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#21 Moonglow181

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Posted June 25 2016 - 01:15 PM

I am with George Carlin who says that golf courses and cemetaries are a waste of land.


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Posted June 25 2016 - 06:21 PM

I find astrology to be very accurate.

In astrology they say things that are so generalized that you will find some of it to be true. With greater scrutiny, you will find a great deal of it to be not true.


Blowing out some one else's candle won't  make yours burn any brighter.

 

If you understand everything , you must be misinformed.

 

Reality is a moving target.


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Posted June 25 2016 - 06:41 PM

1. People with cancer. What about them? Why do they think they're so special. Facebook is full of fucking ex-classmates and whomever looking for handouts on GoFundMe. Fuck that shit, you were a dickbag in school. Now you got cancer. Fuck you. 

 

2. Straight men who don't like sports and brag about it. "Look at me... I don't watch the SPORTSBALLS..." Fuck you. You're a pussy. Get cancer.

 

3. Vanuatu. What kind of a shit name is that for a country? Global warming will take care of them folks pretty quick though when them oceans rise.

 

4. Tattoos. 99.9% of them look like shit. 

 

5. College kids these days, and the way they misguidedly encourage racism and censorship while believing that they're actually fighting for inclusion.



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Posted June 25 2016 - 09:18 PM

1. People with cancer. What about them? Why do they think they're so special. Facebook is full of fucking ex-classmates and whomever looking for handouts on GoFundMe. Fuck that shit, you were a dickbag in school. Now you got cancer. Fuck you. 

 

2. Straight men who don't like sports and brag about it. "Look at me... I don't watch the SPORTSBALLS..." Fuck you. You're a pussy. Get cancer.

 

3. Vanuatu. What kind of a shit name is that for a country? Global warming will take care of them folks pretty quick though when them oceans rise.

 

4. Tattoos. 99.9% of them look like shit. 

 

5. College kids these days, and the way they misguidedly encourage racism and censorship while believing that they're actually fighting for inclusion.

You’re right about cancer victims/survivors with the exception of childhood cancer 

 

 

Hotwater


Never! This is outrageous. I'm through with it. I'll have no more of this hell-spawn!

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Posted June 25 2016 - 09:25 PM

Blondes

 

Television’s Top Ten Dumbest Blondes of all-time

 

 

10)     ‘The Golden Girls’ Betty White

 

 

9)       Christina Applegate ‘Married with Children’

 

 

8)       Suzanne Sommers ‘Three’s Company’

 

 

7)       Barbara Eden ‘I Dream of Jeannie’

 

 

6)       Melody Patterson ‘F Troop’

 

 

5)       Angie Dickenson ‘Police Story’

 

 

4)       Donna Douglas ‘The Beverly Hillbillies’

 

 

3)       Sarah Purcell ‘Real People’

 

 

2)       Lydia Cornell ‘Too Close for Comfort’

 

 

1)       Loni Anderson ‘WKRP in Cincinnati’

 

 

Hotwater


Never! This is outrageous. I'm through with it. I'll have no more of this hell-spawn!

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Posted June 25 2016 - 09:33 PM

I'm Surprised That So Far Nobody Has Ventured Forth And Mentioned The "Elephant In The Room".....

 

I'm Not Brave Enough Since I Live In The Same Country, So Somebody Overseas Will Have To Step Foward......... :D

 

 

 

Cheers Glen.



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Posted June 25 2016 - 10:52 PM

1. People with cancer. What about them? Why do they think they're so special. Facebook is full of fucking ex-classmates and whomever looking for handouts on GoFundMe. Fuck that shit, you were a dickbag in school. Now you got cancer. Fuck you. 
 
2. Straight men who don't like sports and brag about it. "Look at me... I don't watch the SPORTSBALLS..." Fuck you. You're a pussy. Get cancer.
 
3. Vanuatu. What kind of a shit name is that for a country? Global warming will take care of them folks pretty quick though when them oceans rise.
 
4. Tattoos. 99.9% of them look like shit. 
 
5. College kids these days, and the way they misguidedly encourage racism and censorship while believing that they're actually fighting for inclusion.



LOLz



Agree on the tattoos, very dumb

#28 Bud D

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Posted June 26 2016 - 01:59 PM

That's bullshit to say that about cancer survivors.

My mom is a breast cancer survivor, she had mastectomies & that's a big deal.  It's gotta be traumatizing to go through removing body parts.  Neither of my parents are going to die with all the parts they were born with.  Dad lost a leg due to diabetes.

 

I worry I will get all the shit both of them had.  Getting older day by day too!



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Posted June 26 2016 - 02:32 PM

thrash metal

 

 

and country music

 

 

and dubstep

 

and rap

I am not into kind of this music, but you have to remember that music like any other art form, it is a case of beauty is in the eye of the beholder.


Blowing out some one else's candle won't  make yours burn any brighter.

 

If you understand everything , you must be misinformed.

 

Reality is a moving target.


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Posted June 26 2016 - 09:53 PM

That's bullshit to say that about cancer survivors.

My mom is a breast cancer survivor, she had mastectomies & that's a big deal.  It's gotta be traumatizing to go through removing body parts. 

Not all of course but a lot of cancer survivors do tend to be a bit sanctimonious.

 

 

Hotwater


Edited by hotwater, June 26 2016 - 10:38 PM.

Never! This is outrageous. I'm through with it. I'll have no more of this hell-spawn!

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Posted June 29 2016 - 07:07 AM

credit cards

cell phones

automobiles

clocks and watches

fire arms

privatization of the land

building codes

boarder patrols

corporations

aggressiveness

gratuitous conventionality.

thoughtlessness too

masculinity

femininity

ideology

what people think they know about what they claim to worship


my nation is the imagination

this is the dawning of the age of zootopia

and thank god i'm not quite human

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#32 Vanilla Gorilla

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Posted June 29 2016 - 03:00 PM

That's bullshit to say that about cancer survivors.
My mom is a breast cancer survivor, she had mastectomies & that's a big deal.  It's gotta be traumatizing to go through removing body parts.  Neither of my parents are going to die with all the parts they were born with.  Dad lost a leg due to diabetes.
 
I worry I will get all the shit both of them had.  Getting older day by day too!


I had a great aunt that dodged all those bullets until she was 92, then had a fall, within the space of 6 weeks she went from one that could be described as in great shape for her age, all the mental faculaties intact.....to dead, bedridden for just a few weeks, that is all it took for her body to start eating her alive

Still nasty whichever way it goes

My mum went through breast cancer twice, mastectomies the second time, all with little to no fuss (the first time my idiot father actually freaked out like a little girl and left her for a brief period).

I'm not sure what there is to really go on about, not much you can do except follow the process. Not like you really have much choice

I wouldnt have any sypmathy for the crowd funders have had good jobs in their lifetime but never saved.

I have to admit, I dont really have any sympathy for type 2 diabetics

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Posted June 29 2016 - 03:38 PM

I have to second the decaffeinated coffee bit from the OP.  What's the point of that crap?

 

And the gluten free thing.  It's AHmazing how many people are suddenly sensitive to gluten. 

 

But I think astrology is fun.  And sometimes, but not often, I eat tofu.



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Posted June 30 2016 - 03:04 AM

Dumb things can be fun. Or tasty :P


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Posted June 30 2016 - 05:32 AM

I had a great aunt that dodged all those bullets until she was 92, then had a fall, within the space of 6 weeks she went from one that could be described as in great shape for her age, all the mental faculaties intact.....to dead, bedridden for just a few weeks, that is all it took for her body to start eating her aliveStill nasty whichever way it goesMy mum went through breast cancer twice, mastectomies the second time, all with little to no fuss (the first time my idiot father actually freaked out like a little girl and left her for a brief period).I'm not sure what there is to really go on about, not much you can do except follow the process. Not like you really have much choiceI wouldnt have any sypmathy for the crowd funders have had good jobs in their lifetime but never saved.I have to admit, I dont really have any sympathy for type 2 diabetics


That sounds like my mom. She had cancer twice and the second time removed the sources. Now on diabetes, type 2 just means adult onset. Not everyone gets it from being fat. My dad was very skinny and his mom was also skinny. Both had adult onset diabetes. Dad lost a leg because he smoked combined with the diabetes. Grandma lived to be in her 80's and smoked much of her life. But like me she weighed her food, which is a must when watching sugar, calories, or anything in food

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Posted June 30 2016 - 08:55 PM

1. Democrats

2. Republicans

3. Fundamentalism

4. Neck Tattoos

5. The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (I should probably just say TV in general, but I really hate Jimmy Fallon).


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Posted June 30 2016 - 11:08 PM

1. Traffic

2. Being sick

3. keeping up with the kardashians

4. slow internet

5. selfie sticks



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Posted July 01 2016 - 11:07 AM

 

5. The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (I should probably just say TV in general, but I really hate Jimmy Fallon).

 

 

He's one of those guys you just want to punch in the face, for no reason at all other than you hate his face



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Posted July 01 2016 - 08:47 PM

^ i really don't mind his face.  i just hate the fact that people act like he's funny, and pay him millions of dollars for being aggressively unfunny.



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Posted July 01 2016 - 11:32 PM

^ i really don't mind his face.  i just hate the fact that people act like he's funny, and pay him millions of dollars for being aggressively unfunny.


There are a few of those.

I watched Central Intelligence last night, the Rock was pretty good in it actually.

But Kevin Hart, I previously didnt mind him, but in this movie its like OMG dude, shut the fuck up. He was in high pitches motormouth mode the whole movie




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