Epitaphs

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Meagain, Nov 30, 2015.

  1. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed & Confused Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

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    What would you like to see written on your headstone?
    If you had a choice?

    Mine would be:

    That was strange.
     
  2. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

    My grandfather always made the joke that he would have written on his headstone: "I told you I was sick!"
     
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  3. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    Get off of my grass! :)
     
  4. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Hey! You wanna shut up!
    I'm trying to sleep here
     
  5. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I have no plans on being part of some weird plot of land full of dead bodies and expensive rocks

    hopefully whoever ends up having to deal with whats left of me will just carve my initials on a nearby tree after scattering my ashes in the bush
     
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  6. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Okay... this didn't work. My bones still hurt.
     
  7. GeorgeJetStoned

    GeorgeJetStoned Odd Member

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    So, it was ALL bullshit?!?!?
     
  8. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed & Confused Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

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    Actually I'll be cremated, already bought and paid for. I went for the cheap urn.
     
  9. emisue

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    I did a project in school and we had to design our own headstone.
    My quote was "the future is no place to place your better days" I think it was a Dave Matthews Band quote. I'm not sure. Either way, I still think it's a good one. :)
     
  10. Colimon

    Colimon Cheesus Christo

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    Before you ask what the ultimate answer is, first ask yourself what is the ultimate question?
     
  11. Tyrsonswood

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    Caution, dead guy below.
     
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  13. autophobe2e

    autophobe2e Senior Member

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    Hopefully by the time I die, headstones will have audiovisual capabilities, maybe even tasteful holograms. Mine would play this song:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OWdT-i4GFE

    No name etc (otherwise the song would make no sense.)
     
  14. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    "No one's going to miss this ****"
     
  15. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    But it said "Right turn on red"
     
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  16. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    "Raise your horn to those who've died, let's drink to fallen friends tonight, let's celebrate their mortal lives, we'll meet again in Walhall when we die!"

    But I won't be buried. I already have a long boat to make, my ashes go in that, then it is set alight and floated off down the Rhine. :)
     
  17. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    So you want to be cremated... twice.



    Okay.
     
  18. Karen_J

    Karen_J Visitor

    Life is short. Try to spend most of it on the good stuff.
     
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  20. Emanresu

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    Mine would be "An unhandled exception occured" or more verbose "An unhandled exception occured: Expected type 'Alive' received type 'Dead'" And if there are any GEICO employees here to get the joke "Handling Complete".
     

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