A Smart Toilet

That's disgusting ... on several levels, (not just the most obvious issue that poop is disgusting)

 

Disgustingly informative is what it is.

 

It should wipe your butt for ya...

 

they have those, its called a Bidet.

 

A bidet is a water flush job. The water shoots up towards the twinkie or the butt hole, when you sit over the thingie. It's quite interesting and very popular in Europe.

 

I don't know about that, unless it adjusts for pressure, circular motion, and forward or reverse direction.

 

I wonder why its not popular here in the US, does the though of spraying water on the bumhole make some people uncomfortable or something. Think about it though, when you wipe ur ass with toilet paper you're just smearing the shit around your asshole!

 

I rarely come across one. But maybe they're more popular in France or something.

Maybe try a different technique

 

Maybe it has an ability to detect things from the gases? Maybe it can detect if someone uses Preparation H and sending the data to some server and the information about the user is sold to Korger. Then, when that user goes shopping, the electronic voice in the pharmacy part of the store will say, "Good afternoon Mister........we have a two for one special on PH and we have some natural witch hazel too!

 

Well, in Japan, the Middle East, and Europe they think like that, meaning soap and water is better.

 

I've seen lots of them in Southern Europe.

 

Yeah I suspect they're more common over there. Also in private homes?

Pretty sure most europeans use toilet paper just like you guys.

 

Don't look......

 

With the iPoop you don't have to look... It's all right there on the digital readout. If it finds anything out of the norm it even makes a doctor's appointment for you before you even stand up.

 

I don't have a bidet but I do use baby wipes on the booty and have ever since I had babies, it just makes more sense.

 

I had plastic surgery a few years ago and now have a hippo tail above my bum.

 

Oh Dear Asmo! That's a terrible affliction!

 

Well, I like them because they come scented with different fruity odors. I like the pine and sandalwood. I like women who smell like sandalwood, and tend to stay away from the ones who smell like witch-hazel.

 

Uhm... it was carefully selected by myself. It's a fantastic way to get the poo of your bum. Maybe youtube it how hippo's use their tail!

 

Do you mean, "Ewe Tube?"