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#1 Vanilla Gorilla

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Posted June 24 2016 - 03:58 PM

In order:

 

 

1. Astrology

2. Golf

3, Gluten free

4. Tofu

5. Decaffeinated coffee



#2 Ashalicious

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Posted June 24 2016 - 04:00 PM

Ugh.

 

My horoscope said I'd be annoyed by you today.


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Posted June 24 2016 - 05:00 PM

Ugh.

 

My horoscope said I'd be annoyed by you today.

 

 

To guess correctly, it probably should say that everyday

 

 

 

As Pisces enters Uranus, certain vague situations today will become emotionally straining as its mostly chics that read these columns, Someone with a name that contains a G will do something not specific enough to be named so I can impact a wider audience, leading to an equally vague change in your monotonous daily routine. Finally, a couple of cliched positive reinforcement phrases will appear in your horoscope today; believe in yourself, dont let worry ruin an event, look on the bright side, have faith things will come together, eat more Tofu and play gluten free golf



#4 Ashalicious

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Posted June 24 2016 - 05:05 PM

To guess correctly, it probably should say that everyday

 

 

 

As Pisces enters Uranus, certain vague situations today will become emotionally straining as its mostly chics that read these columns, Someone with a name that contains a G will do something not specific enough to be named so I can impact a wider audience, leading to an equally vague change in your monotonous daily routine. Finally, a couple of cliched positive reinforcement phrases will appear in your horoscope today; believe in yourself, dont let worry ruin an event, look on the bright side, have faith things will come together, eat more Tofu and play gluten free golf

 

You took all the time to type this reply, but to me it reads :

 

Blah blah blah blah blah bullshit blah blah shit for brains blah blah blah no one gives a flying fuck.


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#5 orison

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Posted June 24 2016 - 05:19 PM

1.. back up beeper shit on vehicles. for fucks sake its 2016 and a robot still cant tell when its going to kill someone.

2.. fucking fire whistles alarms, are you fucking kidding me.. we still need this bullshit blaring during non emergencies ..

3...railroad train horn, nothing but noise pollution .. not radar induced, just blows when the engineer feels like it..

4... smart washer and dryers , jfc. you need an app for your fucking wash, are you fucking stupid?

5....smart refrigerator . again with the stupid cameras and fucking flat screens on the door.. omfg gtfo rly!!


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Posted June 24 2016 - 05:24 PM

there are actually standards to the train horns...different lengths for different crossings...personally i think they should drop the horn completely and install barriers and lights on EVERY crossing

 

 

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#7 I'minmyunderwear

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Posted June 24 2016 - 07:24 PM

the train crossing standards can't be that strict; they wake me up at 7am every single day and every single day it's a different sound.

 

personally i think they should drop the horn and the barriers and let people go back to paying attention to where they're driving.

 

 

 

anyway, i can't answer the 5 dumbest things question, because it would probably be considered a personal attack on 5 hipforums members.



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Posted June 24 2016 - 07:36 PM

trains are 2longs 1short, 1long when coming to grade crossing.. only assholes from CP, dont know how to operate horn properly :)


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#9 Vanilla Gorilla

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Posted June 24 2016 - 08:24 PM

You took all the time to type this reply, but to me it reads :
 
Blah blah blah blah blah bullshit blah blah shit for brains blah blah blah no one gives a flying fuck.


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Posted June 24 2016 - 08:27 PM

 i can't answer the 5 dumbest things question, because it would probably be considered a personal attack on 5 hipforums members.

 

 

Post The Names, I'll Put Up Your Bail Money And Pay Your Medicals...... :)

 

 

 

Cheers Glen.


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Posted June 24 2016 - 08:28 PM

I never realised trains could be so annoying

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Posted June 25 2016 - 03:11 AM

Non -stick woks. Actually any Teflon cookware.


Blowing out some one else's candle won't  make yours burn any brighter.

 

If you understand everything , you must be misinformed.

 

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Posted June 25 2016 - 03:23 AM

Train time tables! ...instead of them update posters, why not just do the days time table on the poster!


The Royal Family! ...let's not go there!


Soap dispensers in washing machines, the liquid tabs don't fit or dissolve in those things!

Wrapping on some fruit, and not the rest?


Mexican stamps...never gets there anyway!

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Posted June 25 2016 - 03:56 AM

there are actually standards to the train horns...different lengths for different crossings...personally i think they should drop the horn completely and install barriers and lights on EVERY crossing

 

 

That costs money you know... :P


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Posted June 25 2016 - 11:57 AM

thrash metal

 

 

and country music

 

 

and dubstep

 

and rap



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Posted June 25 2016 - 12:03 PM

In order:

 

 

1. Astrology

2. Golf

3, Gluten free

4. Tofu

5. Decaffeinated coffee

I find astrology to be very accurate.

Golf is stupid, everyone knows putt putt golf is where it's at!

I know a girl that gets bloody shits from gluten

Tofu, never cared for that either.

Decaf, it's great at night when I am not drinking booze.


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Posted June 25 2016 - 01:04 PM

1 Threads Like This. 

2 People who start threads Like this .

3 People who read threads like this .

4 People Who reply to threads like this .

5 well  that would amount to admitting I am a Twat  ;) wooden it 


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Posted June 25 2016 - 01:05 PM

I don't have any dumb things, but I despise golf....golf courses and people who play golf.... :D

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Posted June 25 2016 - 01:12 PM

#1...

 

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Posted June 25 2016 - 01:13 PM

 and people who play golf.... :D

 

Why?



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Posted June 25 2016 - 01:15 PM

I am with George Carlin who says that golf courses and cemetaries are a waste of land.


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Posted June 25 2016 - 06:21 PM

I find astrology to be very accurate.

In astrology they say things that are so generalized that you will find some of it to be true. With greater scrutiny, you will find a great deal of it to be not true.


Blowing out some one else's candle won't  make yours burn any brighter.

 

If you understand everything , you must be misinformed.

 

Reality is a moving target.


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Posted June 25 2016 - 06:41 PM

1. People with cancer. What about them? Why do they think they're so special. Facebook is full of fucking ex-classmates and whomever looking for handouts on GoFundMe. Fuck that shit, you were a dickbag in school. Now you got cancer. Fuck you. 

 

2. Straight men who don't like sports and brag about it. "Look at me... I don't watch the SPORTSBALLS..." Fuck you. You're a pussy. Get cancer.

 

3. Vanuatu. What kind of a shit name is that for a country? Global warming will take care of them folks pretty quick though when them oceans rise.

 

4. Tattoos. 99.9% of them look like shit. 

 

5. College kids these days, and the way they misguidedly encourage racism and censorship while believing that they're actually fighting for inclusion.



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Posted June 25 2016 - 09:18 PM

1. People with cancer. What about them? Why do they think they're so special. Facebook is full of fucking ex-classmates and whomever looking for handouts on GoFundMe. Fuck that shit, you were a dickbag in school. Now you got cancer. Fuck you. 

 

2. Straight men who don't like sports and brag about it. "Look at me... I don't watch the SPORTSBALLS..." Fuck you. You're a pussy. Get cancer.

 

3. Vanuatu. What kind of a shit name is that for a country? Global warming will take care of them folks pretty quick though when them oceans rise.

 

4. Tattoos. 99.9% of them look like shit. 

 

5. College kids these days, and the way they misguidedly encourage racism and censorship while believing that they're actually fighting for inclusion.

You’re right about cancer victims/survivors with the exception of childhood cancer 

 

 

Hotwater


Never! This is outrageous. I'm through with it. I'll have no more of this hell-spawn!

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Posted June 25 2016 - 09:25 PM

Blondes

 

Television’s Top Ten Dumbest Blondes of all-time

 

 

10)     ‘The Golden Girls’ Betty White

 

 

9)       Christina Applegate ‘Married with Children’

 

 

8)       Suzanne Sommers ‘Three’s Company’

 

 

7)       Barbara Eden ‘I Dream of Jeannie’

 

 

6)       Melody Patterson ‘F Troop’

 

 

5)       Angie Dickenson ‘Police Story’

 

 

4)       Donna Douglas ‘The Beverly Hillbillies’

 

 

3)       Sarah Purcell ‘Real People’

 

 

2)       Lydia Cornell ‘Too Close for Comfort’

 

 

1)       Loni Anderson ‘WKRP in Cincinnati’

 

 

Hotwater


Never! This is outrageous. I'm through with it. I'll have no more of this hell-spawn!

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Posted June 25 2016 - 09:33 PM

I'm Surprised That So Far Nobody Has Ventured Forth And Mentioned The "Elephant In The Room".....

 

I'm Not Brave Enough Since I Live In The Same Country, So Somebody Overseas Will Have To Step Foward......... :D

 

 

 

Cheers Glen.



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Posted June 25 2016 - 10:52 PM

1. People with cancer. What about them? Why do they think they're so special. Facebook is full of fucking ex-classmates and whomever looking for handouts on GoFundMe. Fuck that shit, you were a dickbag in school. Now you got cancer. Fuck you. 
 
2. Straight men who don't like sports and brag about it. "Look at me... I don't watch the SPORTSBALLS..." Fuck you. You're a pussy. Get cancer.
 
3. Vanuatu. What kind of a shit name is that for a country? Global warming will take care of them folks pretty quick though when them oceans rise.
 
4. Tattoos. 99.9% of them look like shit. 
 
5. College kids these days, and the way they misguidedly encourage racism and censorship while believing that they're actually fighting for inclusion.



LOLz



Agree on the tattoos, very dumb

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Posted June 26 2016 - 01:59 PM

That's bullshit to say that about cancer survivors.

My mom is a breast cancer survivor, she had mastectomies & that's a big deal.  It's gotta be traumatizing to go through removing body parts.  Neither of my parents are going to die with all the parts they were born with.  Dad lost a leg due to diabetes.

 

I worry I will get all the shit both of them had.  Getting older day by day too!



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Posted June 26 2016 - 02:32 PM

thrash metal

 

 

and country music

 

 

and dubstep

 

and rap

I am not into kind of this music, but you have to remember that music like any other art form, it is a case of beauty is in the eye of the beholder.


Blowing out some one else's candle won't  make yours burn any brighter.

 

If you understand everything , you must be misinformed.

 

Reality is a moving target.


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Posted June 26 2016 - 09:53 PM

That's bullshit to say that about cancer survivors.

My mom is a breast cancer survivor, she had mastectomies & that's a big deal.  It's gotta be traumatizing to go through removing body parts. 

Not all of course but a lot of cancer survivors do tend to be a bit sanctimonious.

 

 

Hotwater


Edited by hotwater, June 26 2016 - 10:38 PM.

Never! This is outrageous. I'm through with it. I'll have no more of this hell-spawn!




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