Craziest Thing To Find In The Woods

Also laughing at that one.

A sloth doing the time warp wayyyyy too slow

 

So slow he goes back in time


In case you haven't noticed, I have been watching the Rappin Rabbit Trio; well they just beat the Prancin ponies to advance into the semis. Well worth finding this type of entertainment in the woods. :rastana:

 

^ LOL

Micheal Jackson

 

an empty ampoule of propofol

 

a rusty set of skelliton keys. the really old fashoned kind.

 

A stegosaurus

 

a talking velociraptor, living in the crashed remains of a ford trimotor.
and a radio transmission tower, supporting strings of nepalese prayer flags.

 

a video tape showing who really shot JFK

 

a heavy leather sack of gold coins, made out of real currency grade gold alloy, with an image of evie on one side, and a u.f.o. on the other.

 

A bloody message on a tree.

 

A metal tin with a sewing machine zipper foot inside.

 

An old lady sitting in a big rocking chair recliner next to the metal tin

 

A bear waiting on the sewing machine to show up so the old lady can fix the zipper in his bear suit.

 

4 sets of doublemint twins.

 

A Bigfoot trying to break into a Coke machine to get change for the telephone

 

An old lady living in a shoe with a bunch of children.

 

an extra terrestrial artifact that responds to your thought process. i don't mean like a mood ring, or twitchy ears, but one that actually does something.
like cutting firewood or digging a hole in the ground, through solid rock, by pointing it, and thinking what you want it to do.

or a circuit breaker box in the side of a tree, and if you throw the main breaker switch, its night time, with no ground lights anywhere and you can see in the sky, every distant sun in our galaxy.

 

Extendable ears