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Kanye West Wants To Divorce Kim Kardashian Because "caitlyn Jenner Has A Nicer Booty"




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#1 TheSatoricalNewsGuy

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Posted February 13 2016 - 06:50 PM

So according to a news article (link below) Kanye west is in to Cailyn Jenners "booty." I'm calling pure bull.

http://www.nationale...s-a-nicer-booty

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Posted February 13 2016 - 06:55 PM

As fascinating of a story that would be if it were true, it seems like a completely fake website, like a Onion ripoff.

 

This is basically  their mission statement:

 


The National Exagerator is an entertainment news site. We post news stories that may or may not have really happened. If you we say it happened, it happen, OK? Get off our backs. We gotta eat too. Who put you on the planet? We were born Thursday, Feburary 11, 2016. Our hobbies include spying on people and pretending to throw buckets of water on the elderly. We think it's cute how they put their arms up. We get our news in sup top secret ways and typo are our specialtys. On occasions we go to the beach and knock down little bratty kids sand castles. We believe all children are brats. We also like kitties.


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#3 TheSatoricalNewsGuy

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Posted February 13 2016 - 06:58 PM

Yes, I knew it was pure bull when I posted the link in a fourm catogorized "pure bull." lol

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Posted February 13 2016 - 07:29 PM

Did you write that story?


"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." - Jiddu Krishnamurti


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#5 TheSatoricalNewsGuy

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Posted February 13 2016 - 07:32 PM

A few hours ago. :)

#6 Tyrsonswood

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Posted February 13 2016 - 07:34 PM

So you are here spamming your own web site.....


"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." - Jiddu Krishnamurti


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#7 TheSatoricalNewsGuy

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Posted February 13 2016 - 07:36 PM

Spamming was not my intent. I wanted to share my fake news story. So I spefically saught out a place that I felt would be appropiate. If I did not post in the right place, I appologize. However, a lot of discretion and thought went in to it before and where I decided to share my article.

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Posted February 13 2016 - 08:58 PM

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#9 TheSatoricalNewsGuy

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Posted February 15 2016 - 02:22 AM

That's what I was thinking. But with a title like this, I didn't even know it could escalate. lol

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Posted February 19 2016 - 12:07 PM

Change that site name to The Funyun and you'll be good.



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Posted February 21 2016 - 11:48 PM

i still think of kardashians as the spoonheads from deep space nine. 


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#12 relaxxx

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Posted March 01 2016 - 02:33 PM

He's a joke. I heard he sang about fucking Taylor Swift or something and making her famous. What a fucking clown, sometimes I gotta wonder if these hop-tards talk all shit about loving big bubble asses but then secretly spank to skinny little white girls? Kim's ass is fucking gross, I can't imagine anyone thinking that is attractive. And those lips look like swollen leeches. Yeah, it must be pretty sad when your 70 year old trans stepdad's better looking. Nicki Minaj is another freak show, just makes me sad that someone would mutilate their bodied with huge nasty asses.



#13 themnax

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Posted October 29 2016 - 09:41 AM

i can think of better reasons not to be married to a kardasian.  unless i was a memeber of the obsidian order.


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