Things You Say Often

What the fuck is that?

 

Wonderful,…………………. or I could simply say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and get funny looks and stares



Hotwater

 

Nothing

 

Oh my head.

 

no

 

no way in hell

 

don't hide the garden behind your house. hide your house in the garden.

ok i just made that up, but it makes sense for the kind of world i'd rather live in.

actaully "the kind of world i'd rather live in" IS a phrase i say and use fairly often.

 

DaFug?

 

got anything besides bud coors and miller?

 

Got it?

Are you kidding me?

But you roll better joints than I do, babe!

And lately - Wanna go for a skate? Or - I LOVE rollerblading.

 

Be careful.

 

not now, maybe later

 

oh, please....not this again

 

I'm just gonna go fall down over there....

 

I am not a fan of summer at all...it is my worst season, unless at a beach near the ocean....It is muggy, sticky, humid...heavy, unbreathable air......too many bugs all over all of the time....mosquitoes, ticks...I am not a very happy camper in the summer.....at all.....

so i will say

"Just another day in paradise"...many times.

 

You're gonna get wet...

 

What planet am I on anyways?

 

All the days!

 

I gotta feed the cats.

 

You can do better than that.