Testicle Size

Discussion in 'Men's Issues' started by sputnam, Nov 24, 2015.

  1. sputnam

    sputnam Members

    Messages:
    2
    Likes Received:
    0
    many years ago, I had kinda smallish testicles (compared to the ones I see in porn) and then I got the mumps...and the mumps fell. Each testicle swelled to the size of my fist. When the swelling went down, my nuts were almost gone! They are about the size of a average white grape...is there ANY way to change that (other than surgery)? Anyone else have this issue?
     
  2. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

    Messages:
    30,289
    Likes Received:
    8,560
    Sounds legit
     
  3. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

    Messages:
    33,587
    Likes Received:
    11,002
    be careful what you wish for....i took nut enlargement pills and now my nads are the size of bowling balls....it is very uncomfortable and kind of the elephant in the room when i'm at the gym
     
    Pete's Draggin' likes this.
  4. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

    Messages:
    30,289
    Likes Received:
    8,560
    Your nads look like an elephant? Mine look like sheeps brains
     
    1 person likes this.
  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

    Messages:
    59
    Likes Received:
    9,110
    this is meaningless without a picture of your fist to determine its size.
     
    1 person likes this.
  6. audrey_the_endotherm

    audrey_the_endotherm Members

    Messages:
    366
    Likes Received:
    170
    Trauma should do the trick, punch yourself in the testicles 30-40 times and........ voila!
     
  7. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

    Messages:
    33,587
    Likes Received:
    11,002
  8. MikeE

    MikeE Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Messages:
    5,410
    Likes Received:
    619
    Do your balls hang low?
    Do they wobble to and fro?
    Can you tie them in a knot?
    Can you tie them in a bow?
    Can you throw them on her shoulder,
    Like a pornographic warrior?
    Do your balls hang low?

    Talk to your doctor about the possibility of implants. But I would steer clear of implants if what you have is producing sperm.

    For a non surgical solution, frequent masturbation and/or sex couldn't hurt, might help.
     
  9. Girls don't even know what dicks look like, man. Any girl who sees your dick, it's going to be like her first time seeing a dick. She won't know you have small testicles.

    Unless you're gay, then you're screwed.
     
  10. Nudebob

    Nudebob Members

    Messages:
    78
    Likes Received:
    20
    When I was on medication to relieve prostate swelling, it also shrank my balls. I've been off it for a couple of years and one has returned to its normal size but the other is still small, about like a medium sized grape. The doctor says it's nothing to worry about but it looks a bit odd. She said I could have it removed and a plastic one inserted but I really wasn't looking for that kind of pain.
     
  11. StellarCoon

    StellarCoon Dr. Professor

    Messages:
    2,703
    Likes Received:
    1,358
    the size of a fist? how did you get around, a wheelchair?
     
  12. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

    Messages:
    30,289
    Likes Received:
    8,560
    [​IMG]
     
  13. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Swollen testicle
    Pain and swelling of the testicle (orchitis) affects one in four males who get mumps after puberty. The swelling is usually sudden and affects only one testicle. The testicle may also feel warm and tender.
    In affected boys and men, swelling of the testicle normally begins four to eight days after the swelling of the parotid gland. Occasionally, swelling can occur up to six weeks after the swelling of the glands.
    Any testicle pain can be eased using over-the-counter painkillers such as paracetamol or ibuprofen. If the pain is particularly severe, contact your GP, who may prescribe a stronger painkiller for you.
    Applying cold or warm compresses to your testicle and wearing supportive underwear may also reduce any pain.
    Just under half of all males who get mumps-related orchitis notice some shrinkage of their testicles and an estimated 1 in 10 men experience a drop in their sperm count (the amount of healthy sperm their body can produce). However, this is very rarely large enough to cause infertility.
     
  14. magickman

    magickman Supporters HipForums Supporter

    Messages:
    1,176
    Likes Received:
    288
    Not even gonna ask how you know what sheep's brains look like. Pretty sure i don't want to know. :)
     
  15. magickman

    magickman Supporters HipForums Supporter

    Messages:
    1,176
    Likes Received:
    288
    Hey Doc, my nads are killing me...Can I have some Hydrocodone? 10/325, a 60 ct. bottle with 5 refills should do it. Thanks! Muchas Gracias.
     
  16. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

    Messages:
    30,289
    Likes Received:
    8,560
    Errrrr supermarket meat section
     
    1 person likes this.
  17. Rots in hell

    Rots in hell Senior Member

    Messages:
    11,133
    Likes Received:
    7,213
    http://youtu.be/Sehy5EgR_pk
     
    2 people like this.
  18. tumbling.dice

    tumbling.dice Visitor

    I had a friend that used to laugh about her ex-boyfriend's testicle size...she nicknamed him 'skittle nuts'.
     
    Pete's Draggin' likes this.
  19. StellarCoon

    StellarCoon Dr. Professor

    Messages:
    2,703
    Likes Received:
    1,358
    Damn son.

    Ever wonder if there's something about you she may be laughing at today? :D
     
  20. Addicted2MEN

    Addicted2MEN New Member

    Messages:
    256
    Likes Received:
    84
    I absolutely love a huge set of low hanging balls.
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice