Melania Trump Is A Man

Her real name is Melanie Melanoma and she has a penis bigger than Donald's thumb. Her boobs are fake, they are made out of recycled beach balls.

 

I'm not joking. Look, I found proof on the internet

https://www.ncscooper.com/ted-cruz-bombshell-melania-trump-is-transgender/

 

every guy has a penis bigger than donalds thumb, havnt you heard about his tiny hands

anyway no surprise the source is from a california paper/site and at least they can try to sound official. come on the scooper? that name is funnier than the article.

 

You really do need to spend less time online.

 

Obviously a gold digger

 

Of course! How didn't I see this before!

Fixed!

 

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I know, right?

 

[SIZE=11pt]So those nude pictures of Melania in the New York Post were deliberately released by surrogates of Trump after they were photo shopped [/SIZE]




[SIZE=11pt]Hotwater[/SIZE]

 

Everyone else, like most people apart from Grace Jones maybe or Geordie la Forge have normal eyes, but she has rectangular eyes. What the fuck is that all about or even possible?

 

Conservatives should find Melania to be the perfect First Lady. She's sexy, marginally intelligent, has few opinions, knows her place, always obedient. The perfect female, from the old school perspective.

 

She's the new oval office cum bucket for sure, they'll all be taking turns soon. Even Sarah Palin will be getting stuck in for a bit of hot tongue and dildo action I reckon. Someone will film it and it will be leaked by Edward Snowden, who will be appointed by Trump as the official white house porn czar.

 

You're talking with the prime minister that you have?


I think someone's jealous...

 

if she was a man, she'd more likely have a pinis bigger then donad's pinis.
everyone perceives attractiveness differently. i don't see her as anything particularly special in the looks department.
but i don't think she looks particularly masculine either.
(she COULD have a clit bigger then the don's peepee, that would be a giggle, but i still really wouldn't care either)

ppssss or something. i knew a guy once who had square eyes. well the were actually contact lenses that made his pupils (look) cat shaped.

 

Melania Trump Is A Man

LOL So is Bruce Jenner

 

"I'm not joking. Look, I found proof on the internet"

LOL. Dude, sometimes I don't know whether you are serious or not but either way that was funny.

 

No way man, The Donald only deals in Bitcoins. lol

 

I saw a picture of her last week and I though, mmm wouldnae mind rolling about on a bed with that...

Then, when I found out she was Donald Trump's manwife it put my right off her.

Funny how your perception of women changes when you find out Donald Trump has already stuffed his beans up there many times, I'm assuming...

 

Why is her English that bad after so many years in an English speaking country
And her accent is still very thick
I think even my English is better (or sounds better)

He is very sharming and there was a sparkle when we met

 

That was his erection pump malfunctioning.