This Is So Unfair

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by r0llinstoned, Aug 25, 2016.

  1. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    When a girl gets a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when I order a 240v Fuckmaster Pro 5000 blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticised anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system...I'm called a pervert! Now that's just wrong!
     
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  2. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    ................... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
  3. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Why do you need to collect the semen?
     
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  4. StellarCoon

    StellarCoon Dr. Professor

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    No one said life was fair, buddy.
     
  5. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Maybe, you being called a pervert has nothing to do with the doll... Just sayin'
     
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  6. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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  7. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Have you heard about the new ISIS sex doll?


    It blows itself up
     
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    GLENGLEN Banned

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  9. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    He adds it to his Taco Bell orders.
     
  10. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    What A Disgusting Reply.............But I Love It....... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
  11. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    its only perversion when your neighbors are forced to listen to it at all hours of the night and day.
     
  12. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Excuse me but i don't use it all day and night.
     
  13. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    someone does. or argues with their ghosts. or mostly whines about not being the center of the universe and thinks doing so makes them the big man.
    of course it isn't one person. they take turns.
    why would anyone even know or care what anyone else went to bed with, where, when or how often, if they didn't have to hear or see them?
     
  14. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Are you even speaking english? What are you on about?
     

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