opinion on that haha pretty happy here in Canada myself

 

I called the airport about a flight, they said there were two tickets (?)


Seems they have a ticket for you too. Just thought you should know...

 

Is Micheal Phelps the dude without one ball?

If not he should be.(I know it was Lance Armstrong)

Oh yeah, pay for my ticket too. I am going to Isla Nublar where the dinosaurs are.

 

Brrrrrrrrrrr... DO NOT move to Canada. I repeat, DO NOT move to Canada. The air hurts your skin up here. There is no crime in Canada because it's too fucking cold to go outside.

Move to Mexico. I hear they have cheap healthcare and you might be able to get a job building a wall.

 

If I move back to Puerto Rico would he get me there? I mean Puerto Rico isn't really apart of the United States. Okay, I'm moving to Canada. Gosh, like I want to move to another cold ass place, but the other choices don't seem that appealing to me.

 

Lol, it's too fucking cold to go outside. Fucking hilarious. I feel like Chicago gots Canada beat on the cold weather. I mean we're dying here. Okay, maybe not literally. I hope not. But, still... it's cold.

 

it is, but i bet he doesn't know that.

 

Michael Phelps,

Are you the reason so damn many Syrians are wanting to come to America?
Did you tell them to come over?
You want us to leave so they will have a place to live. That's what it is, isn't it.

 

Terms and conditions posted in thread.

 

Thanks but no thanks. Give it to someone who wants it. I often pass along useful things I know other people will want.

 

I'm sure his advisors would tell him if he doesn't know.

So, in other words my plan won't work?

Fine, I'm living under the sea, like Little Mermaid.

 

I didn't think I could make our home more appealing than it is now. Maybe I did mess up. Luckily it was only on Hip.

 

Good enough. If enough people go for this I may have a limit so act now.
Terms and conditions apply.