Murder, Marry, Bang

Pick from the post above and issue out 3 people for the next poster --

I'll get it rolling..

Sharon Osbourne, Rosie O'Donnell , Martha Stewart

Good luck.

 

So if I won't murder..I have to be a lesbian to complete this?

 

uhmm, those are some pretty sad options there.
is suicide an option? it certainly would be preferable to banging any of those choices.

 

Is martha stewart still in prison in this scenario?

 

Well this game died a quick death.

I'll bump it with a banging of Sharon Osbourne. Ewwww, really?

 

You guys are prudes. I'd totally fuck Rosie, kill Sharon and I'd marry Martha Stewart so fast she wouldn't know what hit her.

 

Can you please murder Sharon now, so I don't have to bang her! Thank you so much.

 

well that pile of crap in the ofal office could met with a deniably arranged fatal accident, i don't bang anyone i wouldn't marry if they wanted to, my ideal mate being an imaginary character that exists in my head.

 

I'll try to revive this... choose the trio of men or the trio of women...

WOMEN: Cher, Adele, Betty White

MEN: Danny DeVito, Lawrence Fishburne, Will Ferrel

 

Kill cher
Bang adele
Marry betty white

TRUMP PUTIN KIM JONG-UN

 

please answer

 

I would bang two of their heads together ! and put the other one in charge
woodn kiss any of em cos I isnt Gey !


Bob Dylan Theresa May My Boss Tony ?

 

I can't play this game as i would never murder anyone, not even in fiction land...sorry.
maybe you should change it to walk out on or something like that.

 

so to make up my own rules here...I will say WALK OUT ON all 3 of the people Piaf mentioned.

 

Bob Dylan
Boss Tony to GLENGLEN
Theresa May


1.Kim Kardashian
2.Lindsay Lohan
3.Paris Hilton

 

Marry Kardashian
Bang Hilton
Later Lohan

They all make me cringe a bit

Hmm...



Quint, Brody & Hooper

 

Gotta marry Quint. That's a no brainier. He's got a boat, makes his own liqour, and enjoys the company of bow legged women. If that ain't a life to latch onto, I don't know what is.

Hooper from the book definitely deserved to die. In the movie, he was much more likeable. But still...no way I'm killing Brody...because he and I are gonna get drunk and fool around.


Moe
Larry
...and Shemp

 

That is a great response lol

 

Moe, Larry, and Shemp being male, and no longer with us - make the response not applicable
- so to even it up in sexual preferences:-
Donald Trump / Angela Murtell
Justin Beiber / Miley Cyrus
Will Smith / Scarlett Johannsson

 

Had to Google Angela and no replies appeared so easy kill there.
And scarlett is easily marriage material in comparison to the very bangable miley.

Kurt Russel, Kevin Costner, Mel Gibson
Jessica Simpson, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba