You Ever Wonder About Those 3 Guys In Every Ellen Audience

Home sick today, watching Ellen, Hugh Jackman was on

Today, like every other Ellen show

The audience is about 200 , 30 something woman and just 3 dudes, which the camera operators always love to pick on

Its always like only 3 dudes, and they never look very gay, so its not a gay thing

Usually normal, blokey looking dudes, chubby of course as its america, usually wearing dad clothes.

Have you ever wondered about these guys, why are they there? Too far to walk to the nearest sports bar, man feminists?, part of their rehab therapy? Or just good ole fashioned pussy whipism

Why are they there?

 

wtfayta?..

 

I've never noticed these men you speak of, and I watch Ellen often. A person can only be a guest in the Ellen Audience once per season, so it definitely can not be the same three men, every episode.

It sounds like you've got penis on the brain, to be honest, and should probably hit the gay bar once you're feeling better.

 

thank god ellen went to a station my antenna can no longer get..

for the life of me, what do you people see in this untalented dike?

 

Ellen who?

 

I saw Ellen degeneres at Cesar's palace in Vegas. True story

 

as a straight male, i've never seen an ellen audience.

i can think of several reasons a guy might go to something like that. 1) he's gay. they aren't all obvious after all. 2) he's pussy whipped. again, something you already covered, and a legitimate possibility. 3) he's a basement dweller who doesn't know any better. 4) he's actually a lesbian, and you just can't tell. 5) he's ellen's relative. 6) he lost a bet. 7) he's lost. 8) he's there to pick up chicks. based on the ratios you describe, this guy may actually be a genius. 9) he is an ellen crew member paid to make it look like guys watch the show. 10) he's homeless and lives in one of those shelters where you have to go out and find something to do during the day. 11) he's a crisis actor. 12) the ellen show is using stock footage from some other show that had an audience to create the illusion that there are male fans.

i could go on.

 

Lolz, no 11, a crisis actors' day job

 

I like her more than most US talk show hosts

Fallon tries too hard, and Kimmel has a sphincter for a face

 

You should know by now, im just playing it up

If i was ever in that part of the world, and had to chance to go to an Ellen show id be all like twinkle fingers if the camera pointed to my section

 

Way cool. I sat in the audience on her earth day episode in 2010. True story.

 

They were probably dragged there by their wives. Or their name is Vanilla Gorilla.

 

nope. i'm sure ellen is cool and all, but i sort of don't remember the last time i watched tv.
well that's not entirely true. but the last time i watched one it was someone else's,
and i think it was more then six months ago, and i think we were watching one of my then housemate's
dvd of mongrels.

 

Thanks for sharing

 

Hotwater

 

I count 6 guys in that one, must have been a sports special

 

^ i counted 7, with 2 more that are either guys or very butch.

 

I got 11...

I'd love to see Ellen. Always had a slight crush on her.